Aiden – The Jeff Kenna League

Hairy Fadgeetia

Manager: Aiden

Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)

International form
2006 Claudio Caniggia World Cup – n/a
2008 John Jensen Euros – n/a
2010 Dr Khumalo World Cup – second
2012 Emanuel Olisadebe Euros – 11/14
2014 Emerson World Cup – 5/18
2016 Jean Alain Boumsong Euros – 18/18
2018 Dimitri Kharine World Cup – n/a

Sympathies: England/Switzerland

GK	Neuer	Germany	0.5
DF	Rodriguez	Switzerland	2
DF	Emerson	Italy	0.5
DF	Celik	Turkey	0.5
DF	Juranovic	Croatia	0.5
MF	Pogba	France	11
MF	Hazard	Belgium	17
MF	Mount	England	11
ST	Jota	Portugal	23
ST	Moreno	Spain	9
ST	Malen	Netherlands	14
		Total	89

Hairy Fadjeetas 2020/21

Tony Livesey — The Hairy Fadjeetas manager

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
2011/12 – 15th
2012/13 – 9th
2013/14 – 13th
2014/15 – 10th
2015/16 – 17th (relegated)
2016/17 – 3rd
2017/18 – 8th
2018/19 – 2nd
2019/20 – 13th

Sympathies: Sheffield Wednesday

First transfer window

Vicente Guaita	CRY	£ 4.00
Kieran Tierney	ARS	£ 6.00
Jamal Lewis	NEW	£ 0.50
Matt Targett	AVA	£ 0.50
Séamus Coleman	EVE	£ 0.50
Mason Mount	CHE	£ 10.00
Diogo Jota	LIV	£ 6.00
Adam Lallana	BHA	£ 4.00
Raphinha	LEE	£ 6.00
Aleksandar Mitrovic	FUL	£ 0.50
Sergio Agüero	MCI	£ 32.00
		£ 70.00

Auction XI

Vicente Guaita	CRY	£ 4.00
Kieran Tierney	ARS	£ 6.00
Jamal Lewis	NEW	£ 0.50
Matt Targett	AVA	£ 0.50
Séamus Coleman	EVE	£ 0.50
Mason Mount	CHE	£ 10.00
Diogo Jota	LIV	£ 6.00
Adam Lallana	BHA	£ 4.00
Donny van de Beek	MUN	£ 16.00
Rodrigo	LEE	£ 6.00
Sergio Agüero	MCI	£ 32.00
		£ 85.50

Hairy Fadjeetas 2019/20

Lloris, H	TOT	£ 10.00
Digne, L	EVE	£ 13.00
Aarons, M	NOR	£ 0.50
Chilwell, B	LEI	£ 6.00
Taylor, N	AVL	£ 0.50
Gross, P	BTN	£ 0.50
Moutinho, J	WLV	£ 10.00
Ox-Chamberlain, A	LIV	£ 5.00
Barkley, R	CHE	£ 7.00
Adams, C	SOT	£ 0.50
McBurnie, O	SHF	£ 0.50
		£ 53.50

Hairy Fadjeetas 2018/19

Manager: Aiden (Yorkshire)

Twitter name: @Br15land

Since: 2011

Home ground: Bikini Lane

Training facility: The Growler

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
2011/12 – 15th
2012/13 – 9th
2013/14 – 13th
2014/15 – 10th
2015/16 – 17th (relegated)
2016/17 – 3rd
2017/18 – 8th

Sympathies: Sheffield Wednesday

Darts music: Inner Circle – Sweat

Second transfer window – February 2019

Starting budget: £20m
Spend: £0.5m
Player sales:
Remaining budget: £19.5m

Dubravka, M	NEW	£2.00
Aurier, S	TOT	£0.50
Monreal, N	ARS	£0.50
Mawson, A (TW2)	FUL	£0.50
Digne, L	EVE	£0.50
Sterling, R	MCY	£29.00
Mata, J	MUN	£5.00
Pritchard, A	HUD	£3.00
Anderson, F	WHM	£11.00
Firmino, R	LIV	£33.00
Ings, D	SOT	£15.00
		£100.00

First transfer window – October 2018

Starting budget: £10m
Spend: £0.5m
Player sales: £0.5m (Christensen to Craven Cottaging)
Remaining budget: £10m

Dubravka, M	NEW	£2.00
Aurier, S	TOT	£0.50
Monreal, N	ARS	£0.50
Moses, V (TW1)	CHE	£0.50
Digne, L	EVE	£0.50
Sterling, R	MCY	£29.00
Mata, J	MUN	£5.00
Pritchard, A	HUD	£3.00
Anderson, F	WHM	£11.00
Firmino, R	LIV	£33.00
Ings, D	SOT	£15.00
		£100.00

