Pikey Scum 2020/21

Lukasz FabianskiWHU £                     0.50
Thiago SilvaCHE £                  14.00
Toby AlderweireldTOT £                    6.00
Jack O’ConnellSHU £                     0.50
Gary CahillCRY £                     0.50
Nicolas PépéARS £                    6.00
Mohamed SalahLIV £                    6.00
Kevin De BruyneMCI £                 40.00
Youri TielemansLEI £                     0.50
Ivan CavaleiroFUL £                     0.50
Ollie WatkinsAVA £                     0.50
   £                  75.00
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Pikey Scum 2019/20

Krul, TNOR £                     0.50
Luiz, DARS £                    8.00
Cahill, GCRY £                     0.50
Mina, YEVE £                     0.50
Mings, TAVL £                     1.00
Martial, AMUN £                 22.00
Redmond, NSOT £                    6.00
Snodgrass, RWHM £                     0.50
Lo Celso, GTOT £                     0.50
Mousset, LSHF £                     0.50
Solanke, DBOU £                     0.50
   £                  40.50
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Pikey Scum 2018/19

Jack
Maiden trophy: The Pikey Scum manager

Manager: Jack (Hampshire)

Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)

Home ground: South Hackney Caravan Park

Training facility: Any patch of grass that riles local residents

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Kenna League champions 2017/18, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review), Dmitri Kharine 2018 World Cup 2018 winner

Form
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th
2016/17 – 18th
2017/18 – 1st

Sympathies: Spurs

Darts musicI’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias

Second transfer window – February 2019

Starting budget: £27m
Spend: £1.5m
Player sales:
Remaining budget:

Patricio, R WLV  £5.00
Schindler, C HUD  £0.50
Walker, K MCY  £17.00
Clyne, N (TW2) BOU  £0.50
Klavan, R (TW2) LIV  £0.50
Walcott, T EVE  £6.00
Iwobi, A ARS  £0.50
Lanzini, M (TW2) WHM  £0.50
Kante, N CHE  £0.50
Kane, H TOT  £40.00
Mitrovic, A FUL  £22.00
 £93.00

First transfer window – October 2018

Starting budget: £17m
Spend: N/A
Player sales: N/A
Remaining budget: £17m

Patricio, R WLV £5.00
Schindler, C HUD  £0.50
Walker, K MCY  £17.00
Darmian, M MUN  £0.50
Ward, S BUR  £0.50
Walcott, T EVE  £6.00
Iwobi, A ARS  £0.50
Ox-Chamberlain, A LIV  £0.50
Kante, N CHE  £0.50
Kane, H TOT  £40.00
Mitrovic, A FUL  £22.00
 £93.00

Auction XI

Patricio, R WLV £5.00
Schindler, C HUD  £0.50
Walker, K MCY  £17.00
Darmian, M MUN  £0.50
Ward, S BUR  £0.50
Walcott, T EVE  £6.00
Iwobi, A ARS  £0.50
Ox-Chamberlain, A LIV  £0.50
Kante, N CHE  £0.50
Kane, H TOT  £40.00
Mitrovic, A FUL  £22.00
 £93.00
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Pikov Scuminov

Schmeichel, K DEN  £                     0.50
Godin, D URU  £                     5.00
Miranda BRA  £                     0.50
Mercado, G ARG  £                     0.50
Glik, K POL  £                     0.50
Sterling, R ENG  £                    9.00
Moutinho, J POR  £                     0.50
Honda, K JPN  £                     0.50
Werner, T GER  £                  32.00
Griezmann, A FRA  £                 28.00
Mertens, D BEL  £                     0.50
 £                   77.50
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Pikey Scum 2017/18

Jack
Solitary cup win: The Pikey Scum manager

Manager: Jack (Hampshire)

Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)

Home ground: South Hackney Caravan Park

Training facility: Any patch of grass that riles local residents

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review)

Form
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th
2016/17 – 18th

Sympathies: Spurs

Darts musicI’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias

What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: Oh dear, would you look at that midfield, and £8m on Bravo. There are some things even Harry Kane can’t do – 66/1

