WHAT A BOOB
Dan Terry Seduction in name change fiasco
Boss ‘failed to woo’ more big names
THE Dan Terry Seduction boss was left out in the cold this week after his board requested the club’s name be changed.
A leaked communique revealed that the boardroom were unhappy with the manager’s choice of team name after a ‘pair of boobs’ on auction night left potential signings turned off.
The cap-in-hand letter to Kenna suits claimed that TWICE the Seduction boss tried to buy players immediately after they were signed by other teams.
The letter goes on to say “after this pair of boobs failed to woo more talent on auction night, we’re having to rebrand the club.
“There’s simply nothing seductive about Dan Terry, or his big boobs.”
A late charm offensive by the under-fire manager was not enough to stop the club changing it’s name to ‘Grosvenor Allstars’.
“We feel that this new bland and unambitious name reflects the true potential of the club,” droned a club statement.
The north London outfit are second from bottom of the league.
A club insider said: “Unless he can get something out of his team soon, the only thing he’ll be courting is disaster.”