Category: Jack (charts and graphs)

Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Kenna League champions 2017/18, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review), Dmitri Kharine 2018 World Cup 2018 winner

Form
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th
2016/17 – 18th
2017/18 – 1st
2018/19 – 8th
2019/20 – 11th
2020/21 – 2nd

Sympathies: Spurs

Auction XI

Auction attendance: in the pub / absent, silent bidder / absent, complete autofill

GK	Robert Sánchez	BHA	£                   7.00
DEF	Rúben Dias	MCI	£                25.00
DEF	Antonio Rüdiger	CHE	£                   0.50
DEF	Conor Coady	WOL	£                   0.50
DEF	James Justin	LEI	£                   0.50
MID	Giovani Lo Celso	TOT	£                  6.00
MID	Paul Pogba	MUN	£                23.00
MID	Willian	ARS	£                   0.50
MID	Demarai Gray	EVE	£                   0.50
STR	Wesley	AVA	£                   0.50
STR	Bryan Mbeumo	BRE	£                   0.50
			£                64.50

Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Kenna League champions 2017/18, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review), Dmitri Kharine 2018 World Cup 2018 winner

Form
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th
2016/17 – 18th
2017/18 – 1st
2018/19 – 8th
2019/20 – 11th

Sympathies: Spurs

First transfer window

Lukasz Fabianski	WHU	£                     0.50
Thiago Silva	CHE	£                  14.00
Toby Alderweireld	TOT	£                    6.00
Yerry Mina	EVE	£                    4.00
Ben White	BHA	£                     0.50
Nicolas Pépé	ARS	£                    6.00
Mohamed Salah	LIV	£                    6.00
Kevin De Bruyne	MCI	£                 40.00
Youri Tielemans	LEI	£                     0.50
Ivan Cavaleiro	FUL	£                     0.50
Ollie Watkins	AVA	£                     0.50
		£                  78.50

Auction XI

Lukasz Fabianski	WHU	£                     0.50
Thiago Silva	CHE	£                  14.00
Toby Alderweireld	TOT	£                    6.00
Jack O’Connell	SHU	£                     0.50
Gary Cahill	CRY	£                     0.50
Nicolas Pépé	ARS	£                    6.00
Mohamed Salah	LIV	£                    6.00
Kevin De Bruyne	MCI	£                 40.00
Youri Tielemans	LEI	£                     0.50
Ivan Cavaleiro	FUL	£                     0.50
Ollie Watkins	AVA	£                     0.50
		£                  75.00

Manager: Jack (Hampshire)

Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)

Home ground: South Hackney Caravan Park

Training facility: Any patch of grass that riles local residents

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Kenna League champions 2017/18, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review), Dmitri Kharine 2018 World Cup 2018 winner

Form
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th
2016/17 – 18th
2017/18 – 1st

Sympathies: Spurs

Darts music: I’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias

Second transfer window – February 2019

Starting budget: £27m
Spend: £1.5m
Player sales:
Remaining budget:

Patricio, R	WLV	£5.00
Schindler, C	HUD	£0.50
Walker, K	MCY	£17.00
Clyne, N (TW2)	BOU	£0.50
Klavan, R (TW2)	LIV	£0.50
Walcott, T	EVE	£6.00
Iwobi, A	ARS	£0.50
Lanzini, M (TW2)	WHM	£0.50
Kante, N	CHE	£0.50
Kane, H	TOT	£40.00
Mitrovic, A	FUL	£22.00
		£93.00

First transfer window – October 2018

Starting budget: £17m
Spend: N/A
Player sales: N/A
Remaining budget: £17m

Patricio, R	WLV	£5.00
Schindler, C	HUD	£0.50
Walker, K	MCY	£17.00
Darmian, M	MUN	£0.50
Ward, S	BUR	£0.50
Walcott, T	EVE	£6.00
Iwobi, A	ARS	£0.50
Ox-Chamberlain, A	LIV	£0.50
Kante, N	CHE	£0.50
Kane, H	TOT	£40.00
Mitrovic, A	FUL	£22.00
		£93.00

