Young Boys 2020/21

Emiliano MartínezAVA £                     0.50
Serge AurierTOT £                     0.50
Ainsley Maitland-NilesARS £                     0.50
Jack StephensSOU £                     0.50
Konstantinos TsimikasLIV £                     0.50
RodriMCI £                     0.50
Alex IwobiEVE £                     0.50
Dennis PraetLEI £                     0.50
John LundstramSHU £                     0.50
Olivier GiroudCHE £                     0.50
Hal Robson-KanuWBA £                     0.50
   £                     5.50
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Young Boys 2019/20

Ramsdale, ABOU £                     0.50
Wan-Bissaka, AMUN £                  15.00
Matip, JLIV £                     1.00
Soyuncu, CLEI £                     5.00
Lowton, MBUR £                    2.00
Milivojevic, LCRY £                  15.00
JorginhoCHE £                    2.00
Noble, MWHM £                    6.00
Lundstram, JSHF £                     3.00
Lacazette, AARS £                     0.50
Ings, DSOT £                  16.00
   £                  69.50
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Young Boys 2018/19

Denney pimp
The vice chairman

Manager: Denney (Wales)

Twitter name@andenney

Since: 2007

Home ground: Yewtree Lane

Training facility: Fiddler’s Harris

Trophy cabinet: Champions 2010/11 and 2015/16, Canesten Combi Cup winners 2008/09

Form
2007/08 – 5th
2008/09 – 3rd (cup winners)
2009/10 – 2nd
2010/11 – 1st (champions)
2011/12 – 4th
2013/14 – 16th
2014/15 – 6th
2015/16 – 1st (champions)
2016/17 – 12th
2017/18 – 12th

Sympathies: Spurs

Darts musicWe Don’t Talk Anymore – Sir Cliff Richard

Second transfer window – February 2019

Starting budget: £18.5m
Spend: £1.5m
Player sales:
Remaining budget: £m

Boruc, A (TW2) BOU  £0.50
Gomez, J LIV  £0.50
Keane, M EVE  £3.00
Tomkins, J CRY  £0.50
Rudiger, A CHE  £15.00
Gross, P BTN  £13.00
Silva, B MCY  £25.00
Pereyra, R WAT  £1.00
Herrera, A (TW2) MUN  £0.50
Lacazette, A ARS  £40.00
Niasse, O (TW2) CAR  £0.50
 £99.50

First transfer window – October 2018

Starting budget: £10.5m
Spend: £2m
Player sales: N/A
Remaining budget: £8.5m

Bettinelli, M (TW1) FUL  £0.50
Gomez, J LIV  £0.50
Keane, M EVE  £3.00
Tomkins, J CRY  £0.50
Rudiger, A CHE  £15.00
Gross, P BTN  £13.00
Silva, B MCY  £25.00
Pereyra, R WAT  £1.00
Lennon, A (TW1) BUR  £0.50
Lacazette, A ARS  £40.00
Depoitre, L (TW1) HUD  £1.00
 £100m

Auction XI

Heaton, T BUR  £0.50
Gomez, J LIV  £0.50
Keane, M EVE  £3.00
Tomkins, J CRY  £0.50
Rudiger, A CHE  £15.00
Gross, P BTN  £13.00
Silva, B MCY  £25.00
Pereyra, R WAT  £1.00
Shipman, H BRM  £0.50
Lacazette, A ARS  £40.00
Llorente, F TOT  £0.50
 £99.50
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Young Bolsheviks

Gomis, A SEN  £                     0.50
Alderweireld, T BEL  £                  14.00
Trippier, K ENG  £                    8.00
Alba, J ESP  £                  10.00
Kimmich, J GER  £                  13.00
Umtiti, S FRA  £                     5.00
Augusto, R BRA  £                     0.50
De Arrascaeta, G URU  £                     0.50
Ruiz, B COS  £                     0.50
Baccas, C COL  £                     0.50
Aguero, S ARG  £                 40.00
 £                  92.50
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Young Boys of Vauxhall 2017/18

Denney
Don’t mention the war: The Young Boys manager

Manager: Denney (Wales)

Twitter name@andenney

Since: 2007

Home ground: Yewtree Lane

Training facility: Fiddler’s Harris

Trophy cabinet: Champions 2010/11 and 2015/16, Canesten Combi Cup winners 2008/09

Form
2007/08 – 5th
2008/09 – 3rd (cup winners)
2009/10 – 2nd
2010/11 – 1st (champions)
2011/12 – 4th
2013/14 – 16th
2014/15 – 6th
2015/16 – 1st (champions)
2016/17 – 12th

Sympathies: Spurs

Darts music: We Don’t Talk Anymore – Sir Cliff Richard

What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Manager attempts to bounce back from his disappointing title defence last season by signing three defensive midfield players and making Christian Benteke his second-most-expensive player – 35/1

