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| Krul, T | NOR | £ 0.50 |
| Luiz, D | ARS | £ 8.00 |
| Cahill, G | CRY | £ 0.50 |
| Mina, Y | EVE | £ 0.50 |
| Mings, T | AVL | £ 1.00 |
| Martial, A | MUN | £ 22.00 |
| Redmond, N | SOT | £ 6.00 |
| Snodgrass, R | WHM | £ 0.50 |
| Lo Celso, G | TOT | £ 0.50 |
| Mousset, L | SHF | £ 0.50 |
| Solanke, D | BOU | £ 0.50 |
| £ 40.50 |
Manager: Jack (Hampshire)
Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)
Home ground: South Hackney Caravan Park
Training facility: Any patch of grass that riles local residents
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Kenna League champions 2017/18, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review), Dmitri Kharine 2018 World Cup 2018 winner
Form
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th
2016/17 – 18th
2017/18 – 1st
Sympathies: Spurs
Darts music: I’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias
Starting budget: £27m
Spend: £1.5m
Player sales:
Remaining budget:
| Patricio, R | WLV | £5.00 |
| Schindler, C | HUD | £0.50 |
| Walker, K | MCY | £17.00 |
| Clyne, N (TW2) | BOU | £0.50 |
| Klavan, R (TW2) | LIV | £0.50 |
| Walcott, T | EVE | £6.00 |
| Iwobi, A | ARS | £0.50 |
| Lanzini, M (TW2) | WHM | £0.50 |
| Kante, N | CHE | £0.50 |
| Kane, H | TOT | £40.00 |
| Mitrovic, A | FUL | £22.00 |
| £93.00 |
Starting budget: £17m
Spend: N/A
Player sales: N/A
Remaining budget: £17m
| Patricio, R | WLV | £5.00 |
| Schindler, C | HUD | £0.50 |
| Walker, K | MCY | £17.00 |
| Darmian, M | MUN | £0.50 |
| Ward, S | BUR | £0.50 |
| Walcott, T | EVE | £6.00 |
| Iwobi, A | ARS | £0.50 |
| Ox-Chamberlain, A | LIV | £0.50 |
| Kante, N | CHE | £0.50 |
| Kane, H | TOT | £40.00 |
| Mitrovic, A | FUL | £22.00 |
| £93.00 |
| Patricio, R | WLV | £5.00 |
| Schindler, C | HUD | £0.50 |
| Walker, K | MCY | £17.00 |
| Darmian, M | MUN | £0.50 |
| Ward, S | BUR | £0.50 |
| Walcott, T | EVE | £6.00 |
| Iwobi, A | ARS | £0.50 |
| Ox-Chamberlain, A | LIV | £0.50 |
| Kante, N | CHE | £0.50 |
| Kane, H | TOT | £40.00 |
| Mitrovic, A | FUL | £22.00 |
| £93.00 |
| Schmeichel, K | DEN | £ 0.50 |
| Godin, D | URU | £ 5.00 |
| Miranda | BRA | £ 0.50 |
| Mercado, G | ARG | £ 0.50 |
| Glik, K | POL | £ 0.50 |
| Sterling, R | ENG | £ 9.00 |
| Moutinho, J | POR | £ 0.50 |
| Honda, K | JPN | £ 0.50 |
| Werner, T | GER | £ 32.00 |
| Griezmann, A | FRA | £ 28.00 |
| Mertens, D | BEL | £ 0.50 |
| £ 77.50 |
Manager: Jack (Hampshire)
Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)
Home ground: South Hackney Caravan Park
Training facility: Any patch of grass that riles local residents
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review)
Form
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th
2016/17 – 18th
Sympathies: Spurs
Darts music: I’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias
What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Oh dear, would you look at that midfield, and £8m on Bravo. There are some things even Harry Kane can’t do – 66/1
| Lossl, J (TW1) | HUD | £ 5.00 |
| Azpilicueta, C | CHE | £18.00 |
| Robertson, A (TW2) | LIV | £0.50 |
| Monreal, N | ARS | £5.00 |
| Dunk, L | BTN | £2.00 |
| Townsend, A | CRY | £3.00 |
| Ayew, J | SWA | £1.00 |
| Boufal, S (TW2) | SOT | £0.50 |
| Albrighton, M | LEI | £0.50 |
| Rashford, M | MUN | £15.00 |
| Kane, H | TOT | £40.00 |
| £90.5m |
| Losl, J (TW1) | HUD | £ 5.00 |
| Azpilicueta, C | CHE | £18.00 |
| Lovren, D | LIV | £5.00 |
| Monreal, N | ARS | £5.00 |
| Dunk, L | BTN | £2.00 |
| Townsend, A | CRY | £3.00 |
| Ayew, A | WHM | £1.00 |
| Shelvey, J | NEW | £0.50 |
| Albrighton, M | LEI | £0.50 |
| Rashford, M | MUN | £15.00 |
| Kane, H | TOT | £40.00 |
| £95m |
| Bravo, C | MCY | £ 8.00 |
| Azpilicueta, C | CHE | £18.00 |
| Lovren, D | LIV | £5.00 |
