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| Lukasz Fabianski | WHU | £ 0.50 |
| Thiago Silva | CHE | £ 14.00 |
| Toby Alderweireld | TOT | £ 6.00 |
| Jack O’Connell | SHU | £ 0.50 |
| Gary Cahill | CRY | £ 0.50 |
| Nicolas Pépé | ARS | £ 6.00 |
| Mohamed Salah | LIV | £ 6.00 |
| Kevin De Bruyne | MCI | £ 40.00 |
| Youri Tielemans | LEI | £ 0.50 |
| Ivan Cavaleiro | FUL | £ 0.50 |
| Ollie Watkins | AVA | £ 0.50 |
| £ 75.00 |
| Krul, T | NOR | £ 0.50 |
| Luiz, D | ARS | £ 8.00 |
| Cahill, G | CRY | £ 0.50 |
| Mina, Y | EVE | £ 0.50 |
| Mings, T | AVL | £ 1.00 |
| Martial, A | MUN | £ 22.00 |
| Redmond, N | SOT | £ 6.00 |
| Snodgrass, R | WHM | £ 0.50 |
| Lo Celso, G | TOT | £ 0.50 |
| Mousset, L | SHF | £ 0.50 |
| Solanke, D | BOU | £ 0.50 |
| £ 40.50 |
Manager: Jack (Hampshire)
Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)
Home ground: South Hackney Caravan Park
Training facility: Any patch of grass that riles local residents
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Kenna League champions 2017/18, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review), Dmitri Kharine 2018 World Cup 2018 winner
Form
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th
2016/17 – 18th
2017/18 – 1st
Sympathies: Spurs
Darts music: I’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias
Starting budget: £27m
Spend: £1.5m
Player sales:
Remaining budget:
| Patricio, R | WLV | £5.00 |
| Schindler, C | HUD | £0.50 |
| Walker, K | MCY | £17.00 |
| Clyne, N (TW2) | BOU | £0.50 |
| Klavan, R (TW2) | LIV | £0.50 |
| Walcott, T | EVE | £6.00 |
| Iwobi, A | ARS | £0.50 |
| Lanzini, M (TW2) | WHM | £0.50 |
| Kante, N | CHE | £0.50 |
| Kane, H | TOT | £40.00 |
| Mitrovic, A | FUL | £22.00 |
| £93.00 |
Starting budget: £17m
Spend: N/A
Player sales: N/A
Remaining budget: £17m
| Patricio, R | WLV | £5.00 |
| Schindler, C | HUD | £0.50 |
| Walker, K | MCY | £17.00 |
| Darmian, M | MUN | £0.50 |
| Ward, S | BUR | £0.50 |
| Walcott, T | EVE | £6.00 |
| Iwobi, A | ARS | £0.50 |
| Ox-Chamberlain, A | LIV | £0.50 |
| Kante, N | CHE | £0.50 |
| Kane, H | TOT | £40.00 |
| Mitrovic, A | FUL | £22.00 |
| £93.00 |
| Patricio, R | WLV | £5.00 |
| Schindler, C | HUD | £0.50 |
| Walker, K | MCY | £17.00 |
| Darmian, M | MUN | £0.50 |
| Ward, S | BUR | £0.50 |
| Walcott, T | EVE | £6.00 |
| Iwobi, A | ARS | £0.50 |
| Ox-Chamberlain, A | LIV | £0.50 |
| Kante, N | CHE | £0.50 |
| Kane, H | TOT | £40.00 |
| Mitrovic, A | FUL | £22.00 |
| £93.00 |
| Schmeichel, K | DEN | £ 0.50 |
| Godin, D | URU | £ 5.00 |
| Miranda | BRA | £ 0.50 |
| Mercado, G | ARG | £ 0.50 |
| Glik, K | POL | £ 0.50 |
| Sterling, R | ENG | £ 9.00 |
| Moutinho, J | POR | £ 0.50 |
| Honda, K | JPN | £ 0.50 |
| Werner, T | GER | £ 32.00 |
| Griezmann, A | FRA | £ 28.00 |
| Mertens, D | BEL | £ 0.50 |
| £ 77.50 |
Manager: Jack (Hampshire)
Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)
Home ground: South Hackney Caravan Park
Training facility: Any patch of grass that riles local residents
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review)
Form
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th
2016/17 – 18th
Sympathies: Spurs
Darts music: I’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias
What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Oh dear, would you look at that midfield, and £8m on Bravo. There are some things even Harry Kane can’t do – 66/1
| Lossl, J (TW1) | HUD | £ 5.00 |
| Azpilicueta, C | CHE | £18.00 |
| Robertson, A (TW2) | LIV | £0.50 |
| Monreal, N | ARS | £5.00 |
| Dunk, L | BTN | £2.00 |
| Townsend, A | CRY | £3.00 |
| Ayew, J | SWA | £1.00 |
| Boufal, S (TW2) | SOT | £0.50 |
| Albrighton, M | LEI | £0.50 |
| Rashford, M | MUN | £15.00 |
| Kane, H | TOT | £40.00 |
| £90.5m |
| Losl, J (TW1) | HUD | £ 5.00 |
| Azpilicueta, C | CHE | £18.00 |
| Lovren, D | LIV | £5.00 |
| Monreal, N | ARS | £5.00 |
| Dunk, L | BTN | £2.00 |
| Townsend, A | CRY | £3.00 |
| Ayew, A | WHM | £1.00 |
| Shelvey, J | NEW | £0.50 |
| Albrighton, M | LEI | £0.50 |
| Rashford, M | MUN | £15.00 |
| Kane, H | TOT | £40.00 |
| £95m |
| Bravo, C | MCY | £ 8.00 |
| Azpilicueta, C | CHE | £18.00 |
| Lovren, D | LIV | £5.00 |
| Monreal, N | ARS | £5.00 |
| Dunk, L | BTN | £2.00 |
| Townsend, A | CRY | £3.00 |
| Ayew, A | WHM | £1.00 |
| Shelvey, J | NEW | £0.50 |
| Albrighton, M | LEI | £0.50 |
| Rashford, M | MUN | £15.00 |
| Kane, H | TOT | £40.00 |
| £98.00 |
Manager: Jack (Hampshire)
Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)
Home ground: South Hackney Caravan Park
Training facility: Any patch of grass that riles local residents
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review)
Kenna Index rating: 0.564 – 12th
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th
Sympathies: Spurs
Darts music: I’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias
Remaining budget: £9.5m (did not attend auction, average remaining budget of manager who did)
| Forster, F | SOT | £ 7.00 |
| Ward, J | CRY | £ 0.50 |
| Ayala, D (TW1) | MID | £ 0.50 |
| Djilobodji, P | SUN | £ 0.50 |
| Depay, M (TW1) | MUN | £ 0.50 |
| Stanislas, J | BOU | £ 0.50 |
| Gundogan, I | MCY | £ 0.50 |
| Feghouli, S (TW1) | WHM | £ 0.50 |
| Chadli, N | WBA | £ 0.50 |
| Origi, D | LIV | £ 0.50 |
| Okazaki, S (TW1) | LEI | £ 0.50 |
| £ 12.00 |
In
Ben Mee – Burnley defender – £4m
Curtis Davies – Hull defender – £5m
Demarai Gray – Leicester City midfielder – £0.5m
Vincent Janssen – Spurs striker – £0.5m (bought from Two Goals One Cup)
Out
Daniel Ayala – Middlesborough defender – free
Memphis Depay – Manchester United midfielder – free
Sofiane Feghouli – West Ham midfielder – free
Shinji Okazaki – Leicester City striker – free
Formation: 4-4-2
Remaining budget: £4.5m
No changes.
