Manager: Spencer (Lichfield)
Since: 2016
Home ground: Rimmer’s Way
Training facility: Fantasy Island
Trophy cabinet: Empty
Sympathies: Nuneaton Borough
Darts music: Ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-dop – Scatman John
Starting XI – August auction
| Hart, J (TW1) | MCY | £ 10.00 |
| Monreal, N | ARS | £ 15.00 |
| Ivanovic, B | CHE | £ 11.00 |
| Blind, D | MUN | £ 4.00 |
| Taylor, N (TW1) | SWA | £ 0.50 |
| Barkley, R | EVE | £ 18.00 |
| Coutinho, P | LIV | £ 23.00 |
| Shaqiri, X | STO | £ 12.00 |
| Lanzini, M (TW1) | WHM | £ 0.50 |
| Wickham, C (TW1) | CRY | £ 3.00 |
| Janssen, V (TW1) | TOT | £ 0.50 |
| £ 97.50 |
First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (9th)
In
Artur Boruc – Bournemouth goalkeeper – £5m
Vincent Kompany – Manchester City defender – £0.5m
Stewart Downing – Middlesborough midfielder – £12m (signed from So Good They Named Him Twice)
Steve Davis – Southampton midfielder – £0.5m
Duncan Watmore – Sunderland striker – £0.5m
Out
Joe Hart – Manchester City goalkeeper – free
Neil Taylor – Swansea defender – free
Manuel Lanzini – West Ham midfielder – sold for £8m to So Good They Named Him Twice
Connor Wickham – Crystal Palace striker – free
Vincent Janssen – Spurs striker – sold for £0.5m to Pikey Scum
Formation: 4-5-1
Remaining budget: £2.5m
Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (14th)
No changes.
Formation: 4-5-1
Remaining budget: £2.5m
