Carry on bunga

After a shaky start, defending champions Young Boys are making progress up the table.

Their autumn run is largely being attributed to the team’s fitness, and behind this is the recent appointment of a new club matron, Biffa Daley.

Under her firm hands the first team’s performances have grown solid, and her presence offers plenty of relief in the manager’s office.

However, rumours abound that her recruitment took place at the Young Boys Halloween bunga bunga party.

“I don’t know where these rumours have come from. I feel victimised,” said the Young Boys manager.

Another boss feeling beleaguered is the Spartak Mogadishu manager, who had a spurious excuse for the continuance of this season’s car crash last weekend.

“Me crew be distracted by a nearby fireworks display,” he shantied.

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Author: The chairman

Ascended to the chairmanship of the Jeff Kenna League Fantasy Football League in 2007 after co-founded the league in London in August 2005.