Dulwich Red Sox

Manager: Luke

Nationality: Le Rosbif

International honours: none

Formation: 3-4-3

Mignolet, S BEL £0.5m
Barzagli, A ITA £0.5m
Dragovic, A AUT £0.5m
Mangala, E FRA £0.5m
Johnson, A* HMP Leeds £10m
Sanches, R POT £0.5m
Shirokov, R RUS £0.5m
Silva, D ESP £22m
Sturridge, D ENG £13m
Stancu, B RMN £3m
Podolski, L GER £0.5m
£51.5m

*Given the opportunity to pay for a lucky dip of Zlatan, Ronaldo and Adam Johnson, the manager paid £10 of his budget only to draw the latter.

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Dulwich Red Sox 2013/14

Luke
Identity crisis: The Dulwich Red Sox manager

Manager: Luke (Shropshire)

Twitter name: @Lurliner

Since: 2011

Last season: Did not enter

Trophy cabinet: empty (best finish – 13th in 2011/12)

Sympathies: Liverpool

Darts music: Rat Rapping – Roland Rat (featuring Kevin the Gerbil)

Outlook (on 13 September 2013): There’s something from the hip about the Dulwich Red Sox manager’s approach not just to the Kenna, but to life. Like a whirlwind he entered the competitive arena of last month’s auction – tail up, nose twitching, giving it the Barry – looking to buy any players he liked the sound of to build his smash and grab team. It didn’t work two seasons ago when the manager was in charge of the Lurliners and, like the DRS cricketing namesake, it’s still not the finished solution.

Dimitar Berbatov is one of the best striker’s around, five per cent of the time, and will not reflect his £24m price tag as well as Oscar. Osman’s a steady buy, Milner’s more part-time workhorse than creative show pony and Giggs – how long until age or another failed superinjunction catch up with him? Reid and Lowton are regular starters, but Martin Skrtel’s future hangs in the balance and Thomas Vermaelen is a shade of the former goal-scoring self who came to the Kenna four years ago. Freidel’s one appearance of the season will be on the Match of the Day 2 sofa.

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Friedel, B TOT £0.5m
Lowton, M AVL £8m
Reid, W WHM £8.5m
Skrtel, M LIV £12m
Vermaelen, T ARS £5.5m
Milner, J MCY £5m
Osman, L EVE £11m
Oscar CHE £24m
Giggs, R MUN £1m
Berbatov, D MON £24m
Fletcher, S SUN £0.5m
£100m

First transfer window – 5 October 2013

Did not attend. League membership under review.

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Lurliners (second window)

Lurliners made no transfers in the second window

Manager: Mr Luke Jones (ENG)

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: empty

Sympathies: Liverpool

Howard, T EVE £9m
Gibbs, K ARS £6m
Enrique, J LIV £5m
Taylor, S NEW £9m
Collins, J AVL £8m
Young, A MUN £17.5m
Modric, L TOT £13m
Muamba, F BOL £0.5m
Johnson, B NOR £2.5m
Di Santo, F WIG £11m
Fletcher, S WLV £0.5m
£82m
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Lurliners (first window)

Manager: Mr Luke Jones (ENG)

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: empty

Sympathies: Liverpool

Howard, T EVE £9m
Gibbs, K ARS £6m
Enrique, J LIV £5m
Taylor, S NEW £9m
Collins, J AVL £8m
Young, A MUN £17.5m
Modric, L TOT £13m
Muamba, F BOL £0.5m
Johnson, B NOR £2.5m
Di Santo, F WIG £11m
Fletcher, S WLV £0.5m
£82m
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Lurliners

Manager: Mr Luke Jones (ENG)

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: empty

Sympathies: Liverpool

Howard, T EVE £9m
Gibbs, K ARS £6m
Ivanovic, B CHE £12m
Zabaleta, P MCY £6.5m
Collins, J AVL £8m
Young, A MUN £17.5m
Modric, L TOT £13m
Muamba, F BOL £0.5m
Rodriguez, M LIV £4m
Dong-Won, J (B) SUN £0.5m
Doyle, K WLV £8.5m
£85.5m
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