Nottingham Forest have signed The Dan Terry Seduction left-back George Elokobi on loan until the end of the season.
The 26-year-old Cameroonian has scored only 18 points for the struggling club this season, with just three starts in the Kenna League.
Elokobi told BBC Radio Nottingham: “It hasn’t worked out for me this season. There’s just not enough to eat in the club canteen.”
The defender’s departure leaves the Seduction in a bitter fight against relegation.
“We hoped the fuss around the England job would distract the media from this embarrassing development,” said the Seduction boss.
“We’re doomed. The only thing left for us to do now is stash as much complimentary Kenna stationery as possible into the lock-up before our official relegation at the end of the season,” he continued, while backing the club’s Bedford Rascal into a Dalston industrial estate.