Only one Breivik kidney

The Ox and the KS West Green manager
Athletes: Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain and the KS West Green manager

ROUTS don’t come much more convincing than FC Testiculadew’s league win two seasons ago, but the same manager is poised to scoop another title with ease albeit without making such a mockery of the other competitors.

Goals from Edin Dzeko, Jonjo Shelvey, Mesut Ozil and a brace from Juan Mata have put FC Testiculadew 61 points clear of the nearest challenger with three weeks to go – all but delivering the trophy to the self-confessed Tactical Brambler.

For a while the Piedmonte manager appeared to be making a genuine case for a grandstand finish, but like a Nigerian striker getting in his 4×4 after an ambiguous conversation with a club suit, that looks to have petered out.

Despite also showing strong signs of promise in the manager’s fifth Kenna season, Judean Peoples’ Front failed to live up to the task. Now more than 100 points off the leaders, the Anders Brievik lookalike‘s woes add fuel to the argument that to be truly competitive at this level a manager needs both kidneys.

The organ grinder is still calling the tune for the dancing monkeys battling it out for fourth. The debutant manager of Team Panda Rules OK saw his side come to within two points of the league treasurer’s team Bala Rinas. Defending champions Sporting Lesbian also compete.

A remarkable turnaround this season has come from Young Boys of Vauxhall. The manager made eight changes to his struggling side at the February transfer window and this week finds his side climbing one place further from the danger zone.

Taking to social media last week, the Young Boys manager was quick to point out the prolific form of controversial signing Martin ‘the ginned up lollypop lady’ Demichelis in comparison to other more recognised names.

The KS West Green manager was only to happy to remind his midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain of this little stat when he bumped into him at a charity dinner last night.

Kenna table

Kenna week 34 - 29 April 2014
Kenna week 34 – 29 April 2014

Weekly scores

Manager Points Goals
1 FC Testiculadew James N 53 5
2 St. Reatham FC Mike 41 3
3 Lokomotiv Leeds Ben S 34 3
4 Team Panda Rules OK George 33 1
5 Bala Rinas Lewis 30 0
6 Piedmonte Phil 28 1
7 Spartak Mogadishu Abdi 28 1
8 Young Boys Denney 27 0
9 Judean Peoples Front Sholto 26 1
10 Northern Monkeys Hugo 25 1
11 Headless Chickens John N 23 1
12 Pikey Scum Jack 22 2
13 Newington Reds Dudley 22 1
14 Sporting Lesbian Ben M 22 1
15 PSV Mornington El Pons 20 1
16 KS West Green Stix 20 0
17 Dynamo Charlton Alex 18 0
18 Rapids De Cullons CF Jorge 13 0
19 Just put Carles Carles 11 0
20 Still Don’t Know Yet Pete 10 0
21 This is Sparta…Prague Rich 10 0
22 Hairy Fadjeetas Aiden 6 0
23 Dulwich Red Sox Luke 5 0
Points Player
Player of the week 15 Wickham, C – SUN – STR
Club Unsigned
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Author: The chairman

Ascended to the chairmanship of the Jeff Kenna League Fantasy Football League in 2007 after co-founded the league in London in August 2005.