Remaining budget: £4.5m
Manager: Jack
Nationality: Le Rosbif
International honours: 2006 Claudio Canniggia World Champions
Formation: 4-4-2
| Cech, P | CZE | £9m |
| Pique, G | ESP | £18m |
| Vertonghen, J | BEL | £10m |
| Glik, K | POL | £5m |
| Rami, A | FRA | £20m |
| Nani | POT | £13m |
| De Rossi, D | ITA | £1m |
| Lallana, A | ENG | £10m |
| Edwards, D | WAL | £10m |
| Walters, J | IRL | £0.5m |
| Seferovic, H | SUI | £3m |
| £99.5m |
Manager: Jack (Hampshire)
Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)
Home ground: South Hackney Caravan Park
Training facility: Any patch of grass that riles local residents
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 win (under review)
Kenna Index rating: 0.564 – 12th
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
Sympathies: Spurs
Darts music: I’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias
Season preview in one sentence:
| Elliot, R (TW2) | NEW | £?m |
| Reid, W | WHM | £4m |
| van Dijk, V (TW1) | SOT | £0.5m |
| Cameron, G (TW2) | STO | £?m |
| Koscielny, L | ARS | £10m |
| Sigurdsson, G | SWA | £12m |
| Lamela, E | TOT | £6m |
| Depay, M | MUN | £11m |
| Firmino, R | LIV | £18m |
| Adebayor, E (TW2) | CRY | £?m |
| Ighalo, O (TW1) | WAT | £20m |
| £?m |
In
McCarthy, A – Crystal Palace goalkeeper – £8m
van Dijk, V – Southampton defender – £0.5m
Ighalo, O – Watford striker – £20m
Out
Foster, B – West Brom goalkeeper – free
Pearson, J – Bramble defender – free
Ulloa, L – Leicester striker – free
Remaining budget: £1m
In
Elliot, R – Newcastle goalkeeper – £?m
Cameron, G – Stoke defender – £?m
Adebayor, E – Crystal Palace striker – £?m
Out
McCarthy, A – Crystal Palace goalkeeper – free
Cahill, G – Chelsea defender – free
Diouf, M – Stoke striker – free
Remaining budget: £?m
Manager: Jack (Hampshire)
Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)
Last season: 5th
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 win (under review)
Sympathies: Spurs
Darts music: I’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias
Season preview in one sentence: The Scum boss auctioned well, picking up a mixture of appearances and goals, so now is the time to knuckle down and avoid any ambiguous career discussions with his Nigerian striker.
| Hart, J | MCY | £10.00 |
| Clyne, N | SOT | £4.00 |
| Bellerin, H (TW2) | ARS | £5.00 |
| Konchesky, P (TW1) | LEI | £0.50 |
| Rojo, M (TW1) | MUN | £6.00 |
| Mirallas, K | EVE | £13.00 |
| McManaman, C (TW2) | WBA | £4.00 |
| Dembele, M (TW2) | TOT | £5.00 |
| Markovic, L (TW2) | LIV | £4.00 |
| Costa, D | CHE | £36.00 |
| Gayle, D (TW2) | CRY | £6.00 |
| £93.50m |
In
Pocognoli, S – defender, WBA – £0.50m
Konchesky – defender, LEI – £0.50m
Rojo – defender, MUN – £6m
Coquelin – midfielder, ARS – £10m (Bramble player)
Diame, M – midfielder, HUL – £6m
Crouch, P – striker, STO – £0.50m
Out
Collins, J – defender, WHU – £0m
Walker, K – defender, TOT – £0m
Santon, D – defender, NEW – £0m
Ozil – midfielder, ARS – £0.5m
Valencia, A – midfielder, MUN – £0m
Odemwingie – striker, STO, – £0m
Remaining budget: 10m
In
Bellerin, H – defender, ARS – £5m
McManaman, C – midfielder, WBA – £4m
Dembele, M – midfielder, TOT – £5m
Markovic, L – midfielder, LIV – £4m
Gayle, D – striker, CRY – £6m
Out
Pocognoli, S – defender, WBA – £0m
Coquelin, F – midfielder, ARS – £0m
Diame, M – midfielder, HUL – £0m
Allen, J – midfielder, LIV – £0m
Crouch, P – striker, STO – £0m
Remaining budget: £0m
Manager: Jack
Nationality: English
International honours: 2006 Claudio Caniggia World Cup winner
| Bravo, C – CHI – GK | £3.00 |
| Jagielka, P – ENG – DEF | £9.00 |
| Mertesacker, P – GER – DEF | £10.00 |
| Rodriguez, F – MEX – DEF | £11.00 |
| Pepe – POR – DEF | £3.00 |
| Paulinho – BRA – MID | £1.00 |
| De Rossi, D – ITA – MID | £10.00 |
| Rodriguez, C – URU – MID | £5.00 |
| Kagawa, S – JPN – MID | £2.00 |
| Torres, F – ESP – STR | £5.00 |
| Aguero, S – ARG – STR | £30.00 |
| £89.00 |