Auction XI

Dubravka, M	NEW	£2.00
Aurier, S	TOT	£0.50
Monreal, N	ARS	£0.50
Christensen, A	CHE	£0.50
Digne, L	EVE	£0.50
Sterling, R	MCY	£29.00
Mata, J	MUN	£5.00
Pritchard, A	HUD	£3.00
Anderson, F	WHM	£11.00
Firmino, R	LIV	£33.00
Ings, D	SOT	£15.00
		£100.00

Burqini Pool Party 2017/18

Manager: Aiden (Yorkshire)

Twitter name: @Br15land

Since: 2011

Home ground: Koran Koran

Training facility: Deep End

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
2011/12 – 15th
2012/13 – 9th
2013/14 – 13th
2014/15 – 10th
2015/16 – 17th (relegated)
2017/18 – 3rd

Sympathies: Sheffield Wednesday

Darts music: Inner Circle – Sweat

What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: A solid team built around a light midfield but historically a mid-table finish likely – 25/1

Second transfer window – Friday 4 October 2018
Remaining budget: £17.5

Forster, F	SOT	£4.00
Trippier, K	TOT	£15.00
Alonso, M	CHE	£16.00
Laporte, A (TW2)	MCY	£0.50
Loftus-Cheek, R	CRY	£2.00
Wijnaldum, G	LIV	£2.00
Ritchie, M	NEW	£11.00
Pritchard, A (TW2)	HUD	£0.50
King, J	BOU	£12.00
Rodriguez, J	WBA	£0.50
Wood, C (TW1)	BUR	£11.00
		£74.5m

First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017
Remaining budget: £8.5m

Forster, F	SOT	£4.00
Trippier, K	TOT	£15.00
Alonso, M	CHE	£16.00
Femenia, K (TW1)	WAT	£1.00
Klaassen, D	EVE	£11.00
Loftus-Cheek, R	CRY	£2.00
Wijnaldum, G	LIV	£2.00
Ritchie, M	NEW	£11.00
King, J	BOU	£12.00
Rodriguez, J	WBA	£0.50
Wood, C (TW1)	BUR	£11.00
		£85m

Auction XI (3-5-2)
Remaining budget: £10.5m

Forster, F	SOT	£4.00
Trippier, K	TOT	£15.00
Alonso, M	CHE	£16.00
Mendy, B	MCY	£6.00
Klaassen, D	EVE	£11.00
Walcott, T	ARS	£10.00
Loftus-Cheek, R	CRY	£2.00
Wijnaldum, G	LIV	£2.00
Ritchie, M	NEW	£11.00
King, J	BOU	£12.00
Rodriguez, J	WBA	£0.50
		£89.50

Burqini Pool Party 2016/17

Manager: Aiden (Yorkshire)

Twitter name: @Br15land

Since: 2011

Home ground: Koran Koran

Training facility: Deep End

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.576 – 15th
2011/12 – 15th
2012/13 – 9th
2013/14 – 13th
2014/15 – 10th
2015/16 – 17th (relegated)

Sympathies: Sheffield Wednesday

Darts music: Inner Circle – Sweat

Starting XI – August auction

Mandanda, S (TW1)	CRY	£ 2.00
Clyne, N	LIV	£ 11.00
Darmian, M (TW1)	MUN	£ 0.50
Clichy, G	MCY	£ 6.00
Pied, J (TW1)	SOT	£ 0.50
Antonio, M	WHM	£ 3.00
Sigurdsson, G	SWA	£ 10.00
Eriksen, C	TOT	£ 19.00
Mirallas, K	EVE	£ 8.00
Cook, L (TW1)	BOU	£ 0.50
Vardy, J	LEI	£ 23.00
		£ 83.50

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (11th)

In
Bill Cosby – HMP Kenna goalkeeper – ?
Martin Kelly – Crystal Palace defender – £0.5m
Harry Arter – Bournemouth midfielder – £0.5m
Lucas Perez – Arsenal striker – £6m

Out
Steve Mandanda – Crystal Palace goalkeeper – Bramble
Matteo Darmian – Manchester United defender – free
Jeremy Pied – Southampton defender – free
Lewis Cook – Bournemouth midfielder – free

Formation: 3-5-2
Remaining budget: £19.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (7th)

In
Lee Grant – Stoke goalkeeper – £0.5m
Sebastian Prodl – Watford defender – £2m
Jay Rodriguez – Southampton striker – £17m

Out
Bill Cosby – HMP Kenna goalkeeper – free
Martin Kelly – Crystal Palace defender – free
Lucas Perez – Arsenal striker – free

Formation: 3-5-2
Remaining budget: £10m

Zapisz

Le Fadge Qui Rit

Manager: Aiden

Nationality: Le Rosbif

International honours: none

Formation: 4-4-2

Team automatically generated from leftover auction players after manager failed to attend

