Manager: Jack (Hampshire)
Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)
Home ground: South Hackney Caravan Park
Training facility: Any patch of grass that riles local residents
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 win (under review)
Kenna Index rating: 0.564 – 12th
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
Sympathies: Spurs
Darts music: I’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias
Season preview in one sentence:
| Elliot, R (TW2) | NEW | £?m |
| Reid, W | WHM | £4m |
| van Dijk, V (TW1) | SOT | £0.5m |
| Cameron, G (TW2) | STO | £?m |
| Koscielny, L | ARS | £10m |
| Sigurdsson, G | SWA | £12m |
| Lamela, E | TOT | £6m |
| Depay, M | MUN | £11m |
| Firmino, R | LIV | £18m |
| Adebayor, E (TW2) | CRY | £?m |
| Ighalo, O (TW1) | WAT | £20m |
| £?m |
First transfer window – Friday 2 October 2015
In
McCarthy, A – Crystal Palace goalkeeper – £8m
van Dijk, V – Southampton defender – £0.5m
Ighalo, O – Watford striker – £20m
Out
Foster, B – West Brom goalkeeper – free
Pearson, J – Bramble defender – free
Ulloa, L – Leicester striker – free
Remaining budget: £1m
Second transfer window – Friday 5 February 2016
In
Elliot, R – Newcastle goalkeeper – £?m
Cameron, G – Stoke defender – £?m
Adebayor, E – Crystal Palace striker – £?m
Out
McCarthy, A – Crystal Palace goalkeeper – free
Cahill, G – Chelsea defender – free
Diouf, M – Stoke striker – free
Remaining budget: £?m