Auction XI

Patricio, R	WLV	£5.00
Schindler, C	HUD	£0.50
Walker, K	MCY	£17.00
Darmian, M	MUN	£0.50
Ward, S	BUR	£0.50
Walcott, T	EVE	£6.00
Iwobi, A	ARS	£0.50
Ox-Chamberlain, A	LIV	£0.50
Kante, N	CHE	£0.50
Kane, H	TOT	£40.00
Mitrovic, A	FUL	£22.00
		£93.00

Manager: Jack (Hampshire)

Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)

Home ground: South Hackney Caravan Park

Training facility: Any patch of grass that riles local residents

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review)

Form
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th
2016/17 – 18th

Sympathies: Spurs

Darts music: I’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias

What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Oh dear, would you look at that midfield, and £8m on Bravo. There are some things even Harry Kane can’t do – 66/1

Second transfer window – Friday 4 February 2018
Remaining budget: £16m

Lossl, J (TW1)	HUD	£ 5.00
Azpilicueta, C	CHE	£18.00
Robertson, A (TW2)	LIV	£0.50
Monreal, N	ARS	£5.00
Dunk, L	BTN	£2.00
Townsend, A	CRY	£3.00
Ayew, J	SWA	£1.00
Boufal, S (TW2)	SOT	£0.50
Albrighton, M	LEI	£0.50
Rashford, M	MUN	£15.00
Kane, H	TOT	£40.00
		£90.5m

First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017
Remaining budget: £7m

Losl, J (TW1)	HUD	£ 5.00
Azpilicueta, C	CHE	£18.00
Lovren, D	LIV	£5.00
Monreal, N	ARS	£5.00
Dunk, L	BTN	£2.00
Townsend, A	CRY	£3.00
Ayew, A	WHM	£1.00
Shelvey, J	NEW	£0.50
Albrighton, M	LEI	£0.50
Rashford, M	MUN	£15.00
Kane, H	TOT	£40.00
		£95m

Auction XI (3-4-3)
Remaining budget: £2m

Bravo, C	MCY	£ 8.00
Azpilicueta, C	CHE	£18.00
Lovren, D	LIV	£5.00
Monreal, N	ARS	£5.00
Dunk, L	BTN	£2.00
Townsend, A	CRY	£3.00
Ayew, A	WHM	£1.00
Shelvey, J	NEW	£0.50
Albrighton, M	LEI	£0.50
Rashford, M	MUN	£15.00
Kane, H	TOT	£40.00
		£98.00

Manager: Jack (Hampshire)

Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)

Home ground: South Hackney Caravan Park

Training facility: Any patch of grass that riles local residents

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review)

Kenna Index rating: 0.564 – 12th
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th

Sympathies: Spurs

Darts music: I’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias

Remaining budget: £9.5m (did not attend auction, average remaining budget of manager who did)

Starting XI – August auction

Forster, F	SOT	£ 7.00
Ward, J	CRY	£ 0.50
Ayala, D (TW1)	MID	£ 0.50
Djilobodji, P	SUN	£ 0.50
Depay, M (TW1)	MUN	£ 0.50
Stanislas, J	BOU	£ 0.50
Gundogan, I	MCY	£ 0.50
Feghouli, S (TW1)	WHM	£ 0.50
Chadli, N	WBA	£ 0.50
Origi, D	LIV	£ 0.50
Okazaki, S (TW1)	LEI	£ 0.50
		£ 12.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (17th)

In
Ben Mee – Burnley defender – £4m
Curtis Davies – Hull defender – £5m
Demarai Gray – Leicester City midfielder – £0.5m
Vincent Janssen – Spurs striker – £0.5m (bought from Two Goals One Cup)

Out
Daniel Ayala – Middlesborough defender – free
Memphis Depay – Manchester United midfielder – free
Sofiane Feghouli – West Ham midfielder – free
Shinji Okazaki – Leicester City striker – free

Formation: 4-4-2
Remaining budget: £4.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017

No changes.

Remaining budget: £4.5m