By the Hairy Fadjeetas manager
THE CHAIRMAN has revealed that the Kenna is one of several leagues keen to sign up Adnan Januzaj.
The Belgium-born, 18-year-old marked his full debut on Saturday with a match-winning brace and is already being touted as a possible candidate for the PFA Young Player of the Year.
But Januzaj, who is of Kosovan descent, is eligible to play for a number of different leagues already: Belgium, Albania and Turkey among them.
Speaking outside Kenna HQ, the chairman said: “Obviously the Kenna is made up of 23 of the finest managerial footballing brains in Europe, so clearly this boy Janachuck or whoever has been on our radar for some time.
“I can confirm that the only reason he hasn’t been signed by one of our managers is because of confusion over his eligibility and nothing at all to do with them not knowing anything about him. That suggestion really is laughable. I’m sure I speak on behalf of everyone in the Kenna when I say ‘Adam Janachuck, remember the name’.”
Asked if the Kenna had ever been in touch over Januzaj, the youngster’s parents replied: “A few seasons ago, the Young Boys manager offered to show him some puppies in a disused farm building, but we’ve heard nothing more from the Kenna until now.”
It’s understood that Kenna blazers are now hastily drawing up dossiers to discredit the “dubious claims of Belgium, Albania and Turkey.”
League table
Weekly scores
| Manager | Points | Goals | ||
| 1 | Judean Peoples Front | Sholto | 34 | 2 |
| 2 | Still Don’t Know Yet | Pete | 31 | 1 |
| 3 | Bala Rinas | Lewis | 29 | 1 |
| 4 | Dynamo Charlton | Alex | 28 | 1 |
| 5 | Piedmonte | Phil | 28 | 1 |
| 6 | Dulwich Red Sox | Luke | 24 | 2 |
| 7 | Headless Chickens | John N | 24 | 1 |
| 8 | Newington Reds | Dudley | 23 | 2 |
| 9 | Spartak Mogadishu | Abdi | 22 | 1 |
| 10 | Hairy Fadjeetas | Aiden | 21 | 1 |
| 11 | Just put Carles | Carles | 21 | 0 |
| 12 | Pikey Scum | Jack | 20 | 1 |
| 13 | This is Sparta…Prague | Rich | 20 | 1 |
| 14 | Young Boys | Denney | 19 | 0 |
| 15 | Lokomotiv Leeds | Ben S | 17 | 0 |
| 16 | Northern Monkeys | Hugo | 17 | 0 |
| 17 | KS West Green | Stix | 15 | 1 |
| 18 | PSV Mornington | El Pons | 15 | 0 |
| 19 | FC Testiculadew | James N | 14 | 0 |
| 20 | Team Panda Rules OK | George | 14 | 0 |
| 21 | Sporting Lesbian | Ben M | 13 | 0 |
| 22 | Rapids De Cullons CF | Jorge | 12 | 1 |
| 23 | St. Reatham FC | Mike | 12 | 0 |
| Points | Player | |||
| Player of the week | 12 | Remy, L – NEW – STR | ||
| Club | Newington Reds |
