Sporting Lesbians

Mohamedi, M MOR  £                     0.50
Odriozola, A ESP  £                     0.50
Rodriguez, R SUI  £                     0.50
Danilo BRA  £                     0.50
Rodriguez, J COL  £                  25.00
Muller, T GER  £                  30.00
Witsel, A BEL  £                     0.50
Tolisso, C FRA  £                     0.50
Cavani, E URU  £                 20.00
Dybala, P ARG  £                  17.00
Kane, H ENG  £                     0.50
 £                  95.50
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Putin More Russian Puns

Gallese, P PER  £                     0.50
Walker, K ENG  £                    8.00
Carvajal, D ESP  £                     7.00
Marquinhos BRA  £                    4.00
Lichtsteiner, S SUI  £                     1.00
Eriksen, C DEN  £                  18.00
Hazard, E BEL  £                 26.00
Draxler, J GER  £                     5.00
Lo Celso, G ARG  £                    2.00
Mbappe, K FRA  £                  25.00
Mandzukic, M CRO  £                     0.50
 £                  97.00
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Lokomotiv Leeds

Akinfeev, I RUS  £                    2.00
Pepe POR  £                     7.00
Silva, T BRA  £                  10.00
Vestergaard, J DEN  £                     0.50
Mane, S SEN  £                  16.00
Perisic, I CRO  £                  15.00
Sigurdsson, G ICE  £                    8.00
Grosicki, K POL  £                     1.00
Al-Sahlawi, M SAU  £                  13.00
Heung-min, S SKO  £                  13.00
Giroud, O FRA  £                  13.00
 £                  98.50
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Goulash County

Ospina, D COL  £                    6.00
Boateng, J GER  £                  27.00
Hakimi, A MOR  £                    2.00
Rose, D ENG  £                    4.00
Vida, D CRO  £                     3.00
Xhaka, G SUI  £                     0.50
Ndidi, W NGA  £                     0.50
Tapia, R PER  £                     0.50
Neymar BRA  £                 24.00
Salah, M EGY  £                 24.00
Gomez, M URU  £                     0.50
 £                  92.00
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Young Bolsheviks

Gomis, A SEN  £                     0.50
Alderweireld, T BEL  £                  14.00
Trippier, K ENG  £                    8.00
Alba, J ESP  £                  10.00
Kimmich, J GER  £                  13.00
Umtiti, S FRA  £                     5.00
Augusto, R BRA  £                     0.50
De Arrascaeta, G URU  £                     0.50
Ruiz, B COS  £                     0.50
Baccas, C COL  £                     0.50
Aguero, S ARG  £                 40.00
 £                  92.50
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I Knew Sterling Would F*ck It Up

Alisson BRA  £                    2.00
Gimenez, J URU  £                    6.00
Strinic, I CRO  £                    4.00
Kjaer, S DEN  £                     3.00
Tadic, D SRB  £                  13.00
di Maria, A ARG  £                    9.00
Shaqiri, X SUI  £                     5.00
Silva, B POR  £                     0.50
Lukaku, R BEL  £                  33.00
Rashford, M ENG  £                  10.00
Dembele, O FRA  £                  10.00
 £                  95.50
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No Hay Fiesta Sin Iniesta

Romero, S ARG  £                  10.00
Kompany, V BEL  £                  17.00
Kudryashov, F RUS  £                     3.00
Caceres, M URU  £                    2.00
Matuidi, B FRA  £                  13.00
Coutinho, P BRA  £                  27.00
Modric, L CRO  £                  13.00
Marquez, R MEX  £                     0.50
Henderson, J ENG  £                    2.00
Aspas, I ESP  £                    2.00
Gomez, M GER  £                     0.50
 £                 90.00
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The Breivik Babes

Lloris, H FRA  £                  17.00
Hummels, M GER  £                  17.00
Djourou, J SUI  £                     0.50
Lovren, D CRO  £                     1.00
Alves, B POR  £                    2.00
de Bruyne, K BEL  £                  31.00
Silva, D ESP  £                 20.00
Fred BRA  £                     0.50
Mitrovic, A SRB  £                    4.00
Hernandez, J MEX  £                    2.00
Icardi, M ARG  £                     0.50
 £                  95.50
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Fat Ladies

Guzman, N ARG  £                     3.00
Varane, R FRA  £                  12.00
Stones, J ENG  £                    4.00
Hector, J GER  £                     7.00
Pique, G ESP  £                  10.00
Milivojevic, L SRB  £                    2.00
Fernandinho BRA  £                     0.50
dos Santos, G MEX  £                     0.50
Iwobi, A NGA  £                     0.50
Maria Sharapova BRM  £                 24.00
Suarez, L URU  £                 26.00
 £                  89.50
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Test Team (please ignore)

de Gea, D ESP  £                 20.00
Benatia, M MOR  £                     3.00
Koulibaly, K SEN  £                     0.50
Milenkovic, N SRB  £                     0.50
Kante, N FRA  £                     7.00
Goretzka, L GER  £                     5.00
Cahill, T AUS  £                     1.00
Casemiro BRA  £                     3.00
Lozano, H MEX  £                  14.00
Vardy, J ENG  £                     7.00
Messi, L ARG  £                  38.00
 £                 99.00
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