Best midfield – 10/11

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Midfield mediocrity is the trademark of the trophyless Kenna manager.

Bit-part, maybe men midfielders are as popular with managers at auction as Alex McLeish wearing a Wolves shirt on a night out in Digbeth.

Relying mainly of their creativity, these wingers, number 10s and false nines are more susceptible to the vagaries of form than any other Kenna player.

So it comes as little surprise that Dynamo Temple scoop the best midfield award because of a player who in previous seasons has frustrated managers with his unpredictability.

Now out of the shadow of his fellow countryman, Nani put in some of his best performances since the Thriller video and charged to 171 points this season. What a snip at £8m!

Perhaps more important an accolade is the ‘Mid-table Midfield Award’, which is awarded to a team who started the season with Joe Cole, Petrov, Milner and Hitzlsperger. Must be something to do with the altitude in Nepal.

1 Dynamo Temple 475
2 Vasco De Beauvoir 473
3 Lokomotiv Tooting 408
4 Thieving Magpies 407
5 Polonia Forsyth 398
6 Young Boys 390
7 Athletico Temple 389
8 Deportivo Kensington 384
9 CSKA Bashers 370
10 Spartak Mogadishu 367
11 Legia Forsyth 348
12 The Dan Terry Ultimatum 337
13 Barking Nepal 334
14 PSV Mornington 321
15 FC Gun Show 257
16 Walthamstow Network Solutions 203
17 Spare Parts 192
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Author: The chairman

Ascended to the chairmanship of the Jeff Kenna League Fantasy Football League in 2007 after co-founded the league in London in August 2005.