PAPISS Demba Cisse notched two goals as his team swaggered into the top half of the table.
Gareth Bale and Matt Jarvis added two more, while Sylvan Distin picked up two clean sheets in a bumper week for Spartak Mogadishu.
“Blistering barnacles!” said the Spartak boss, as balaclava-clad men carrying MP5s abseiled through his cabin windows and cable-tied his hands behind his back. “All this for a bunch of flip flops.”
Cup quarters results
Chickens will have to navigate their way past an unlikely Hairy Fadjeetas in the semis. The Fadges also clawed their way out of the relegation zone this week.
Kenna reigning champions Young Boys have now been knocked out of the cup and are struggling in the title race.
PSV Mornington will be hoping to make something of their season by overcoming FCT.
Newington Reds 31 (55) – 41 (76) FC Testiculadew Young Boys 40 (62) – 34 (67) PSV Mornington Pikey Scum 19 (35) – 30 (79) Headless Chickens Dynamo Charlton 30 (43) – 28 (50) Hairy Fadjeetas
Semi final games
Wednesday 11 April – leg one
FC Testiculadew v PSV Mornington
Headless Chickens v Hairy Fadjeetas
Wednesday 25 April – leg two
PSV Mornington v FC Testiculadew
Hairy Fadjeetas v Headless Chickens