Walthamstow Reds 2020/21

David De GeaMUN £                     3.00
Ricardo PereiraLEI £                    8.00
James TarkowskiBUR £                    4.00
Davinson SánchezTOT £                    4.00
Chris BashamSHU £                    6.00
Rúben NevesWOL £                     1.00
B CosbyBRAM £                     1.50
John McGinnAVA £                    6.00
Sadio ManéLIV £                  30.00
Gabriel MartinelliARS £                     0.50
Neal MaupayBHA £                    8.00
   £                  72.00
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Walthamstow Reds 2019/20

Heaton, TAVL £                    2.00
Holebas, JWAT £                     1.00
Vestergaard, JSOT £                     0.50
Fredericks, RWHM £                     0.50
Burn, DBTN £                     0.50
Silva, BMCY £                 26.00
Alli, DTOT £                 24.00
Pulisic, CCHE £                  16.00
Fraser, RBOU £                  16.00
Kean, MEVE £                     0.50
JoelintonNEW £                  10.00
   £                  97.00
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Newington Reds 2018/19

Dudley profile pic
English food: The Newington Reds manager

Manager: Dudley (Wolverhampton)

Twitter name@dudleyben

Since: 2005 (co founder and committee member)

Home ground: The Old Dog Track

Training facility: Banbury Reservoir

Trophy cabinet: Krakow Cup 2018

Form
2005/06 – 2nd
2006/07 – 7th
2007/08 – 4th
2008/09 – 4th
2009/10 – 3rd
2010/11 – 11th
2011/12 – 3rd
2012/13 – 11th
2013/14 – 7th
2014/15 – 8th
2015/16 – 2nd
2016/17 – 11th
2017/18 – 6th

Sympathies: Liverpool

Darts musicHouse of Love – East 17

Second transfer window – February 2019

Starting budget: £83.5m
Spend: £84m
Player sales:
Remaining budget:

Fabianski, L WHM  £1.00
Evans, J (TW1) LEI  £0.50
Robertson, A LIV  £14.00
Coady, C WLV  £0.50
Taylor, C (TW1) BUR  £11.00
Milivojevic, L CRY  £5.00
Hojbjerg, P (TW2) SOT  £0.50
Camarasa, V (TW1) CAR  £0.50
Babel, R (TW2) FUL  £18.00
Murray, G BTN  £0.50
Higuain, G (TW2) CHE  £65.00
 £116.50

First transfer window – October 2018

Starting budget: £84.5m
Spend: £12m
Player sales: £1m (Phil Jones and Andre Gomes to Cowley Casuals for £0.5m each)
Remaining budget: £73.5m

Fabianski, L WHM  £1.00
Evans, J (TW1) LEI  £0.50
Robertson, A LIV  £14.00
Coady, C WLV  £0.50
Taylor, C (TW1) BUR  £11.00
Milivojevic, L CRY  £5.00
Kenedy NEW  £0.50
Camarasa, V (TW1) CAR  £0.50
Lamela, E TOT  £0.50
Murray, G BTN  £0.50
Gray, A WAT  £0.50
 £34.50

Auction XI

Fabianski, L WHM  £1.00
Jones, P MUN  £2.00
Robertson, A LIV  £14.00
Coady, C WLV  £0.50
Mawson, A FUL  £0.50
Milivojevic, L CRY  £5.00
Kenedy NEW  £0.50
Gomes, A EVE  £0.50
Lamela, E TOT  £0.50
Murray, G BTN  £0.50
Gray, A WAT  £0.50
 £25.50
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Gallese, P PER  £                     0.50
Walker, K ENG  £                    8.00
Carvajal, D ESP  £                     7.00
Marquinhos BRA  £                    4.00
Lichtsteiner, S SUI  £                     1.00
Eriksen, C DEN  £                  18.00
Hazard, E BEL  £                 26.00
Draxler, J GER  £                     5.00
Lo Celso, G ARG  £                    2.00
Mbappe, K FRA  £                  25.00
Mandzukic, M CRO  £                     0.50
 £                  97.00
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Walthamstow Reds 2017/18

Dudley profile pic
English food: The Newington Reds manager

Manager: Dudley (Wolverhampton)

Twitter name@dudleyben

Since: 2005 (co founder and committee member)

Home ground: The Old Dog Track

Training facility: Banbury Reservoir

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2005/06 – 2nd
2006/07 – 7th
2007/08 – 4th
2008/09 – 4th
2009/10 – 3rd
2010/11 – 11th
2011/12 – 3rd
2012/13 – 11th
2013/14 – 7th
2014/15 – 8th
2015/16 – 2nd
2016/17 – 11th