Second transfer window – Friday 4 October 2018
Remaining budget: £5m

Player sales: Steve Davis to Sleptember XI for £0.5m

Fabianski, L SWA  £0.50
Cahill, G CHE £17.00
Bailly, E MUN £5.00
Sanchez, D (TW1) TOT £5.00
Hegazi, A (TW1) WBA  £2.00
Ndidi, W LEI £0.50
Lennon, A (TW2) BUR  £13.00
Henderson, J (TW2 – from JPF) LIV  £0.50
Hugill, J (TW2) WHM  £0.50
Jesus, G MCY £31.00
Deeney, T (TW1) WAT £0.50
 £75.5m

First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017
Remaining budget: £8.5m

Fabianski, L

SWA

£0.50

Cahill, G

CHE

£17.00

Sanchez, D (TW1)

TOT

£5.00

Bailly, E

MUN

£5.00

Hegazi, A (TW1)

WBA

£2.00

Sako, B (TW1)

CRY

£0.50

Davis, S (TW1)

SOT

£0.50

Ndidi, W

LEI

£0.50

Deeney, T (TW1)

WAT

£8.00

Jesus, G

MCY

£31.00

Joselu

STO

£0.50

£70.5m

Auction XI (3-4-3)
Remaining budget: £14.5M

Fabianski, L

SWA

£0.50

Cahill, G

CHE

£17.00

Nyom, A

WBA

£0.50

Bailly, E

MUN

£5.00

Ndidi, W

LEI

£0.50

Ward-Prowse, J

SOT

£0.50

Gradel, M

BOU

£0.50

Dier, E

TOT

£0.50

Benteke, C

CRY

£29.00

Jesus, G

MCY

£31.00

Joselu

STO

£0.50

£85.50

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Young Boys of Vauxhall 2016/17

Denney
Don’t mention the war: The Young Boys manager

Manager: Denney (Wales)

Twitter name@andenney

Since: 2007

Home ground: Yewtree Lane

Training facility: Fiddler’s Harris

Trophy cabinet: Champions 2010/11 and 2015/16, Canesten Combi Cup winners 2008/09

Kenna Index rating: 0.3 – 4th
2007/08 – 5th
2008/09 – 3rd (cup winners)
2009/10 – 2nd
2010/11 – 1st (champions)
2011/12 – 4th
2013/14 – 16th
2014/15 – 6th
2015/16 – 1st (champions)

Sympathies: Spurs

Darts music: We Don’t Talk Anymore – Sir Cliff Richard

Starting XI – August auction

Lloris, H TOT £ 15.00
Azpilicueta, C CHE £ 17.00
Baines, L (sold TW1) EVE £ 12.00
Valencia, A MUN £ 7.00
van Aanholt, P SUN £ 10.00
Kolarov, A MCY £ 0.50
Savile, J (sold TW1) HMP Kenna £ 12.50
Bolasie, Y (sold TW2) CRY £ 9.00
Routledge, W (sold TW1) SWA £ 0.50
Phillips, M WBA £ 2.00
Rhodes, J (sold TW1) MID £ 0.50
£ 86.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (8th)

In
Steven Defour – Burnley midfielder – £5m
Roberto Pereyra – Watford midfielder – £9m
Islam Slimani – Leicester City striker – £13m
Adama Diomande – Hull striker – £10m

Out
Leighton Baines – Everton defender – sold for £18m to Bala Rinas
Jimmy Savile – HMP Kenna midfielder – free
Wayne Routledge – Swansea midfielder -free
Jordan Rhodes – Middlesborough striker – free

Formation: 4-4-2
Remaining budget: none

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (5th)

In
Robbie Brady – Burnley midfielder – £2m
Ibrahim Affelay – Stoke midfielder – £2m
Oumar Niasse – Hull midfielder – £0.5m
Ademola Lookman – Everton striker – £0.5m

Out
Steven Defour – Burnley midfielder – free
Roberto Pereyra – Watford midfielder – free
Yannick Bolasie – Everton midfielder – free
Adama Diomande – Hull striker – free

Formation: 4-4-2
Remaining budget: £5m

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Democratic Republic of Young Boys

Manager: Denney

Nationality: Le Moutons Baiseur

International honours: none

Formation: 3-4-3

Casillas, I ESP £10m
Bonucci, L ITA £15m
Denayer, J BEL £1m
Rat, R RMN £0.5m
Blaszczykowski, J POL £3m
Schweinsteiger, B GER £0.5m
Mario, J POT £0.5m
Harnik, M AUT £0.5m
Rooney, W ENG £29m
Giroud, O FRA £34m
Nemec, A SVK £0.5m
£94.5m
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Young Boys of Vauxhall 2015/16

Denney
Quenelle: The Young Boys manager

Manager: Denney (Wales)

Twitter name@andenney

Since: 2007

Home ground: Yewtree Lane

Training facility: Fiddler’s Harris

Trophy cabinet: Champions 2010/11, Canesten Combi Cup winners 2008/09

Kenna Index rating: 0.3 – 4th
2007/08 – 5th
2008/09 – 3rd
2009/10 – 2nd
2010/11 – 1st
2011/12 – 4th
2013/14 – 16th
2014/15 – 6th

Sympathies: Spurs

Darts music: We Don’t Talk Anymore – Sir Cliff Richard

Season preview in one sentence (on 26 August): Pedro, Mahrez, Lukaku and Lens have all started the season in fine fettle, but question marks hang over John Terry and Diafra Sakho for all the wrong reasons.

