Austin’s powers defy Young Boys cup hopes

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Knee trembler: The Young Boys manager reacted badly to the cup Christmas fixture list (photo: Kingston99)

THE Young Boys manager was left cursing Kenna HQ ahead of Christmas after Charlie Austin scored a hat trick during a cup week….when his side didn’t have a fixture.

Overwhelmed by such a glut of goals from the striker, the Young Boys manager had immediately taken to social media networking site Twitter on Sunday.

Defender John Terry brought the Young Boys goal tally to four, but the festive cheer dried up at the when the manager realised his side were not playing in group/pool A.

A long-time critic of Kenna HQ’s decision to amend the cup fixtures system from head-to-head points scored in a week to head-to-head goals, the Young Boys manager was quick to vent his spleen.

The second round of cup group/pool stages saw Young Boys slip three points behind Sporting Lesbian and Dynamo Charlton.

Dynamo face Young Boys over the Christmas weekend. Sporting opened up their lead at the top of the Kenna League after chasers Bala Rinas put in a pitiful shift.

Injuries to influential midfielders Dusan Tadic and Aaron Ramsey have seen Bala Rinas lose momentum they could never dream to maintain with a front two of Stefan Jovetic and Marouane Chamakh.

Full scores are available in The Rub.

Canesten Combi Cup – group/pool stage week two results

23-Dec-14 Sporting Lesbian 1 0 Headless Chickens
23-Dec-14 Dynamo Charlton 1 0 Judean Peoples’ Front
23-Dec-14 Bala Rinas 0 0 Piedmonte
23-Dec-14 Just Put Carles 1 1 Team Panda Rules OK
23-Dec-14 Cowley Casuals 1 3 Walthamstow Reds
23-Dec-14 Hoxton Pirates 0 0 Still Don’t Know Yet
23-Dec-14 St Reatham FC 2 1 Hairy Fadjeetas
23-Dec-14 Fat Ladies 1 0 FC Testiculadew

Canesten Combi Cup – group/pool standings

Date 23-Dec-14
Group/pool A
Pos Team Played For Against Diff Pts
1 Dynamo Charlton 2 1 0 1 4
2 Sporting Lesbian 2 1 0 1 4
3 Young Boys 1 0 0 0 1
4 Judean Peoples’ Front 2 0 1 -1 1
5 Headless Chickens 1 0 1 -1 0
Group B
Pos Team Played For Against Diff Pts
1 Team Panda Rules OK 2 3 -1 2 4
2 Bala Rinas 2 1 0 1 4
3 Piedmonte 1 0 0 0 1
4 Just Put Carles 2 1 -2 -1 1
5 KS West Green 1 0 -2 -2 0
Group C
Pos Team Played For Against Diff Pts
1 Pikey Scum 1 3 0 3 3
2 Walthamstow Reds 1 3 -1 2 3
3 Hoxton Pirates 2 0 0 0 2
4 Cowley Casuals 2 1 -3 -2 1
5 Still Don’t Know Yet 2 0 -3 -3 1
Group D
Pos Team Played For Against Diff Pts
1 St Reatham FC 2 3 -1 2 6
2 Lokomotiv Leeds 1 2 0 2 3
3 Fat Ladies 2 1 -1 0 3
4 Hairy Fadjeetas 1 1 -2 -1 0
5 FC Testiculadew 2 0 -3 -3 0

Canesten Combi Cup – this weekend’s fixtures

30-Dec-14

Young Boys

0

0

Dynamo Charlton

30-Dec-14

Headless Chickens

0

0

Judean Peoples’ Front

30-Dec-14

KS West Green

0

0

Just Put Carles

30-Dec-14

Piedmonte

0

0

Team Panda Rules OK

30-Dec-14

Pikey Scum

0

0

Hoxton Pirates

30-Dec-14

Walthamstow Reds

0

0

Still Don’t Know Yet

30-Dec-14

Lokomotiv Leeds

0

0

Fat Ladies

30-Dec-14

Hairy Fadjeetas

0

0

FC Testiculadew

Kenna table

Kenna table week 16 - 23 December 2014
Kenna table week 16 – 23 December 2014

Weekly scores

Manager Points Goals
1 Young Boys Denney 39 4
2 Judean People’s Front Sholto 35 0
3 St Reatham FC Mike 32 2
4 Sporting Lesbian Ben M 30 1
5 Hairy Fadjeetas Aiden 29 1
6 Just Put Carles Carles 29 1
7 Walthamstow Reds Dudley 27 2
8 Cowley Casuals Stu 26 1
9 Fat Ladies Ted 26 1
10 Pikey Scum Jack 23 0
11 KS West Green Stix 23 0
12 Still Don’t Know Yet Pete 22 2
13 Piedmonte Phil 22 0
14 FC Tescticuladew James N 22 0
15 Lokomotiv Leeds Ben S 21 2
16 Headless Chickens John N 21 0
17 Team Panda Rules OK George 19 1
18 Dynamo Charlton Alex 15 1
19 Bala Rinas Lewis 12 0
20 Hoxton Pirates Abdi 2 0
Points Player
Player of the week 17 Austin, C – QPR – STR
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Author: The chairman

Ascended to the chairmanship of the Jeff Kenna League Fantasy Football League in 2007 after co-founded the league in London in August 2005.