A KENNA manager is being held by the league’s manager experiences department on suspicion of spying on other clubs, it was revealed today.
The unnamed manager is under investigation for spying on Young Boys, Hairy Fadjeetas, Sporting Lesbians and Craving Cottaging.
According to a source at Kenna HQ, when questioned about why he had chosen to spy on those four clubs and not others like the Chairman’s XI or Pikey Scum he replied: ‘I wouldn’t be interested in that sort of thing.
‘I once spied on Piss Poor, but it didn’t turn out to be what I thought it might.’
Injury to Pikey Scum’s Harry Kane will be welcome news at Bikini Lane, home ground of Hairy Fadjeetas. They now top the table by more than 100 points.
Krakow Cup fixtures this weekend – final group game
| Piss Poor | v | Turnpike Pirates |
| Craving Cottaging | v | Newington Reds |
| Clotted Cream First | v | FC Testiculadew |
| Daegger’n Redbridge | v | Thieving Magpies |
| Fat Ladies | v | Test team please ignore |
| Still dont know yet | v | Tottenham Network Solutions |
| Hairy Fadjeetas | v | Dynamo Charlton |
| Young Boys | v | Pikey Scum |
| Mo me the Mane | v | Chairman’s XI |
| Cowley Casuals | v | Dulwich Red Sox |
| Lokomotiv Leeds | v | Sporting Lesbian |
| Judean Peoples’ Front | v | Bala Rinas |
Kenna table week 20
Full scores available from The Rub.