Forster, F (TW2) SOT  £                ?m
Dawson, C (TW1) WBA  £             8m
Monreal, N ARS  £                0.5m
Wimmer, K (TW2) TOT  £                ?m
Smalling, C MUN  £                6m
Ibe, J (TW2) LIV  £                ?m
Pugh, M (TW2) BOU  £             ?m
Mahrez, R LEI  £                5m
Lens, J SUN  £                0.5m
Lukaku, R EVE  £             30m
Emenike, E (TW2) WHM  £             ?m
     £             ?m

First transfer window – Friday 2 October 2015

In
Dawson, C – West Brom defender – £8m

Out
Terry, J – Chelsea defender – £0.5m (to Cowley Casuals)

Remaining budget: £3.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 5 February 2016

In
Forster, F – Southampton goalkeeper – £?m
Wimmer, K – Tottenham defender – £?m
Ibe, J – Liverpool midfielder – £?m
Pugh, M – Bournemouth midfielder – £?m
Emenike, E – West Ham striker – £?m

Out
Stekelenburg, M – Southampton goalkeeper – free
Zabaleta, P – Manchester City defender – free
Grealish, J – Aston Villa midfielder – free
Pedro – Chelsea midfielder – free
Sakho, D – West Ham striker – free

Remaining budget: £?m

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Young Boys of Vauxhall 2014/15

Denney
Far quenelle: The Young Boys manager

Manager: Denney (Wales)

Twitter name@andenney

Since: 2006

Last season: 16th

Trohpy cabinet: Champions 2010/11, Canesten Combi Cup winners 2008/09

Sympathies: Spurs

Darts music: We Don’t Talk Anymore – Sir Cliff Richard

Season preview in one sentence: Accomplished back five – should Don Vito get a starting berth – but flimsy going forward and unlikely to be able to do it on a cold, wet Tuesday night in Stoke.

Ospina, D (TW2) ARS  £                6.00
Baines, L EVE  £                5.00
Vertonghen, J (TW2) TOT  £              10.00
Kolarov, A MCY  £                5.00
Terry, J CHE  £             17.00
Moses, V (TW1) STO  £                0.50
Sigurdsson, G SWA  £             10.00
Elia, E (TW2) SOT  £                2.00
Boyd, G (TW2) BUR  £                0.50
Austin, C (TW1) QPR  £                0.50
Sturridge, D (TW2) LIV  £                0.50
     £                96m

First transfer window – Friday 17 October 2014

In
Richardson, K – defender, AVL – £5m
Moses, V – midfielder, STO – £0.5m
Tiote, C – midfielder, NEW – £0.5m
Austin, C – striker, QPR – £0.5m
Balotelli, M – striker, LIV – £1m

Out
Jones, P – defender, MUN – £0.5m
Markovic, L – midfielder, LIV – £0m
Hoilett, J – midfielder, QPR – £0m
Krkic, B – striker, STO – £0m
Riviere, E – striker, NEW – £0m

Remaining budget: £12m

Second transfer window – Saturday 7 February 2015

In
Ospina, D – goalkeeper, ARS – £6m
Vertonghen, J – defender, TOT – £10m
Elia, E – midfielder, SOT – £2m
Boyd, G – midfielder, BUR – £0.5m
Sturridge, D – striker, LIV – £2m

Out
Mannone, V – goalkeeper, SUN – £0m

Richardson, K – defender, AVL – £0.5m
Arteta, M – midfielder, ARS – £0m
Tiote, C – midfielder, NEW – £0m
Balotelli, M – striker, LIV – £0m

Remaining budget: £1m

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Young Brazilian Boys (Where’s Neymar?)

Manager: Denney

Nationality: Welsh (definitely not Belgian)

International honours: none

Neuer, M – GER – GK  £11.00 
Rojo, M – ARG – DEF  £0.50 
Alderweireld, T – BEL – DEF  £0.50 
Azpilicueta, C – ESP – DEF  £0.50 
Pereira, A – URU – DEF  £0.50 
Montero, J – ECU – MID  £0.50 
Vidal, A – CHI – MID  £10.00 
Boateng, K – GHA – MID  £1.00 
Pjanic, M – BIH – MID  £0.50 
Eder – POR – STR  £37.50 
Gutierrez, T – COL – STR  £0.50 
 £63.00 
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