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Dube-ious: The Fat Ladies manager taps up Dion Dublin

FAT Ladies are rumoured to tabling a desperate bid for former on-field utility man Dion Dublin at the first Kenna transfer window next month.

Finding his side bottom of the league after four competitive weeks of the competition, the Fat Ladies manager is said to be scrabbling around for striking options with Daniel Sturridge and Christian Benteke injured.

Snapping himself with Dublin this week, the manager said: “The season hasn’t got off to a great start. I’m missing my strikers and only one of my defenders [Coloccini] is getting a game, and he got four put past him last week. Dion offers us cover all over the pitch and his creativity, both with the ball and The Dube, will give us some attacking rhythm.”

Fat Ladies were crowned Kenna champions in 2007, but the manager has only just rejoined the league after a four-year absence.

Many see this latest news as further proof the Fat Ladies manager is struggling to adapt back in the Kenna League.

Kenna table

Kenna table - 16 September 2014 (week 4)
Kenna table – 16 September 2014 (week 4

Weekly scores

Manager Points Goals
1 Sporting Lesbian Ben M 46 4
2 Bala Rinas Lewis 41 1
3 Pikey Scum Jack 34 4
4 St Reatham FC Mike 34 1
5 Lokomotiv Leeds Ben S 31 1
6 Young Boys Denney 25 0
7 Just Put Carles Carles 24 2
8 Hairy Fadjeetas Aiden 24 0
9 Still Don’t Know Yet Pete 22 1
10 KS West Green Stix 22 1
11 Cowley Casuals Stu 19 1
12 Piedmonte Phil 17 2
13 Walthamstow Reds Dudley 17 1
14 Headless Chickens John N 16 0
15 Judean People’s Front Sholto 15 0
16 Hoxton Pirates Abdi 14 0
17 Team Panda Rules OK George 13 1
18 Dynamo Charlton Alex 13 0
19 FC Tescticuladew James N 12 0
20 Fat Ladies Ted 7 0
Points Player
Player of the week 17 Costa, D – CHE – STR
Club Pikey Scum
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Author: The chairman

Ascended to the chairmanship of the Jeff Kenna League Fantasy Football League in 2007 after co-founded the league in London in August 2005.