Hairy Fadgeetia

Manager: Aiden

Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)

International form
2006 Claudio Caniggia World Cup – n/a
2008 John Jensen Euros – n/a
2010 Dr Khumalo World Cup – second
2012 Emanuel Olisadebe Euros – 11/14
2014 Emerson World Cup – 5/18
2016 Jean Alain Boumsong Euros – 18/18
2018 Dimitri Kharine World Cup – n/a

Sympathies: England/Switzerland

GKNeuerGermany0.5
DFRodriguezSwitzerland2
DFEmersonItaly0.5
DFCelikTurkey0.5
DFJuranovicCroatia0.5
MFPogbaFrance11
MFHazardBelgium17
MFMountEngland11
STJotaPortugal23
STMorenoSpain9
STMalenNetherlands14
Total89
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Hairy Fadjeetas 2020/21

Tony Livesey
The Hairy Fadjeetas manager

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
2011/12 – 15th
2012/13 – 9th
2013/14 – 13th
2014/15 – 10th
2015/16 – 17th (relegated)
2016/17 – 3rd
2017/18 – 8th
2018/19 – 2nd
2019/20 – 13th

Sympathies: Sheffield Wednesday

First transfer window

Vicente GuaitaCRY £                    4.00
Kieran TierneyARS £                    6.00
Jamal LewisNEW £                     0.50
Matt TargettAVA £                     0.50
Séamus ColemanEVE £                     0.50
Mason MountCHE £                  10.00
Diogo JotaLIV £                    6.00
Adam LallanaBHA £                    4.00
RaphinhaLEE £                    6.00
Aleksandar MitrovicFUL £                     0.50
Sergio AgüeroMCI £                  32.00
   £                  70.00

Auction XI

Vicente GuaitaCRY £                    4.00
Kieran TierneyARS £                    6.00
Jamal LewisNEW £                     0.50
Matt TargettAVA £                     0.50
Séamus ColemanEVE £                     0.50
Mason MountCHE £                  10.00
Diogo JotaLIV £                    6.00
Adam LallanaBHA £                    4.00
Donny van de BeekMUN £                  16.00
RodrigoLEE £                    6.00
Sergio AgüeroMCI £                  32.00
   £                  85.50
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Hairy Fadjeetas 2019/20

Lloris, HTOT £                  10.00
Digne, LEVE £                  13.00
Aarons, MNOR £                     0.50
Chilwell, BLEI £                    6.00
Taylor, NAVL £                     0.50
Gross, PBTN £                     0.50
Moutinho, JWLV £                  10.00
Ox-Chamberlain, ALIV £                     5.00
Barkley, RCHE £                     7.00
Adams, CSOT £                     0.50
McBurnie, OSHF £                     0.50
   £                   53.50
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Hairy Fadjeetas 2018/19

Aiden
Wheeler dealer: The Hairy Fadjeetas manager

Manager: Aiden (Yorkshire)

Twitter name@Br15land

Since: 2011

Home ground: Bikini Lane

Training facility: The Growler

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
2011/12 – 15th
2012/13 – 9th
2013/14 – 13th
2014/15 – 10th
2015/16 – 17th (relegated)
2016/17 – 3rd
2017/18 – 8th

Sympathies: Sheffield Wednesday

Darts musicInner Circle – Sweat

Second transfer window – February 2019

Starting budget: £20m
Spend: £0.5m
Player sales:
Remaining budget: £19.5m

Dubravka, M NEW  £2.00
Aurier, S TOT  £0.50
Monreal, N ARS  £0.50
Mawson, A (TW2) FUL  £0.50
Digne, L EVE  £0.50
Sterling, R MCY  £29.00
Mata, J MUN  £5.00
Pritchard, A HUD  £3.00
Anderson, F WHM  £11.00
Firmino, R LIV  £33.00
Ings, D SOT  £15.00
 £100.00

First transfer window – October 2018

Starting budget: £10m
Spend: £0.5m
Player sales: £0.5m (Christensen to Craven Cottaging)
Remaining budget: £10m

Dubravka, M NEW  £2.00
Aurier, S TOT  £0.50
Monreal, N ARS  £0.50
Moses, V (TW1) CHE  £0.50
Digne, L EVE  £0.50
Sterling, R MCY  £29.00
Mata, J MUN  £5.00
Pritchard, A HUD  £3.00
Anderson, F WHM  £11.00
Firmino, R LIV  £33.00
Ings, D SOT  £15.00
 £100.00

