THE Pikey Scum manager scooped the Kenna champions prize pot and his fourth manager of the month award winning the season on the weekend.
Having won the Kenna twice before, the Sporting Lesbian manager could not rally his side sufficiently to win again but did take runner up spot and three manager of the month awards.
“At this time of year it’s customary to remind those with new-found wealth the Kenna Foundation relies on donations to support managers with their substance misuse,” said the Kenna chairman over a tube of polystyrene cement.
The domestic season over, all eyes now turn to the Dmitri Kharine World Cup auction scheduled to take place on Tuesday 12 June.
For the first time the vice chairman is taking the reins of the auction, and gossip is rife about his plans for the event.
One rumour maintains he plans to ‘poison’ managers with spiked drinks in reference to the recent attack on a former Russian national in Salisbury.
Although should it come to pass, one suspects the vice chairman would make would be less KGB and more Bill Cosby.
Pikey Scum – £190 (Champions: £150, MOTM x4: £10 x4)
Walthamstow Reds – £85 (Cup winner: £75, MOTM: £10)
Sporting Lesbian – £80 (Runner up: £50, MOTM x3: £10 x3)
Two Goals One Cup – £35 (Third place: £25, MOTM: £10)
Lokomotiv Leeds – £10 (Wenger Trophy: £10)
Piss Poor – £10 (MOTM)