Sirigu, S	ITA	£0.5m
Clyne, N	ENG	£0.5m
Carvalho, R	POT	£0.5m
Ignashevich, S	RUS	£0.5m
Wawrzyniak, J	POL	£0.5m
Pedro	ESP	£0.5m
Cabaye, Y	FRA	£0.5m
Schurrle, A	GER	£0.5m
Mak, R	SVK	£0.5m
Benteke, C	BEL	£0.5m
Priskin, T	HUN	£0.5m
		£5.5m

Hairy Fadjeetas 2015/16

Manager: Aiden (Yorkshire)

Twitter name: @Br15land

Since: 2011

Home ground: Bikini Lane

Training facility: The Growler

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.576 – 15th
2011/12 – 15th out of 19
2012/13 – 9/20
2013/14 – 13/23
2014/15 – 10/20

Sympathies: Sheffield Wednesday

Darts music: The Vag1na Song

Season preview in one sentence (on 7 September): Sterling aside, the manager’s auction looks to have gone as well as Karim Benzema’s move to London.

Guzan, B	AVL	£5m
Zouma, K (TW1)	CHE	£7m
Rangel, A	SWA	£0.5m
Coloccini, F	NEW	£3m
Lovren, D (TW1)	LIV	£0.5m
Mirallas, K	EVE	£8m
Chadli, N	TOT	£5m
Sterling, R	MCY	£19m
Hoolahan, W	NOR	£2m
Berahino, S	WBA	£18m
Vardy, J (TW1)	LEI	£31m
		£99m

First transfer window – Friday 2 October 2015

In -£38.5m
Zouma, K – Chelsea defender – £7m
Lovren, D – Liverpool defender – £0.5m
Vardy, J – Leicester striker – £31m

Out +£4m
Rojo, M – Manchester United defender – £4m (to Cowley Casuals)
Gibbs, K – Arsenal defender – free
Benzema, K – Real Madrid striker – free

Remaining budget: £7.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 5 February 2016

No changes.

Remaining budget: £7.5m

Hairy Fadjeetas 2014/15

Manager: Aiden (Yorkshire)

Since: 2011

Last season: 13th

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 9th in 2012/13)

Sympathies: Sheffield Wednesday

Darts music: The Vag1na Song

Season preview in one sentence: Creativity in midfield, but severely limited striking options and the Scottish Cafu in defence will leave title challenge hopes stranded in the bush.

Mignolet, S	LIV	£ 6.00
Taylor, N	SWA	£ 0.50
Mangala, E	MCY	£ 0.50
Rosenior, L	HUL	£ 0.50
Hutton, A	AVL	£ 0.50
Barkley, R	EVE	£ 10.00
Oxlade-Chamberlain, A	ARS	£ 10.00
Hazard, E	CHE	£ 23.00
Amalfitano, M (TW2)	WHU	£ 0.50
Falcao, R (TW1)	MUN	£ 9.00
Cisse, P (TW1)	NEW	£ 8.00
		£ 68.00m

First transfer window – Friday 17 October 2014

In
Falcao – striker, MUN – £9m
Papiss Cisse – striker, NEW – £8m

Out
Murray, G – striker, CRY – £0m
Nugent, D – striker, LEI – £0m

Remaining budget: £25m

Second transfer window – Saturday 7 February 2015

In
Amalfitano, M – midfielder, WHU – £0.5m

Out
Rodwell, J – midfielder, SUN – £0m

Remaining budget: £34.5m

Fadjeetacabana

Manager: Aiden

Nationality: English

International honours: none

Pletikosa, S – CRO – GK	£5.00
Vlaar, R – NED – DEF	£6.00
Barzagli, A – ITA – DEF	£6.00
Aurier, S – CIV – DEF	£4.00
Omeruo, K – NGA – DEF	£0.50
Di Maria, A – ARG – MID	£31.00
Sterling, R – ENG – MID	£6.00
Gotze, M – GER – MID	£17.00
Shaqiri, X – SUI – MID	£2.00
Cavani, E – URU – STR	£9.00
Gekas, T – GRE – STR	£6.50
	£93.00

First transfer window

Auction XI

Second transfer window – February 2019

First transfer window – October 2018

Auction XI

Second transfer window – Friday 4 October 2018 Remaining budget: £17.5

First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017 Remaining budget: £8.5m

Auction XI (3-5-2) Remaining budget: £10.5m

Starting XI – August auction

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (11th)

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (7th)

First transfer window – Friday 2 October 2015

Second transfer window – Friday 5 February 2016

First transfer window – Friday 17 October 2014

Second transfer window – Saturday 7 February 2015

Second transfer window – Friday 4 October 2018
Remaining budget: £17.5

First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017
Remaining budget: £8.5m

Auction XI (3-5-2)
Remaining budget: £10.5m