Goalkeepers are spread around the Kenna quite evenly, with the exception of those from Arsenal.
Despite last season’s wayward performances, two managers have opted for a Polish shot stopper.
FC Testiculadew’s Wojciech Szczęsny has impressed so far, while Polonia Forsyth’s Łukasz Fabiański has watched from the bench.
However, the unpredictable predictability of ‘the professor’ means that anyone could be brought in before the month is out.
So who will score the most points by May?
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