| Monreal, N | ARS | £5.00 |
| Dunk, L | BTN | £2.00 |
| Townsend, A | CRY | £3.00 |
| Ayew, A | WHM | £1.00 |
| Shelvey, J | NEW | £0.50 |
| Albrighton, M | LEI | £0.50 |
| Rashford, M | MUN | £15.00 |
| Kane, H | TOT | £40.00 |
| £98.00 |
Manager: Jack (Hampshire)
Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)
Home ground: South Hackney Caravan Park
Training facility: Any patch of grass that riles local residents
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review)
Kenna Index rating: 0.564 – 12th
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th
Sympathies: Spurs
Darts music: I’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias
Remaining budget: £9.5m (did not attend auction, average remaining budget of manager who did)
| Forster, F | SOT | £ 7.00 |
| Ward, J | CRY | £ 0.50 |
| Ayala, D (TW1) | MID | £ 0.50 |
| Djilobodji, P | SUN | £ 0.50 |
| Depay, M (TW1) | MUN | £ 0.50 |
| Stanislas, J | BOU | £ 0.50 |
| Gundogan, I | MCY | £ 0.50 |
| Feghouli, S (TW1) | WHM | £ 0.50 |
| Chadli, N | WBA | £ 0.50 |
| Origi, D | LIV | £ 0.50 |
| Okazaki, S (TW1) | LEI | £ 0.50 |
| £ 12.00 |
In
Ben Mee – Burnley defender – £4m
Curtis Davies – Hull defender – £5m
Demarai Gray – Leicester City midfielder – £0.5m
Vincent Janssen – Spurs striker – £0.5m (bought from Two Goals One Cup)
Out
Daniel Ayala – Middlesborough defender – free
Memphis Depay – Manchester United midfielder – free
Sofiane Feghouli – West Ham midfielder – free
Shinji Okazaki – Leicester City striker – free
Formation: 4-4-2
Remaining budget: £4.5m
No changes.
Remaining budget: £4.5m
Manager: Jack
Nationality: Le Rosbif
International honours: 2006 Claudio Canniggia World Champions
Formation: 4-4-2
| Cech, P | CZE | £9m |
| Pique, G | ESP | £18m |
| Vertonghen, J | BEL | £10m |
| Glik, K | POL | £5m |
| Rami, A | FRA | £20m |
| Nani | POT | £13m |
| De Rossi, D | ITA | £1m |
| Lallana, A | ENG | £10m |
| Edwards, D | WAL | £10m |
| Walters, J | IRL | £0.5m |
| Seferovic, H | SUI | £3m |
| £99.5m |
Manager: Jack (Hampshire)
Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)
Home ground: South Hackney Caravan Park
Training facility: Any patch of grass that riles local residents
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 win (under review)
Kenna Index rating: 0.564 – 12th
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
Sympathies: Spurs
Darts music: I’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias
Season preview in one sentence:
| Elliot, R (TW2) | NEW | £?m |
| Reid, W | WHM | £4m |
| van Dijk, V (TW1) | SOT | £0.5m |
| Cameron, G (TW2) | STO | £?m |
| Koscielny, L | ARS | £10m |
| Sigurdsson, G | SWA | £12m |
| Lamela, E | TOT | £6m |
| Depay, M | MUN | £11m |
| Firmino, R | LIV | £18m |
| Adebayor, E (TW2) | CRY | £?m |
| Ighalo, O (TW1) | WAT | £20m |
| £?m |
In
McCarthy, A – Crystal Palace goalkeeper – £8m
van Dijk, V – Southampton defender – £0.5m
Ighalo, O – Watford striker – £20m
Out
Foster, B – West Brom goalkeeper – free
Pearson, J – Bramble defender – free
Ulloa, L – Leicester striker – free
Remaining budget: £1m
In
Elliot, R – Newcastle goalkeeper – £?m
Cameron, G – Stoke defender – £?m
Adebayor, E – Crystal Palace striker – £?m
Out
McCarthy, A – Crystal Palace goalkeeper – free
Cahill, G – Chelsea defender – free
Diouf, M – Stoke striker – free
Remaining budget: £?m
Manager: Jack (Hampshire)
Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)
Last season: 5th
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 win (under review)
Sympathies: Spurs
Darts music: I’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias
Season preview in one sentence: The Scum boss auctioned well, picking up a mixture of appearances and goals, so now is the time to knuckle down and avoid any ambiguous career discussions with his Nigerian striker.