Auction XI

Dubravka, M NEW  £2.00
Aurier, S TOT  £0.50
Monreal, N ARS  £0.50
Christensen, A CHE  £0.50
Digne, L EVE  £0.50
Sterling, R MCY  £29.00
Mata, J MUN  £5.00
Pritchard, A HUD  £3.00
Anderson, F WHM  £11.00
Firmino, R LIV  £33.00
Ings, D SOT  £15.00
 £100.00
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Burqini Pool Party 2017/18

Aiden
Wheeler dealer: The Burqini Pool Party manager

Manager: Aiden (Yorkshire)

Twitter name: @Br15land

Since: 2011

Home ground: Koran Koran

Training facility: Deep End

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
2011/12 – 15th
2012/13 – 9th
2013/14 – 13th
2014/15 – 10th
2015/16 – 17th (relegated)
2017/18 – 3rd

Sympathies: Sheffield Wednesday

Darts music: Inner Circle – Sweat

What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: A solid team built around a light midfield but historically a mid-table finish likely – 25/1

Second transfer window – Friday 4 October 2018
Remaining budget: £17.5

Forster, F SOT £4.00
Trippier, K TOT £15.00
Alonso, M CHE £16.00
Laporte, A (TW2) MCY  £0.50
Loftus-Cheek, R CRY £2.00
Wijnaldum, G LIV £2.00 
Ritchie, M NEW £11.00
Pritchard, A (TW2) HUD  £0.50
King, J BOU £12.00
Rodriguez, J WBA  £0.50
Wood, C (TW1) BUR  £11.00
 £74.5m

First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017
Remaining budget: £8.5m

Forster, F SOT  £4.00 
Trippier, K TOT  £15.00
Alonso, M CHE  £16.00
Femenia, K (TW1) WAT  £1.00
Klaassen, D EVE  £11.00  
Loftus-Cheek, R CRY  £2.00  
Wijnaldum, G LIV  £2.00  
Ritchie, M NEW  £11.00
King, J BOU  £12.00
Rodriguez, J WBA  £0.50
Wood, C (TW1) BUR  £11.00
 £85m

Auction XI (3-5-2)
Remaining budget: £10.5m

Forster, F SOT  £4.00
Trippier, K TOT  £15.00
Alonso, M CHE  £16.00
Mendy, B MCY  £6.00
Klaassen, D EVE  £11.00
Walcott, T ARS  £10.00
Loftus-Cheek, R CRY  £2.00
Wijnaldum, G LIV  £2.00
Ritchie, M NEW  £11.00
King, J BOU  £12.00
Rodriguez, J WBA  £0.50
     £89.50
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Burqini Pool Party 2016/17

Aiden
Wheeler dealer: The Hairy Fadjeetas manager

Manager: Aiden (Yorkshire)

Twitter name: @Br15land

Since: 2011

Home ground: Koran Koran

Training facility: Deep End

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.576 – 15th
2011/12 – 15th
2012/13 – 9th
2013/14 – 13th
2014/15 – 10th
2015/16 – 17th (relegated)

Sympathies: Sheffield Wednesday

Darts music: Inner Circle – Sweat

Starting XI – August auction

Mandanda, S (TW1) CRY £ 2.00
Clyne, N LIV £ 11.00
Darmian, M (TW1) MUN £ 0.50
Clichy, G MCY £ 6.00
Pied, J (TW1) SOT £ 0.50
Antonio, M WHM £ 3.00
Sigurdsson, G SWA £ 10.00
Eriksen, C TOT £ 19.00
Mirallas, K EVE £ 8.00
Cook, L (TW1) BOU £ 0.50
Vardy, J LEI £ 23.00
£ 83.50

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (11th)

In
Bill Cosby – HMP Kenna goalkeeper – ?
Martin Kelly – Crystal Palace defender – £0.5m
Harry Arter – Bournemouth midfielder – £0.5m
Lucas Perez – Arsenal striker – £6m

Out
Steve Mandanda – Crystal Palace goalkeeper – Bramble
Matteo Darmian – Manchester United defender – free
Jeremy Pied – Southampton defender – free
Lewis Cook – Bournemouth midfielder – free

Formation: 3-5-2
Remaining budget: £19.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (7th)

In
Lee Grant – Stoke goalkeeper – £0.5m
Sebastian Prodl – Watford defender – £2m
Jay Rodriguez – Southampton striker – £17m