Sympathies: Liverpool

Darts music: House of Love – East 17

What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Now the only manager to enter all 13 seasons of the Kenna with an empty trophy cabinet, soon to become 14 – 30/1

Second transfer window – Friday 4 February 2018
Remaining budget: £20.5m

Butland, J STO  £0.50
Keane, M EVE  £4.00
Ake, N BOU  £0.50
Clark, C (TW1) NEW £0.50
Silva, D MCY  £24.00
Pogba, P MUN  £23.00
Zaha, W CRY  £16.00
Redmond, N SOT  £6.00
Carroll, T SWA  £0.5m
Heung-min, S TOT  £19.00
Mounie, S HUD  £0.50
 £94.5m

First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017
Remaining budget: £10.5m

Player sales: Michy Batshuayi to FC Testiculadew for £0.5m

Butland, J

STO

£0.50

Keane, M

EVE

£4.00

Ake, N

BOU

£0.50

Clark, C (TW1)

NEW

£0.50

Silva, D

MCY

£24.00

Pogba, P

MUN

£23.00

Zaha, W

CRY

£16.00

Redmond, N

SOT

£6.00

Okaka, S (TW1)

WAT

£0.50

Heung-Min, S

TOT

£19.00

Mounie, S

HUD

£0.50

£94.5m

Auction XI (3-4-3)
Remaining budget: £1m

Butland, J

STO

£0.50

Keane, M

EVE

£4.00

Ake, N

BOU

£0.50

Fonte, J

WHM

£0.50

Silva, D

MCY

£24.00

Pogba, P

MUN

£23.00

Zaha, W

CRY

£16.00

Redmond, N

SOT

£6.00

Batshuayi, M

CHE

£5.00

Heung-Min, S

TOT

£19.00

Mounie, S

HUD

£0.50

£99.00

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Walthamstow Reds 2016/17

Dudley profile pic
English food: The Newington Reds manager

Manager: Dudley (Wolverhampton)

Twitter name@dudleyben

Since: 2005 (co founder and committee member)

Home ground: The Old Dog Track

Training facility: Banbury Reservoir

Trophy cabinet: empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.4 – 5th
2005/06 – 2nd
2006/07 – 7th
2007/08 – 4th
2008/09 – 4th
2009/10 – 3rd
2010/11 – 11th
2011/12 – 3rd
2012/13 – 11th
2013/14 – 7th
2014/15 – 8th
2015/16 – 2nd

Sympathies: Liverpool

Darts music: House of Love – East 17

Remaining budget: £9.5m (did not attend auction, average remaining budget of manager who did)

Starting XI – August auction

Courtois, T CHE £ 0.50
Matip, J LIV £ 6.00
Chilwell, B (TW1) LEI £ 1.00
Ake, N (TW1) BOU £ 4.00
Shaw, L (TW2) MUN £ 16.00
Gabriel (TW1) ARS £ 0.50
Boyd, G BUR £ 0.50
Brunt, C (TW2) WBA £ 0.50
Nasri, S (TW2) MCY £ 0.50
Afellay, I (TW2) STO £ 0.50
Lukaku, R EVE £ 32.00
£ 62.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (19th)

In
Barragan – Boro defender –
Martins Indi – Stoke defender –
Sissoko, M – Spurs midfielder – £0.5m
McArthur, J – Palace midfielder – £0.5m

Out
Ben Chilwell – Leicester City defender – free
Nathan Ake – Chelsea defender – free
Gabriel – Arsenal defender – free

Formation: 5-4-1
Remaining budget: £14.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (12th)

In
Yoshida, M – Southampton defender – £0.5m
Evandro – Hull midfielder – £8m
King, J – Bournemouth striker – £13m (from ISIL)

Out
Jordi Amat – Swansea defender – free
Luke Shaw – Man Utd defender – free
Khazri
Chris Brunt – West Brom midfielder – free
Samir Nasri – Sevilla midfielder – free
Ibrahim Afellay – Stoke midfielder – £2m (to Young Boys)

Formation:
Remaining budget:

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Manager: Dudley

Nationality: Le Rosbif

International honours: none

Formation: 4-3-3

Buffon, G ITA £12m
Alba, J ESP £17m
Walker, K ENG £10m
Evra, P FRA £11m
Alves, B POT £0.5m
Alaba, D AUT £11m
Ozil, M GER £25m
Konoplyanka, Y UKR £1m
Yilmaz, B TUR £1m
Milik, A POL £11m
Mehmedi, A SUI £0.5m
£100m
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Walthamstow Reds 2015/16

Dudley profile pic
English food: The Walthamstow Reds manager

Manager: Dudley (Wolverhampton)

Twitter name@dudleyben

Since: 2005 (co founder and committee member)

Home ground: The Old Dog Track

Training facility: Banbury Reservoir

Trophy cabinet: empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.4 – 5th
2005/06 – 2nd
2006/07 – 7th
2007/08 – 4th
2008/09 – 4th
2009/10 – 3rd
2010/11 – 11th
2011/12 – 3rd
2012/13 – 11th
2013/14 – 7th
2014/15 – 8th

Sympathies: Liverpool

Darts music: House of Love – East 17

Season preview in one sentence (on 31 August): This was a good team last term.