Second transfer window – Friday 4 February 2018
Remaining budget: £16m

Lossl, J (TW1) HUD  £ 5.00
Azpilicueta, C CHE  £18.00
Robertson, A (TW2) LIV  £0.50
Monreal, N ARS  £5.00
Dunk, L BTN  £2.00
Townsend, A CRY  £3.00
Ayew, J SWA  £1.00
Boufal, S (TW2) SOT  £0.50
Albrighton, M LEI  £0.50
Rashford, M MUN  £15.00
Kane, H TOT  £40.00
 £90.5m

First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017
Remaining budget: £7m

Losl, J (TW1) HUD  £ 5.00
Azpilicueta, C CHE  £18.00
Lovren, D LIV  £5.00
Monreal, N ARS  £5.00
Dunk, L BTN  £2.00
Townsend, A CRY  £3.00
Ayew, A WHM  £1.00
Shelvey, J NEW  £0.50
Albrighton, M LEI  £0.50
Rashford, M MUN  £15.00
Kane, H TOT  £40.00
     £95m

Auction XI (3-4-3)
Remaining budget: £2m

Bravo, C MCY  £ 8.00
Azpilicueta, C CHE  £18.00
Lovren, D LIV  £5.00
Monreal, N ARS  £5.00
Dunk, L BTN  £2.00
Townsend, A CRY  £3.00
Ayew, A WHM  £1.00
Shelvey, J NEW  £0.50
Albrighton, M LEI  £0.50
Rashford, M MUN  £15.00
Kane, H TOT  £40.00
     £98.00
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Pikey Scum 2016/17

Jack
Cup specialist: The Pikey Scum manager

Manager: Jack (Hampshire)

Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)

Home ground: South Hackney Caravan Park

Training facility: Any patch of grass that riles local residents

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Narcozep Cup winner 2016, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 winner (under review)

Kenna Index rating: 0.564 – 12th
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th
2015/16 – 6th

Sympathies: Spurs

Darts musicI’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias

Remaining budget: £9.5m (did not attend auction, average remaining budget of manager who did)

Starting XI – August auction

Forster, F SOT £ 7.00
Ward, J CRY £ 0.50
Ayala, D (TW1) MID £ 0.50
Djilobodji, P SUN £ 0.50
Depay, M (TW1) MUN £ 0.50
Stanislas, J BOU £ 0.50
Gundogan, I MCY £ 0.50
Feghouli, S (TW1) WHM £ 0.50
Chadli, N WBA £ 0.50
Origi, D LIV £ 0.50
Okazaki, S (TW1) LEI £ 0.50
£ 12.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (17th)

In
Ben Mee – Burnley defender – £4m
Curtis Davies – Hull defender – £5m
Demarai Gray – Leicester City midfielder – £0.5m
Vincent Janssen – Spurs striker – £0.5m (bought from Two Goals One Cup)

Out
Daniel Ayala – Middlesborough defender – free
Memphis Depay – Manchester United midfielder – free
Sofiane Feghouli – West Ham midfielder – free
Shinji Okazaki – Leicester City striker – free

Formation: 4-4-2
Remaining budget: £4.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017

No changes.

Remaining budget: £4.5m

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Up Yours Delors

Manager: Jack

Nationality: Le Rosbif

International honours: 2006 Claudio Canniggia World Champions

Formation: 4-4-2

Cech, P CZE £9m
Pique, G ESP £18m
Vertonghen, J BEL £10m
Glik, K POL £5m
Rami, A FRA £20m
Nani POT £13m
De Rossi, D ITA £1m
Lallana, A ENG £10m
Edwards, D WAL £10m
Walters, J IRL £0.5m
Seferovic, H SUI £3m
£99.5m

 

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Pikey Scum 2015/16

Jack
Solitary cup win: The Pikey Scum manager

Manager: Jack (Hampshire)

Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)

Home ground: South Hackney Caravan Park

Training facility: Any patch of grass that riles local residents

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 win (under review)

Kenna Index rating: 0.564 – 12th
2005/06 – 7th
2007/08 – 8th
2008/09 – 8th
2009/10 – 7th
2010/11 – 5th
2011/12 – 7th
2012/13 – 15th
2013/14 – 5th
2014/15 – 13th

Sympathies: Spurs

Darts musicI’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias

Season preview in one sentence:

Elliot, R (TW2) NEW £?m
Reid, W WHM £4m
van Dijk, V (TW1) SOT £0.5m
Cameron, G (TW2) STO £?m
Koscielny, L ARS £10m
Sigurdsson, G SWA £12m
Lamela, E TOT £6m
Depay, M MUN £11m
Firmino, R LIV £18m
Adebayor, E (TW2) CRY £?m
Ighalo, O (TW1) WAT £20m
£?m

First transfer window – Friday 2 October 2015

In
McCarthy, A – Crystal Palace goalkeeper – £8m
van Dijk, V – Southampton defender – £0.5m
Ighalo, O – Watford striker – £20m

Out
Foster, B – West Brom goalkeeper – free
Pearson, J – Bramble defender – free
Ulloa, L – Leicester striker – free

Remaining budget: £1m

Second transfer window – Friday 5 February 2016

In
Elliot, R – Newcastle goalkeeper – £?m
Cameron, G – Stoke defender – £?m
Adebayor, E – Crystal Palace striker – £?m

Out
McCarthy, A – Crystal Palace goalkeeper – free
Cahill, G – Chelsea defender – free
Diouf, M – Stoke striker – free

Remaining budget: £?m

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Pikey Scum 2014/15

Jack
Solitary cup win: The Pikey Scum manager

Manager: Jack (Hampshire)

Since: 2005 (co-founder and committee member – charts and graphs)

Last season: 5th

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2008, Claudio Caniggia World Cup 2006 win (under review)

Sympathies: Spurs

Darts musicI’m A Pikey – Enrique Iglesias

Season preview in one sentence: The Scum boss auctioned well, picking up a mixture of appearances and goals, so now is the time to knuckle down and avoid any ambiguous career discussions with his Nigerian striker.

Hart, J MCY  £10.00 
Clyne, N SOT  £4.00 
Bellerin, H (TW2) ARS  £5.00 
Konchesky, P (TW1) LEI  £0.50 
Rojo, M (TW1) MUN  £6.00 
Mirallas, K EVE  £13.00 
McManaman, C (TW2) WBA  £4.00 
Dembele, M (TW2) TOT  £5.00 
Markovic, L (TW2) LIV  £4.00 
Costa, D CHE  £36.00 
Gayle, D (TW2) CRY  £6.00 
 £93.50m

First transfer window – Friday 17 October 2014

In
Pocognoli, S – defender, WBA – £0.50m
Konchesky – defender, LEI – £0.50m
Rojo – defender, MUN – £6m
Coquelin – midfielder, ARS – £10m (Bramble player)
Diame, M – midfielder, HUL – £6m
Crouch, P – striker, STO – £0.50m

Out
Collins, J – defender, WHU – £0m
Walker, K – defender, TOT – £0m
Santon, D – defender, NEW – £0m
Ozil – midfielder, ARS – £0.5m
Valencia, A – midfielder, MUN – £0m
Odemwingie – striker, STO, – £0m

Remaining budget: 10m

Second transfer window – Saturday 7 February 2015

In
Bellerin, H – defender, ARS – £5m
McManaman, C – midfielder, WBA – £4m
Dembele, M – midfielder, TOT – £5m
Markovic, L – midfielder, LIV – £4m
Gayle, D – striker, CRY – £6m

Out
Pocognoli, S – defender, WBA – £0m
Coquelin, F – midfielder, ARS – £0m
Diame, M – midfielder, HUL – £0m
Allen, J – midfielder, LIV – £0m
Crouch, P – striker, STO – £0m

Remaining budget: £0m

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Christopher Samba School

Manager: Jack

Nationality: English

International honours: 2006 Claudio Caniggia World Cup winner

Bravo, C – CHI – GK  £3.00 
Jagielka, P – ENG – DEF  £9.00 
Mertesacker, P – GER – DEF  £10.00 
Rodriguez, F – MEX – DEF  £11.00 
Pepe – POR – DEF  £3.00 
Paulinho – BRA – MID  £1.00 
De Rossi, D – ITA – MID  £10.00 
Rodriguez, C – URU – MID  £5.00 
Kagawa, S – JPN – MID  £2.00 
Torres, F – ESP – STR  £5.00 
Aguero, S – ARG – STR  £30.00 
 £89.00 
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