Manager: The Dark Lord
International form
2006 Claudio Caniggia World Cup – n/a
2008 John Jensen Euros – n/a
2010 Dr Khumalo World Cup – n/a
2012 Emanuel Olisadebe Euros – 2/14
2014 Emerson World Cup – 1/18 *winner*
2016 Jean Alain Boumsong Euros – 1/18 *winner*
2018 Dimitri Kharine World Cup – 5/16
Sympathies: England/Slovakia
| GK | Krul | NED | 0.5 |
| DF | Rudiger | GER | 5 |
| DF | Cancelo | POR | 11 |
| DF | Skriniar | SLO | 0.5 |
| DF | Digne | FRA | 0.5 |
| MF | Olmo | SPA | 0.5 |
| MF | Sterling | ENG | 1 |
| MF | Modric | CRO | 6 |
| ST | Lukaku | BEL | 37 |
| ST | Yilmaz | TUR | 7 |
| ST | Immobile | ITA | 7 |
| Total | 76 |
