Managers react to Young Boys crow


FOOTBALL managers across England’s top flight prepared themselves for weeks of gloating as Young Boys of Vauxhall increased their lead in the Kenna League.

A brace from Ryad Mahrez and a goal from Romelu Lukaku meant the south London club put 27 points between them and closest challengers Bala Rinas.

For Kenna veterans, Young Boys’ dominance can only mean one thing: increased levels of crowing from the manager.

True to form, he took to social media platform Twitter yesterday….

Asked for his thoughts on the tweet in a press conference this morning, the Bala Rinas manager said: “My side is putting in good displays with Payet and Pelle playing well. We hope to chase down the leaders eventually, if only to shut the guy up.”

The Judean Peoples’ Front manager, fierce rivals of Young Boys, was more openly hostile: “Who does the Young Boys manager think he is? His team has played well for a third of a season in four years. It hardly constitutes managerial genius.

“The Mahrez signing was complete dumb luck, but he’s touting it around like it’s some sort of tactical foresight. Bellend.”

As a neutral observer, the Kenna chairman remained impartial: “Never trust a man with a toy horse racing set and an Italian girlfriend.”

Kenna table – week 11

Kenna table - week 11 - 3 November 2015
Kenna table – week 11 – 3 November 2015

Weekly scores

Manager Points Goals
1 Young Boys Andrew D 47 3
2 Thieving Magpies Phil 47 3
3 Pikey Scum Jack 43 3
4 Newington Reds Ben D 39 2
5 Bala Rinas Lewis 38 1
6 Dynamo Charlton Alex 32 1
7 Cowley Casuals Stu 31 1
8 Team Panda George 29 2
9 Lokomotiv Leeds Ben S 29 0
10 Judean People’s Front Sholto 28 1
11 Headless Chickens John N 23 1
12 Wandsworth Network Solutions Will 21 0
13 Carles Carles 20 1
14 Hairy Fadjeetas Aiden 19 1
15 Northern Monkeys Hugo 19 0
16 KS West Green Stix 19 0
17 Uncertain Pete B 18 0
18 FC Tescticuladew James N 17 0
19 ISIL Abdi 5 0
Points Player
Player of the week 23 Kone, A – EVE – STR
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Author: The chairman

Ascended to the chairmanship of the Jeff Kenna League Fantasy Football League in 2007 after co-founded the league in London in August 2005.