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ABANDONED Saudi Arabia flag bunting will be flown at London’s leading pub-based fantasy football World Cup auction next Tuesday (12 June) to ‘celebrate diversity and inclusion’.
The decision was taken by the Kenna League after it emerged on Monday (4 June) Greene King has ordered its pub leaseholders to remove the Saudi Arabia flag from its World Cup bunting.
“All the countries of the World Cup need to be recognised. When we heard Greene King were removing the Saudi flag from its bunting we knew straight away we should make a statement to celebrate diversity and inclusion,” said the Kenna League chairman.
“A World Cup without Saudi Arabia is like a Bloody Mary without horseradish,” continued the chairman. “Who could forget Saeed Al-Owairan running from his own half to score against Belgium in Washington in 1994?
“Or the time…um…you know…when they…err…lost 8-0 to Germany in Sapporo in 2002.”
According to reports in the media, Greene King removed the flag because the Arabic writing reads ‘There is no God but God, Muhammed in the messenger of God’ and ‘some people in London said’ it may cause offence being shown in premises serving alcohol.
“We’re ‘some people in London too’ and according to Wikipedia, the sword represents strictness in applying justice. We think this is absolutely in line with our values of upholding the Titus Bramble ruling,” said the chairman.
The decision by Kenna HQ has divided opinion on Twitter, with two people ‘liking’ the idea but one user taking a different view.
they say ignorance is bliss so I can see why you’re so proud of yourself
— zephyr neat (@zephyr_neat) June 4, 2018
“We could see this Twitter user was particularly interested in the concept so we invited them to take part in next week’s auction,” said the chairman.
“Then we saw he’d used exactly the same comeback to another tweet on the same issue. With that lack of creativity and low number of Twitter followers this person is surely born to be a Kenna manager.”
they say ignorance is bliss..you must be ecstatic
Islam and alcohol is a no no and the verse on the flag is exclusively Islamic..simple— zephyr neat (@zephyr_neat) June 4, 2018
The Dmitri Kharine World Cup 2018 auction begins at 7pm on Tuesday in a Shepherd Neame pub in the City of London.
The Kenna League vice chairman, who is running an auction for the first time, has assured the league it is entirely up to managers themselves whether they would like to be ‘doped’ or ‘poisoned’ by drinks laced with MDMA.
Unless they Bramble.
British security services have been placed on high alert after military-grade nerve agent was found in preparations for the Dmitri Kharine Russia World Cup auction.
The incident happened at the Fiddlers Harris training facility of Kenna League outfit Young Boys of Vauxhall. The club manager, and Kenna vice chairman, is ‘organising’ the June auction.
Several people in and around Fiddlers Harris were treated by paramedics. Emergency services are yet to confirm which of those was affected by the nerve agent and which were people thrown out of Vauxhall clubs with a barbiturates overdose.
The Young Boys manager was taken to hospital as a precaution. Initially doctors thought exposure to the toxic substance had left the manager with curious psychological side effects, but club officials confirmed he’d always been like that.
The attack has sparked a diplomatic row between the UK and Russia with diplomats expelled from both countries. Nevertheless, Number 10 and the Kremlin released a joint statement expressing relief the Dmitri Kharine auction is still set to go ahead.
Said to be planned for Tuesday 12 June, the Kharine auction will be the earliest in the working week since the Emmanuel Olisadebe Euros auction six years ago.
On that occasion in 2012 the Pirate resigned, tactical Brambling was born and managers almost came to blows.
AJFC 35 (74) – 44 (101) Walthamstow Reds
Bala Rinas 28 (32) – 24 (48) Young Boys
Lokomotiv Leeds 16 (55) – 25 (57) Thieving Magpies
Sleptember XI 18 (39) – 41 (76) Pikey Scum
Piss Poor 24 (54) – 18 (46) JPF
Dynamo Charlton 35 (62) – 37 (65) Wandsworth Network Solutions
Don’t Know Yet 35 (52) – 30 (64) The Pirate
No Fiesta without Iniesta 20 (59) – 34 (63) Burqini Pool Party
Walthamstow Reds v Young Boys
Thieving Magpies v Pikey Scum
Piss Poor v Wandsworth Network Solutions
The Pirate v Don’t Know Yet