Out
Bill Cosby – HMP Kenna goalkeeper – free
Martin Kelly – Crystal Palace defender – free
Lucas Perez – Arsenal striker – free

Formation: 3-5-2
Remaining budget: £10m

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Le Fadge Qui Rit

Manager: Aiden

Nationality: Le Rosbif

International honours: none

Formation: 4-4-2

Team automatically generated from leftover auction players after manager failed to attend

Sirigu, S ITA £0.5m
Clyne, N ENG £0.5m
Carvalho, R POT £0.5m
Ignashevich, S RUS £0.5m
Wawrzyniak, J POL £0.5m
Pedro ESP £0.5m
Cabaye, Y FRA £0.5m
Schurrle, A GER £0.5m
Mak, R SVK £0.5m
Benteke, C BEL £0.5m
Priskin, T HUN £0.5m
£5.5m
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Hairy Fadjeetas 2015/16

Aiden
Wheeler dealer: The Hairy Fadjeetas manager

Manager: Aiden (Yorkshire)

Twitter name: @Br15land

Since: 2011

Home ground: Bikini Lane

Training facility: The Growler

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.576 – 15th
2011/12 – 15th out of 19
2012/13 – 9/20
2013/14 – 13/23
2014/15 – 10/20

Sympathies: Sheffield Wednesday

Darts musicThe Vag1na Song

Season preview in one sentence (on 7 September): Sterling aside, the manager’s auction looks to have gone as well as Karim Benzema’s move to London.

Guzan, B AVL £5m
Zouma, K (TW1) CHE £7m
Rangel, A SWA £0.5m
Coloccini, F NEW £3m
Lovren, D (TW1) LIV £0.5m
Mirallas, K EVE £8m
Chadli, N TOT £5m
Sterling, R MCY £19m
Hoolahan, W NOR £2m
Berahino, S WBA £18m
Vardy, J (TW1) LEI £31m
£99m

First transfer window – Friday 2 October 2015

In -£38.5m
Zouma, K – Chelsea defender – £7m
Lovren, D – Liverpool defender – £0.5m
Vardy, J – Leicester striker – £31m

Out +£4m
Rojo, M – Manchester United defender – £4m (to Cowley Casuals)
Gibbs, K – Arsenal defender – free
Benzema, K – Real Madrid striker – free

Remaining budget: £7.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 5 February 2016

No changes.

Remaining budget: £7.5m

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Hairy Fadjeetas 2014/15

Aiden
Wheeler dealer: The Hairy Fadjeetas manager

Manager: Aiden (Yorkshire)

Since: 2011

Last season: 13th

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 9th in 2012/13)

Sympathies: Sheffield Wednesday

Darts musicThe Vag1na Song

Season preview in one sentence: Creativity in midfield, but severely limited striking options and the Scottish Cafu in defence will leave title challenge hopes stranded in the bush.

Mignolet, S LIV  £                6.00
Taylor, N SWA  £                0.50
Mangala, E MCY  £                0.50
Rosenior, L HUL  £                0.50
Hutton, A AVL  £                0.50
Barkley, R EVE  £             10.00
Oxlade-Chamberlain, A ARS  £             10.00
Hazard, E CHE  £             23.00
Amalfitano, M (TW2) WHU  £               0.50
Falcao, R (TW1) MUN  £               9.00
Cisse, P (TW1) NEW  £                8.00
     £             68.00m

First transfer window – Friday 17 October 2014

In
Falcao – striker, MUN – £9m
Papiss Cisse – striker, NEW – £8m

Out
Murray, G – striker, CRY – £0m
Nugent, D – striker, LEI – £0m

Remaining budget: £25m

Second transfer window – Saturday 7 February 2015

In
Amalfitano, M – midfielder, WHU – £0.5m

Out
Rodwell, J – midfielder, SUN – £0m

Remaining budget: £34.5m

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Fadjeetacabana

Manager: Aiden

Nationality: English

International honours: none

Pletikosa, S – CRO – GK  £5.00 
Vlaar, R – NED – DEF  £6.00 
Barzagli, A – ITA – DEF  £6.00 
Aurier, S – CIV – DEF  £4.00 
Omeruo, K – NGA – DEF  £0.50 
Di Maria, A – ARG – MID  £31.00 
Sterling, R – ENG – MID  £6.00 
Gotze, M – GER – MID  £17.00 
Shaqiri, X – SUI – MID  £2.00 
Cavani, E – URU – STR  £9.00 
Gekas, T – GRE – STR  £6.50 
   £93.00 
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