Young Boys of Vauxhall 2017/18

Denney
Don’t mention the war: The Young Boys manager

Manager: Denney (Wales)

Twitter name@andenney

Since: 2007

Home ground: Yewtree Lane

Training facility: Fiddler’s Harris

Trophy cabinet: Champions 2010/11 and 2015/16, Canesten Combi Cup winners 2008/09

Form
2007/08 – 5th
2008/09 – 3rd (cup winners)
2009/10 – 2nd
2010/11 – 1st (champions)
2011/12 – 4th
2013/14 – 16th
2014/15 – 6th
2015/16 – 1st (champions)
2016/17 – 12th

Sympathies: Spurs

Darts music: We Don’t Talk Anymore – Sir Cliff Richard

What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Manager attempts to bounce back from his disappointing title defence last season by signing three defensive midfield players and making Christian Benteke his second-most-expensive player – 35/1

Second transfer window – Friday 4 October 2018
Remaining budget: £5m

Player sales: Steve Davis to Sleptember XI for £0.5m

Fabianski, L SWA  £0.50
Cahill, G CHE £17.00
Bailly, E MUN £5.00
Sanchez, D (TW1) TOT £5.00
Hegazi, A (TW1) WBA  £2.00
Ndidi, W LEI £0.50
Lennon, A (TW2) BUR  £13.00
Henderson, J (TW2 – from JPF) LIV  £0.50
Hugill, J (TW2) WHM  £0.50
Jesus, G MCY £31.00
Deeney, T (TW1) WAT £0.50
 £75.5m

First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017
Remaining budget: £8.5m

Fabianski, L

SWA

£0.50

Cahill, G

CHE

£17.00

Sanchez, D (TW1)

TOT

£5.00

Bailly, E

MUN

£5.00

Hegazi, A (TW1)

WBA

£2.00

Sako, B (TW1)

CRY

£0.50

Davis, S (TW1)

SOT

£0.50

Ndidi, W

LEI

£0.50

Deeney, T (TW1)

WAT

£8.00

Jesus, G

MCY

£31.00

Joselu

STO

£0.50

£70.5m

Auction XI (3-4-3)
Remaining budget: £14.5M

Fabianski, L

SWA

£0.50

Cahill, G

CHE

£17.00

Nyom, A

WBA

£0.50

Bailly, E

MUN

£5.00

Ndidi, W

LEI

£0.50

Ward-Prowse, J

SOT

£0.50

Gradel, M

BOU

£0.50

Dier, E

TOT

£0.50

Benteke, C

CRY

£29.00

Jesus, G

MCY

£31.00

Joselu

STO

£0.50

£85.50

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Walthamstow Reds 2017/18

Dudley profile pic
English food: The Newington Reds manager

Manager: Dudley (Wolverhampton)

Twitter name@dudleyben

Since: 2005 (co founder and committee member)

Home ground: The Old Dog Track

Training facility: Banbury Reservoir

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2005/06 – 2nd
2006/07 – 7th
2007/08 – 4th
2008/09 – 4th
2009/10 – 3rd
2010/11 – 11th
2011/12 – 3rd
2012/13 – 11th
2013/14 – 7th
2014/15 – 8th
2015/16 – 2nd
2016/17 – 11th

Sympathies: Liverpool

Darts music: House of Love – East 17

What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Now the only manager to enter all 13 seasons of the Kenna with an empty trophy cabinet, soon to become 14 – 30/1

Second transfer window – Friday 4 February 2018
Remaining budget: £20.5m

Butland, J STO  £0.50
Keane, M EVE  £4.00
Ake, N BOU  £0.50
Clark, C (TW1) NEW £0.50
Silva, D MCY  £24.00
Pogba, P MUN  £23.00
Zaha, W CRY  £16.00
Redmond, N SOT  £6.00
Carroll, T SWA  £0.5m
Heung-min, S TOT  £19.00
Mounie, S HUD  £0.50
 £94.5m

First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017
Remaining budget: £10.5m

Player sales: Michy Batshuayi to FC Testiculadew for £0.5m

Butland, J

STO

£0.50

Keane, M

EVE

£4.00

Ake, N

BOU

£0.50

Clark, C (TW1)

NEW

£0.50

Silva, D

MCY

£24.00

Pogba, P

MUN

£23.00

Zaha, W

CRY

£16.00

Redmond, N

SOT

£6.00

Okaka, S (TW1)

WAT

£0.50

Heung-Min, S

TOT

£19.00

Mounie, S

HUD

£0.50

£94.5m

Auction XI (3-4-3)
Remaining budget: £1m

Butland, J

STO

£0.50

Keane, M

EVE

£4.00

Ake, N

BOU

£0.50

Fonte, J

WHM

£0.50

Silva, D

MCY

£24.00

Pogba, P

MUN

£23.00

Zaha, W

CRY

£16.00

Redmond, N

SOT

£6.00

Batshuayi, M

CHE

£5.00

Heung-Min, S

TOT

£19.00

Mounie, S

HUD

£0.50

£99.00

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Two Goals One Cup 2017/18

Spencer anon
Bald ambition: The Two Goals One Cup manager

Manager: Spencer (Lichfield)

Since: 2016

Home ground: Rimmer’s Way

Training facility: Fantasy Island

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
2016/17 – 15th

Sympathies: Nuneaton Borough

Darts music: Ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-dop – Scatman John

What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Lost Peter Crouch on a Bramble, but still has plenty up front and solid at the rear, a bit like the Two Goals Bramble player, fnarr! fnarr! – 25/1

Second transfer window – Friday 4 February 2018
Remaining budget: £4m

Karius, L (TW2) LIV £0.50
Koscielny, L ARS £7.00
Blind, D MUN £5.00
Zabaleta, P WHM £5.00
Sterling, R MCY £24.00
Gudmondsson, JB (TW2) BUR £0.50
Fabregas, C  CHE £0.50
Shaqiri, X STO £0.50
Vardy, J LEI £18.00
Rooney, W EVE £18.00
Murray, G (TW2) BTN £20.00
 £99.5m

First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017
Remaining budget: £15.5m

Mignolet, S LIV  £5.00
Koscielny, L ARS  £7.00
Blind, D MUN  £5.00
Zabaleta, P WHM  £5.00
Tarkowski, J (TW1) BUR  £0.50
Sterling, R MCY  £24.00
Fabregas, C  CHE  £10.00
Shaqiri, X STO  £0.50
Vardy, J LEI  £18.00
Rooney, W EVE  £18.00
Long, S (TW1) SOT  £0.50
 £93.50

Auction XI (4-3-3)
Remaining budget: £6.5m

Mignolet, S LIV  £5.00
Koscielny, L ARS  £7.00
Blind, D MUN  £5.00
Zabaleta, P WHM  £5.00
van Aanholt, P CRY  £0.50
Sterling, R MCY  £24.00
Fabregas, C  CHE  £10.00
Shaqiri, X STO  £0.50
Vardy, J LEI  £18.00
Rooney, W EVE  £18.00
Clancy, A BRM  £0.50
 £93.50
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