Manager: Jack (Hampshire)
Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)
Home ground: South Hackney Caravan Park
Training facility: Any patch of grass that riles local residents
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review)
Form
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th
2016/17 – 18th
Sympathies: Spurs
Darts music: I’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias
What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Oh dear, would you look at that midfield, and £8m on Bravo. There are some things even Harry Kane can’t do – 66/1
Second transfer window – Friday 4 February 2018
Remaining budget: £16m
| Lossl, J (TW1) | HUD | £ 5.00 |
| Azpilicueta, C | CHE | £18.00 |
| Robertson, A (TW2) | LIV | £0.50 |
| Monreal, N | ARS | £5.00 |
| Dunk, L | BTN | £2.00 |
| Townsend, A | CRY | £3.00 |
| Ayew, J | SWA | £1.00 |
| Boufal, S (TW2) | SOT | £0.50 |
| Albrighton, M | LEI | £0.50 |
| Rashford, M | MUN | £15.00 |
| Kane, H | TOT | £40.00 |
| £90.5m |
First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017
Remaining budget: £7m
| Losl, J (TW1) | HUD | £ 5.00 |
| Azpilicueta, C | CHE | £18.00 |
| Lovren, D | LIV | £5.00 |
| Monreal, N | ARS | £5.00 |
| Dunk, L | BTN | £2.00 |
| Townsend, A | CRY | £3.00 |
| Ayew, A | WHM | £1.00 |
| Shelvey, J | NEW | £0.50 |
| Albrighton, M | LEI | £0.50 |
| Rashford, M | MUN | £15.00 |
| Kane, H | TOT | £40.00 |
| £95m |
Auction XI (3-4-3)
Remaining budget: £2m
| Bravo, C | MCY | £ 8.00 |
| Azpilicueta, C | CHE | £18.00 |
| Lovren, D | LIV | £5.00 |
| Monreal, N | ARS | £5.00 |
| Dunk, L | BTN | £2.00 |
| Townsend, A | CRY | £3.00 |
| Ayew, A | WHM | £1.00 |
| Shelvey, J | NEW | £0.50 |
| Albrighton, M | LEI | £0.50 |
| Rashford, M | MUN | £15.00 |
| Kane, H | TOT | £40.00 |
| £98.00 |
