DOCTORS were conferring in hushed urgency over The Pikey Scum Title Hopes Life Support Machine on Monday as the club emerged from the weekend with their 40-point lead cut by eight points.
It had been another barren weekend for Scum with only Poacher Kane making an impact.
Scum rallied during the weeknight fixtures to increase their lead over Sporting Lesbian to 38 points.
Lesbian star man Mo Salah could produce fireworks on Sunday.
Even then it would still take considerable heroics from his teammates Antonio Valencia and N’Golo Kante seven days on at Wembley to win the Lesbian’s boss a record third Kenna title.
“I’m bricking it,” said the Scum boss, who’s seen the form of Andros Townsend, Marcus Rashford, Sofiane Boufal, Marc Albrighton and Jordan Ayew evaporate over the last few weeks.
Elsewhere, eyes turn to Sunday’s Krakow Cup final showdown between mid-table treadwaters Walthamstow Reds and Wandsworth Network Solutions.
WNS will be looking to goals from Aubameyang and Depoitre, having given up long ago looking for them from Wilfred Bony.
Paul Pogba, Wilfred Zaha and Son Heung-Min are the danger men for Reds, who used an administrative error and a lucky independent panel review to even find themselves in the final.
Kenna League – week 35 (Monday)
Kenna League – week 35 (Friday)
