Manager: John N (Yorkshire)
Since: 2011
Home ground: Guillotine Way
Training facility: The Coop
Trophy cabinet: empty
Form
2011/12 – 11th
2012/13 – 16th
2013/14 – 9th
2014/15 – 16th
2015/16 – 18th (relegated)
2016/17 – 21st (relegated)
Sympathies: Liverpool
Darts music: Hala Madrid y nada mas
What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Tempered the incredible bargain of Alvaro Morata when the player became unexpectedly available by signing a Roma player. Piss poor transfer window attendance record – 100/1
Second transfer window – Friday 4 February 2018
Remaining budget: £6.5m
Player sales: Valencia to Sporting Lesbian for £0.5m, Barkley to FCT for £0.5m
| Lloris, H | TOT | £10.00 |
| van der Hoorn, M | SWA | £0.5m |
| Bertrand, R | SOT | £4.00 |
| Schindler, C | HUD | £17.00 |
| Mangala, E (TW2) | EVE | £0.50 |
| Ox-Chamberlain, A | LIV | £5.00 |
| Ibe, J | BOU | £3.00 |
| Allen, J (TW2) | STO | £6.00 |
| Morata, A | CHE | £6.00 |
| Rondon, S | WBA | £9.00 |
| Sanchez, A | MUN | £22.00 |
| £92m |
First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017
Remaining budget: £4.5m
|
Lloris, H |
TOT |
£10.00 |
|
Valencia, A |
MUN |
£9.00 |
|
Bertrand, R |
SOT |
£4.00 |
|
Schindler, C (TW1) |
HUD |
£17.00 |
|
Ox-Chamberlain, A |
LIV |
£5.00 |
|
Ibe, J |
BOU |
£3.00 |
|
Snodgrass, R |
WHM |
£6.00 |
|
Barkley, R |
CHE |
£6.00 |
|
Morata, A |
CHE |
£6.00 |
|
Rondon, S |
WBA |
£9.00 |
|
Sanchez, A (TW1) |
ARS |
£22.00 |
|
£97m |
Auction XI (3-4-3)
Remaining budget: £33.5m
|
Lloris, H |
TOT |
£10.00 |
|
Valencia, A |
MUN |
£9.00 |
|
Bertrand, R |
SOT |
£4.00 |
|
Kolarov, A |
ROM |
£8.00 |
|
Ox-Chamberlain, A |
LIV |
£5.00 |
|
Ibe, J |
BOU |
£3.00 |
|
Snodgrass, R |
WHM |
£6.00 |
|
Barkley, R |
EVE |
£6.00 |
|
Morata, A |
CHE |
£6.00 |
|
Rondon, S |
WBA |
£9.00 |
|
Origi, D |
LIV |
£0.50 |
|
£66.50 |
