DARK times at Kenna HQ.
Having failed to publish an update for three weeks, the chairman is under increasing pressure in the corridors of power.
What’s led to the hold up? Why have the Krakow Cup scores only been shared now six teams are eliminated?
Answers are unclear. Charts and graphs have sent weekly updates to the executive. The chairman has certainly been seen in the committee rooms and coffee bars of Jeff House, albeit with a bleak expression, a face like Barry Bennell turning up at the Speed family Christmas.
Whispers around Kenna HQ say perhaps the league has run out of things to say. The league has reached its nadir.
Others say they overheard the chairman – who it must be remembered built his team around Dele Alli – weeping in the executive toilet. Someone reckons they caught him staring into the middle distance with a cup of camomile tea.
Many hope this is just a temporary blip.
They know the chairman’s cocktail cabinet remains locked until the transfer window.
Send your released players to Kenna HQ by midday on Thursday 1 February. Transfer window hammer down at 7pm on Friday 2 February in the Hoop & Grapes, Farringdon Road.
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Krakow Cup – 16 January 2018
Krakow Cup – 9 January 2018
Krakow Cup – 5 January 2018
Kenna table week 20
Kenna table week 19
Kenna table week 18
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