THIEVING Magpies are back at the top of the Kenna League after dominating the scoring this week.
Despite a goal and assist from Eden Hazard on Monday night, the wind appears to have left FCT’s sails with injuries to key players David Silva and Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
The former double double winner was also knocked out of the Narcozep Cup in his quarter final tie with Team Panda.
“Fools!” said the Tactical Brambler to journalists who had questioned his side’s depth outside club training facility The Death Star.
“You dare to quibble the effectiveness of Calum Chambers when that pathetic earthling [the Thieving Magpies manager] has a front three of Sam Vokes, Salomon Rondon and M’Baye Niang?
“I should have you all liquidated.”
Kenna table week 33
Full scores available from The Rub.
Narcozep Cup quarter final second leg results
FC Testiculadew 22 (51) – 12 (53) Team Panda
Walthamstow Reds 19 (42) – 32 (50) AJFC
Narcozep Cup semi final first leg fixtures
Cowley v Panda
AJFC v Burqini