UP Yours Delors maintain a slender grip on the Boumsong top spot after the second round of matches.
Kamil Glik, Jan Vertonghen and Gerard Pique all kept clean sheets in a side not noted for its attacking intent.
Nani aside, none of the midfield or strike force have found the onion bag, or even peeled an onion for someone else.
“Can’t believe I’ve held onto top spot, but I don’t think it will last,” said the Up Yours Delors manager, in reference to his Swiss and Irish front two of Haris Seferovic and Jonathan Walters.
Giorgio Chiellini’s clean sheet and assist, Dele Alli’s assist and Gareth Bale’s pot shot give debutants Two Goals One Cup second place on goals scored.
Again, nothing comes from the front two. Robbie Keane and Marcus Berg have failed, and will probably keep failing, to make an impact on the tournament.
The first strikers with goals in the Boumsong table are in third place with Blame Canada. Admir Mehmedi joined Arkadiusz ‘ooh la la’ Milik on the score sheet in round two. Jordi Alba and Gianluigi Buffon are the team’s other standout players.
— ITV (@ITV) June 16, 2016
World champions FC Testiculadewland look dangerous in fourth. Romelu Lukaku shook off his domestic form to collect 12 points.
Meanwhile, in 16th place…
Daniel Sturridge’s goal with the titanic theme over it, makes it just a bit better?? pic.twitter.com/JNGSYOYphx
— Max (@Trequarbarista) June 17, 2016
Boumsong table – round two
Full scores available from The Rub.