Manager: Paul
Twitter name: @whitewashweb
Since: 2016
Home ground: Autumn Road
Training facility: The Schlepp
Trophy cabinet: empty
Form
2016/17 – 6th
Sympathies: Manchester United
Darts music: September – Earth, Wind & Fire
What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Would have been a great team two seasons ago – 100/1
Second transfer window – Friday 4 February 2018
Remaining budget: £11m
| Hart, J | WHM | £2.00 |
| Alderweireld, T | TOT | £18.00 |
| Rojo, M | MUN | £4.00 |
| Malone, S | HUD | £0.50 |
| Zappacosta, D (TW2) | CHE | £0.50 |
| Lallana, A | LIV | £11.00 |
| Xhaka, G (TW2 – from ISIL) | ARS | £10.00 |
| Davis, S (TW2 – from Young Boys) | SOT | £0.50 |
| Okazaki, S (TW1) | LEI | £11.00 |
| Ayew, J (TW1) | SWA | £15.00 |
| Perez, A (TW1) | NEW | £1.00 |
| £73.5m |
First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017
Remaining budget: £12m
Player sales: Fernando Llorente to Sporting Lesbian for £0.5m
| Hart, J | WHM | £ 2.00 |
| Alderweireld, T | TOT | £ 18.00 |
| Rojo, M | MUN | £ 4.00 |
| Malone, S | HUD | £ 0.50 |
| Lallana, A | LIV | £ 11.00 |
| Toure, Y | MCY | £ 0.50 |
| Capoue, E | WAT | £ 0.50 |
| Fletcher, D | STO | £ 2.00 |
| Okazaki, S (TW1) | LEI | £ 11.00 |
| Ayew, J (TW1) | SWA | £ 15.00 |
| Perez, A (TW1) | NEW | £ 1.00 |
| £ 65.50 |
Auction XI (3-4-3)
Remaining budget: £28.5m
| Hart, J | WHM | £ 2.00 |
| Alderweireld, T | TOT | £ 18.00 |
| Rojo, M | MUN | £ 4.00 |
| Malone, S | HUD | £ 0.50 |
| Lallana, A | LIV | £ 11.00 |
| Toure, Y | MCY | £ 0.50 |
| Capoue, E | WAT | £ 0.50 |
| Fletcher, D | STO | £ 2.00 |
| Llorente, F | SWA | £ 14.00 |
| Costa, D | CHE | £ 15.00 |
| Collymore, S | BRA | £ 4.00 |
| £ 71.50 |
