Best attack – 10/11

Pippa Middleton Pot
A goal that all Kenna players would like to score

This season’s best attack award goes to Dynamo Temple, who will add it next to their ‘Best midfield’ and Cannestan Combi Cup in the club trophy cabinet.

Dynamo’s £5m Rodallega and £19m Bent narrowly pipped Polonia’s £8m Elmander and £21m Hernandez. The ‘Little Pea’ promises to be a big target at auction.

At the other end, Lokomotiv Tooting had a torrid season up front. Peter Crouch failed to strike up a meaningful relationship with either Roque Santa Cruz or El Hadji Diouf, and even PSV’s meagre offering from Pavlyuchenko and on-the-bench-until-loaned-to-Madrid Adebayor wiped the floor with them.

The Lokomotiv manager will be taking a long, hard look at how he can remedy that next season.

Research prior to auction night would be a start.

1 Dynamo Temple 286
2 Polonia Forsyth 285
3 Thieving Magpies 275
4 Young Boys 274
5 CSKA Bashers 262
6 Deportivo Kensington 241
7 Vasco De Beauvoir 226
8 Legia Forsyth 221
9 Spartak Mogadishu 220
10 Walthamstow Network Solutions 220
11 The Dan Terry Ultimatum 207
12 Spare Parts 206
13 FC Gun Show 202
14 Athletico Temple 196
15 Barking Nepal 159
16 PSV Mornington 139
17 Lokomotiv Tooting 114
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Author: The chairman

Ascended to the chairmanship of the Jeff Kenna League Fantasy Football League in 2007 after co-founded the league in London in August 2005.