DESPITE Luis Suarez and Sergio Aguero notching them up like John Terry’s bedpost, Sporting Lesbian go into the New Year with only a slender lead over the reigning champions.
FC Testiculadew shaved a point from the gap since Boxing Day morning with goals from Jonny Evans, Steven Pienaar and Dimitar Berbatov.
FCT enjoyed the added advantage of Danny Simpson missing Saturday evening’s game, while Lesbian Davide Santon had seven knocked past him and got booked.
Much maligned for the heinous crime of tactical Brambling during May’s Euros auction, the FCT boss hopes to regenerate his public profile in the New Year, as well as becoming the first manager to defend the league title.
“For some reason I’ve earned a bad reputation, but I hope that everyone can leave that unfortunate, summer misunderstanding in 2012 and see that behind the sinister facial hair I’m just a stand-up guy who can get the best from his team in all competitions,” said cad and bounder the FCT manager, while counting out 11 bullets into envelopes addressed to the Sporting Lesbian first team.
Looking into 2013, managers’ immediate focus will be on the cup ahead of this week’s fixtures, with every team in with a chance of progressing to the knockout stages.
|2||Still Don’t Know Yet||Pete||59||6|
|3||PSV Mornington||El Pons||59||4|
|4||FC Testicluadew||James N||50||3|
|5||Sporting Lesbian||Ben M||49||3|
|8||Vasco De Beauvoir||Stix||48||2|
|9||Just put Carles||Carles||45||1|
|10||Lokomotiv Leeds||Ben S||44||4|
|14||Judean Peoples’ Front||Sholto||37||0|
|17||Headless Chickens||John N||30||1|
|19||Wandsworth Window Lickers||Will||22||1|
|Player of the week||23||Walcott, T – ARS – MID|