LEAGUE leaders Young Boys of Vauxhall could be shunted out of the Narcozep Cup at the group stage…by rejects team Real Threat.
Matches on Tuesday and Wednesday this week saw Young Boys fall a whopping 21 points behind in their final round tie with Pikey Scum in group A. Real Threat now sit in the second qualifying spot after a hat-trick from Jermaine Defoe.
The Young Boys manager must conjure stellar performances from the likes of Romelu Lukaku and Riyad Mahrez this weekend, or his chances of a league and cup double will be put to sleep.
Should Real Threat qualify, the team will be disbanded before the window and then made up of a fresh set of rejects afterwards.
| Just Put Carles | 24 | 33 | Real Threat |
| Young Boys | 9 | 30 | Pikey Scum |
| Group | A | |||||
| Pos | Team | Played | For | Against | Diff | Pts |
| 1 | Pikey Scum | 4 | 112 | 80 | 32 | 9 |
| 2 | Real Threat | 4 | 103 | 93 | 10 | 6 |
| 3 | Young Boys | 4 | 95 | 86 | 9 | 6 |
| 4 | Hairy Fadjeetas | 4 | 102 | 109 | -7 | 6 |
| 5 | Carles | 4 | 87 | 131 | -44 | 3 |
In group B, Wayne Rooney goals gave Uncertain a more err… certain chance of qualifying at the expense of two-times cup winners FC Testiculadew. Title hopefuls Walthamstow Reds are also looking strong.
| Uncertain | 41 | 20 | KS West Green |
| Newington Reds | 30 | 7 | Headless Chickens |
| Group | B | |||||
| Pos | Team | Played | For | Against | Diff | Pts |
| 1 | Newington Reds | 4 | 131 | -86 | 45 | 9 |
| 2 | Uncertain | 4 | 96 | -95 | 1 | 9 |
| 3 | FC Tescticuladew | 4 | 93 | -87 | 6 | 7 |
| 4 | Headless Chickens | 4 | 72 | -87 | -15 | 3 |
| 5 | KS West Green | 4 | 93 | -130 | -37 | 1 |
Team Panda’s 23-point lead over Lokomotiv Leeds and better goal difference in group C could prove decisive if Dynamo can’t negotiate what’s turned into a tricky fixture to ISIL.
How the Dynamo manager must be thinking of easy his life would have been if he hadn’t released Defoe in favour of Martial in October. Since the transfer window, the Englishman (53) is now outscoring the Frenchman (44).
| Dynamo Charlton | 19 | 17 | ISIL |
| Lokomotiv Leeds | 11 | 34 | Team Panda |
| Group | C | |||||
| Pos | Team | Played | For | Against | Diff | Pts |
| 1 | Lokomotiv Leeds | 4 | 89 | -80 | 9 | 9 |
| 2 | Dynamo Charlton | 4 | 92 | -77 | 15 | 9 |
| 3 | Team Panda | 4 | 110 | -92 | 18 | 6 |
| 4 | Bala Rinas | 4 | 88 | -103 | -15 | 6 |
| 5 | ISIL | 4 | 82 | -109 | -27 | 0 |
Group D revolves around the nail-biting tie between cup holders Cowley Casuals and trophyless Thieving Magpies. Whoever wins will make it into the quarter finals.
Contrary to the information below, Northern Monkeys currently qualify on goal difference over Wandsworth Network Solutions.
| Cowley Casuals | 14 | 13 | |
| Judean People’s Front | 17 | 31 | Northern Monkeys |
| Group | D | |||||
| Pos | Team | Played | For | Against | Diff | Pts |
| 1 | Cowley Casuals | 4 | 69 | -67 | 2 | 9 |
| 2 | Wandsworth Network Solutions | 4 | 112 | -99 | 13 | 7 |
| 3 | Northern Monkeys | 4 | 97 | -81 | 16 | 7 |
| 4 | Thieving Magpies | 4 | 73 | -68 | 5 | 6 |
| 5 | Judean People’s Front | 4 | 74 | -110 | -36 | 0 |
