FAT Ladies are rumoured to tabling a desperate bid for former on-field utility man Dion Dublin at the first Kenna transfer window next month.
Finding his side bottom of the league after four competitive weeks of the competition, the Fat Ladies manager is said to be scrabbling around for striking options with Daniel Sturridge and Christian Benteke injured.
Snapping himself with Dublin this week, the manager said: “The season hasn’t got off to a great start. I’m missing my strikers and only one of my defenders [Coloccini] is getting a game, and he got four put past him last week. Dion offers us cover all over the pitch and his creativity, both with the ball and The Dube, will give us some attacking rhythm.”
Fat Ladies were crowned Kenna champions in 2007, but the manager has only just rejoined the league after a four-year absence.
Many see this latest news as further proof the Fat Ladies manager is struggling to adapt back in the Kenna League.
Kenna table
Weekly scores
| Manager | Points | Goals | ||
| 1 | Sporting Lesbian | Ben M | 46 | 4 |
| 2 | Bala Rinas | Lewis | 41 | 1 |
| 3 | Pikey Scum | Jack | 34 | 4 |
| 4 | St Reatham FC | Mike | 34 | 1 |
| 5 | Lokomotiv Leeds | Ben S | 31 | 1 |
| 6 | Young Boys | Denney | 25 | 0 |
| 7 | Just Put Carles | Carles | 24 | 2 |
| 8 | Hairy Fadjeetas | Aiden | 24 | 0 |
| 9 | Still Don’t Know Yet | Pete | 22 | 1 |
| 10 | KS West Green | Stix | 22 | 1 |
| 11 | Cowley Casuals | Stu | 19 | 1 |
| 12 | Piedmonte | Phil | 17 | 2 |
| 13 | Walthamstow Reds | Dudley | 17 | 1 |
| 14 | Headless Chickens | John N | 16 | 0 |
| 15 | Judean People’s Front | Sholto | 15 | 0 |
| 16 | Hoxton Pirates | Abdi | 14 | 0 |
| 17 | Team Panda Rules OK | George | 13 | 1 |
| 18 | Dynamo Charlton | Alex | 13 | 0 |
| 19 | FC Tescticuladew | James N | 12 | 0 |
| 20 | Fat Ladies | Ted | 7 | 0 |
| Points | Player | |||
| Player of the week | 17 | Costa, D – CHE – STR | ||
| Club | Pikey Scum |