Schmeichel, K (TW1) LEI £0.5m
Targett, M (TW2) SOT £?m
Cresswell, A WHM £5m
Stones, J EVE £6m
Darmian, M MUN £7m
Coutinho, P LIV £23m
Brady, R (TW1) NOR £6m
Townsend, A (TW2) NEW £?m
Ozil, M ARS £17m
Walters, J (TW1) STO £0.5m
Defoe, J (TW2) SUN £?m
£?m

First transfer window – Friday 2 October 2015

In
Schmeichel, K – Leicester goalkeeper – £0.5m (from Northern Monkeys)
Brady, R – Norwich midfielder – £6m
Montero, J – Swansea midfielder – £0.5m
Walters, J – Stoke striker – £0.5m
Murray, G – Bournemouth striker – £0.5m

Out
Courtois, T – Chelsea goalkeeper – £0.5m (to FC Testiculadew)
Anya, I – Watford midfielder – free
Nasri, S – Manchester City midfielder – free
Bojan – Stoke striker – £2m (to FC Testiculadew)
Austin, C – QPR striker – free

Remaining budget: £13.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 5 February 2016

In
Targett, M – Southampton defender – £?m
Townsend, A – Newcastle midfielder – £?m
Defoe, J – Sunderland striker – £?m

Out
Vertonghen, J – Tottenham defender – free
Montero, J – Swansea midfielder – free
Murray, G – Bournemouth striker – free

Remaining budget: £?m

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Walthamstow Reds 2014/15

Dudley profile pic
In-ger-land: The Walthamstow Reds manager

Manager: Dudley (Wolverhampton)

Twitter name@dudleyben

Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)

Trophy cabinet: Empty (best finish – second in 2005/06)

Last season: 7th

Sympathies: Liverpool

Darts music: House of Love – East 17

Season preview in one sentence: Are James Milner and Aiden McGeady really going to win you your first ever Kenna title in 10 years of trying?

Cech, P (TW2) CHE  £                0.50
Chester, J (TW1) HUL  £                0.50
Janmaat, D NEW  £                4.00
Williams, A SWA  £                4.00
Pieters, E STO  £                2.00
Lamela, E TOT  £             28.00
Coutinho, P (TW1) LIV  £                7.00
Navas, J (TW2) MCY  £                0.50
Walcott, T ARS  £             18.00
Kramaric, A (TW2) LEI  £               6.00
Rooney, W MUN  £             39.00
     £               98m

First transfer window – Friday 17 October 2014

In
Schmeichel, K – goalkeeper, LEI – £0.50
Chester, J – defender, HUL – £0.50
Coutinho, P – midfielder, LIV – £7m
Arfield, S – midfielder, BUR – £0.50
Agbonlahor, G – striker, AVL – £0.50

Out
Cech, P – goalkeeper, CHE – £0m
Flanagan, J – defender, LIV – £0m
McGeady, A – midfielder, EVE – £0m
Milner, J – midfielder, MCY – 0.50m 
Ideye, B – striker, WBA – £0m

Remaining budget: £3.5m

Second transfer window – Saturday 7 February 2015

In
Cech, P – goalkeeper, CHE – £0.5m
Navas, J – midfielder, MCY – £0.5m
Kramaric, A – striker, LEI – £6m

Out
Schmeichel, K – goalkeeper, LEI – £0m
Arfield, S – midfielder, BUR – £0m
Agbonlahor, G – striker, AVL – £0m

Remaining budget: £6.5m

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Kappa Wearers FC

Manager: Dudley

Nationality: English

International honours: none

Ospina, D – COL – GK  £4.00 
Silva, T – BRA – DEF  £20.00 
Coentrao, F – POR – DEF  £10.00 
Cahill, G – ENG – DEF  £4.00 
Janmaat, D – NED – DEF  £0.50 
Pedro – ESP – MID  £12.00 
Bradley, M – USA – MID  £0.50 
Cabaye, Y – FRA – MID  £11.00 
Isla, M – CHI – MID  £0.50 
Bony, W – CIV – STR  £3.00 
Higuain, G – ARG – STR  £34.00 
   £99.50 
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