| Hart, J | MCY | £10.00 |
| Clyne, N | SOT | £4.00 |
| Bellerin, H (TW2) | ARS | £5.00 |
| Konchesky, P (TW1) | LEI | £0.50 |
| Rojo, M (TW1) | MUN | £6.00 |
| Mirallas, K | EVE | £13.00 |
| McManaman, C (TW2) | WBA | £4.00 |
| Dembele, M (TW2) | TOT | £5.00 |
| Markovic, L (TW2) | LIV | £4.00 |
| Costa, D | CHE | £36.00 |
| Gayle, D (TW2) | CRY | £6.00 |
| £93.50m |
In
Pocognoli, S – defender, WBA – £0.50m
Konchesky – defender, LEI – £0.50m
Rojo – defender, MUN – £6m
Coquelin – midfielder, ARS – £10m (Bramble player)
Diame, M – midfielder, HUL – £6m
Crouch, P – striker, STO – £0.50m
Out
Collins, J – defender, WHU – £0m
Walker, K – defender, TOT – £0m
Santon, D – defender, NEW – £0m
Ozil – midfielder, ARS – £0.5m
Valencia, A – midfielder, MUN – £0m
Odemwingie – striker, STO, – £0m
Remaining budget: 10m
In
Bellerin, H – defender, ARS – £5m
McManaman, C – midfielder, WBA – £4m
Dembele, M – midfielder, TOT – £5m
Markovic, L – midfielder, LIV – £4m
Gayle, D – striker, CRY – £6m
Out
Pocognoli, S – defender, WBA – £0m
Coquelin, F – midfielder, ARS – £0m
Diame, M – midfielder, HUL – £0m
Allen, J – midfielder, LIV – £0m
Crouch, P – striker, STO – £0m
Remaining budget: £0m
Manager: Jack
Nationality: English
International honours: 2006 Claudio Caniggia World Cup winner
| Bravo, C – CHI – GK | £3.00 |
| Jagielka, P – ENG – DEF | £9.00 |
| Mertesacker, P – GER – DEF | £10.00 |
| Rodriguez, F – MEX – DEF | £11.00 |
| Pepe – POR – DEF | £3.00 |
| Paulinho – BRA – MID | £1.00 |
| De Rossi, D – ITA – MID | £10.00 |
| Rodriguez, C – URU – MID | £5.00 |
| Kagawa, S – JPN – MID | £2.00 |
| Torres, F – ESP – STR | £5.00 |
| Aguero, S – ARG – STR | £30.00 |
| £89.00 |
Manager: Jack (Hampshire)
Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)
Last season: 15th
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 win (under review)
Sympathies: Spurs
Darts music: I’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias
Outlook (on 29 August 2013): A true workhorse on the Kenna committee in producing the weekly spreadsheet, the Pikey Scum manager’s struggle to translate his enthusiasm for the league into success on the pitch has driven him to a cider-only diet. Since the validity of his 2006 World Cup tournament victory was called into question during last year’s ‘Kenna in the bag’ inquiry, a solitary Canesten Combi Cup win in 2008 is all to be found in the manager’s trophy cabinet. League form in particular is poor. The Hampshire man has languished in mid-table obscurity throughout his Kenna career.
Could he overcome eight hours on the jungle juice and use the auction to improve this season? Certainly Sturridge and Lambert are the most fashionable English strike partnership since Shearer and Owen, both scousers have started the campaign scoring goals. Joe Cole is enjoying a renaissance in east London, but how long until his familiar foes of injury and form catch up? Carrick, Sandro and Morrison are regular starters, yet workaday. More spectacular are Clichy, Azpilicueta and Jenkinson coming forward.
The Pikey Scum manager has been here before though: exciting prospects but he never can quite motivate them into a unit capable of winning the Kenna. Three Manager of the Month awards in seven years: must be the cider.
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| Ruddy, J | NOR | £4.5m |
| Clichy, G | MCY | £19m |
| Shawcross, R | STO | £15m |
| Parr, J | CRY | £0.5m |
| Koscielny, L | ARS | £2.5m |
| Morrison, J | WBA | £9m |
| Elmohamady, A | HUL | £0.5m |
| Willian | CHE | £10m |
| Cole, J | WHM | £0.5m |
| Sturridge, D | LIV | £38m |
| Lambert, R | SOT | £4.5m |
| £104m |
Starting budget: £12m, remaining budget: £2.5m, net loss: £9.5m
(Hyperlink denotes from/to which club players were bought/sold)
| Out | In | ||||||
| POS | Player | Team | Sold | POS | Player | Team | Paid |
| DEF | Azpilicueta, C | CHE | Free | DEF | Senderos, P | FUL | £2m |
| DEF | Jenkinson, C | ARS | £0.5m | DEF | Koscielny, L | ARS | £2.5m |
| MID | Sandro | TOT | Free | MID | Lamela, E | TOT | £5.5m |
| Out | In | ||||||
| POS | Player | Team | Sold | POS | Player | Team | Paid |
| DEF | Senderos, P | VAL | Free | DEF | Parr, J | CRY | £0.5m |
| DEF | Cole, J | WHU | Free | MID | Elmohamady, A | HUL | £0.5m |
| MID | Carrick, M | MUN | Free | MID | Willian | CHE | £10m |
