The Dynamo Charlton manager has been left stunned by Assamoah Gyan’s decision to leave the bright lights of the Kenna for the obscurity of the Etisalat Pro-league in the UAE, despite telling Jeff All News otherwise.
The Dynamo boss blamed so-called ‘parasites’ who emerged after Gyan’s excellent performance at a friendly against England in March.
“He’s been unsettled now, if we are being brutally honest, for weeks and months,” the Dynamo manager said.
“Since that game at Wembley, all the parasites, as I call them, hover around.
“Real Madrid was the first one, which I laughed at five months ago, but it started with that and it’s ended up with the United Arab Emirates.”
FC Testiculadew extended their lead at the top to 35 points with a hat trick from Wayne Rooney.
It looks increasingly difficult to stop the charge of the club, especially as they dominate the table without Bosnian goal machine Edin Dzeko.
“Bankers are morally inferior to looters,” said the FCT manager to nonplussed hacks outside the VD Stadium, when asked about his decision to leave Dzeko on the bench.
Elsehwere, Lokomotiv Leeds‘ Daniel Sturridge emerged as striker elect in west London.
Linking up with El Chicharito, Lokomotiv’s front men rustled up three goals this week to score the most points.
This is bads new for the Hairy Fadjeetas manager, as Fernando Torres spent the weekend looking on from the sidelines and looks ever more marginalised.