SUE Gray has completely exonerated the chairman of any wrongdoing in her report filed this week.
The inquiry found the vice chairman guilty of touching several children in his club’s academy, and Sue Gray has reported him to the police.
The vice chairman’s side was ditched out of the Covid Cup this week ahead of the knockout round, along with Judean Peoples’ Front, Thieving Magpies, and Test Team (please ignore).
“When I arrive at the transfer window on Saturday the chairman’s going to get both barrels,” fumed the vice chairman while loading his colonial cosplay elephant gun.
Even though the window promises to be a special event, with many league members not having seen each other in person for at least two years, the managers of Reds and Casuals maintain they’ll be drinking nothing stronger than coffee on the 10.34 from Oxford.
Transfer window schedule this Saturday
11.37am – Idris Elba tries to get into the Colton Arms but is turned away
12pm – managers gather in the Colton Arms
12.45pm – window opens
6pm – window closes
Free agents scoring at least three points a week this season
Rudiger – 101
Ramsdale – 99
Kilman – 91
Emmanuel Dennis – 86
Fornals – 85
Saiss – 82
Norgaard – 79
Smith Rowe – 79
Mbuemo – 78
Regulion – 75
Edouard – 75
Rice – 75
Canos – 71
Odegaard – 71
Josh King – 69
Kovacic – 69
Gundogan – 68
Townsend – 67
Hojbjerg – 67
Tomiyasu – 66
Krul – 65
Buendia – 63
McTominay – 63
Mac Allister – 63
Moder – 62
Janelt – 61
Jacob Ramsey – 61
Released players and war chests
Managers may release one additional wildcard player at any time during the window
| Manager | Released | Bramble tied | War chest | Gaps |
| Bala Rinas | Cedric, Hendo, Thiago, Savile | 70.5 | DF, MFx2, ST | |
| Fadges | Bertrand, Holgate, Taylor, Ndombele, Jensen | 70 | DFx3, MFx2 | |
| Test Team | Aurier, Cahill, Bailey, Greenwood | Digne/Bailey | 57.5 | DFx2, MF, ST |
| Lokomotiv Leeds | PVA, Holding, Havertz, Rodri, Martial | 51.5 | DFx2, MFx2, ST | |
| Chairman | Castagne | 43 | DF | |
| Pirate | Ben Davies, Ryan Fraser | 42 | DF, MF | |
| Piss Poor | Pereira, Traore B, Maitland-Niles | 39 | DF, MFx2 | |
| Pies | 36 | |||
| Vice chairman | Areola, Mendy, Zouma, J Rod, Burn, Gil, Barnes | 36 | GK, DFx3, MFx2, ST | |
| Daggers | Fred, Doucoure, Nketiah | 36 | MFx2, ST | |
| Breivik | 36 | |||
| Pikey Scum | Lo Celso | 35.5 | MF | |
| Cowley Casuals | Leno, Fofana, Doherty | 26.5 | GK, DFx2 | |
| Barry Town | Boly, Bellerin, Young, Eze, Joelinton | 26 | DFx3, MF, ST | |
| Cream | F Torres, A Traore | 25.5 | ST, MF | |
| Reverse Cowboys | Abraham | 25 | ST | |
| Dynamo Charlton | Wan-Bissaka, Wilson C | 23.5 | DF, ST | |
| Molseley Massive | Shaw, Targett, Pulisic, Ayoze | 14.5 | DFx2, MFx2 | |
| Dark Lord | Auba, Chilwell | 14 | DF, ST | |
| Reds | Godfrey, Pepe, Benteke | 14 | DF, MF, ST |
Kenna League week 20
Full scores available from The Rub.
Kenna League week 19
Covid Cup group stage final standings
