Managers – Page 2 – The Jeff Kenna League

Barry Town 2021/22

Since: 2018

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
2018/19 – 12th
2019/20 – 4th
2020/21 – 6th

Sympathies: Liverpool

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / absent, silent bidder / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Kasper Schmeichel	LEI	£ 16.00
DEF	Trent Alexander-Arnold	LIV	£ 25.00
DEF	Willy Boly	WOL	£ 0.50
DEF	Héctor Bellerín	ARS	£ 0.50
DEF	Ashley Young	AVA	£ 0.50
MID	Mason Mount	CHE	£ 29.00
MID	Lucas Moura	TOT	£ 0.50
MID	Eberechi Eze	CRY	£ 0.50
MID	Ashley Westwood	BUR	£ 0.50
STR	Gabriel Jesus	MCI	£ 0.50
STR	Joelinton	NEW	£ 0.50
			£ 74.00

Thieving Magpies 2021/22

Since: 2005 (co founder)

Trophy cabinet: 2016/17 league winner

Form
2005/06 – 3rd
2006/07 – 2nd
2007/08 – 11th
2008/09 – 5th
2009/10 – 11th
2010/11 – 7th
2011/12 – 18th (relegated)
2012/13 – 4th
2013/14 – 2nd
2014/15 – 14th
2015/16 – 9th
2016/17 – 1st
2017/18 – 9th
2018/19 – 5th
2019/20 – 16th
2020/21 – 9th

Sympathies: Notts County

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / ~~absent, silent bidder~~ / absent, complete autofill

GK	Wayne Hennessey	BUR	£ 0.50
DEF	Alex Telles	MUN	£ 0.50
DEF	Matthew Cash	AVA	£ 0.50
DEF	Nathan Aké	MCI	£ 0.50
DEF	Jan Bednarek	SOU	£ 0.50
MID	Hakim Ziyech	CHE	£ 0.50
MID	Saïd Benrahma	WHU	£ 0.50
MID	Alex Iwobi	EVE	£ 0.50
MID	Josh Dasilva	BRE	£ 0.50
STR	Roberto Firmino	LIV	£ 0.50
STR	João Pedro	WAT	£ 0.50
			£ 5.50

Cuddington Reverse Cowboys 2021/22

Badger — The Cuddington Reverse Cowboys manager

Since: 2010

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 8th in 2010/11)

Kenna Index rating: N/A
2010/11 – 8th
2012/13 – 19th (relegated)
2015/16 – 7th
2016/17 – 10th
2017/18 – 13th
2018/19 – 15th
2019/20 – 19th (relegated)
2020/21 – 12th

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / absent, silent bidder / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Vicente Guaita	CRY	£ 0.50
DEF	Kyle Walker	MCI	£ 11.00
DEF	Sergio Reguilón	TOT	£ 0.50
DEF	Romain Saïss	WOL	£ 0.50
DEF	Kyle Walker-Peters	SOU	£ 0.50
MID	Gylfi Sigurdsson	EVE	£ 0.50
MID	Stuart Dallas	LEE	£ 0.50
MID	Fabinho	LIV	£ 0.50
MID	Marcus Rashford	MUN	£ 30.00
STR	Tammy Abraham	CHE	£ 0.50
STR	Jamie Vardy	LEI	£ 30.00
			£ 75.00

Craft Beer Wankers 2021/22

Since: 2010

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winner 2012/13

Form
2010/11 – 14th
2011/12 – 5th
2012/13 – 8th
2013/14 – 21st (relegated)
2014/15 – 20th (relegated)
2015/16 – 16th
2016/17 – 5th
2017/18 – 18th
2018/19 – 20th (relegated)
2019/20 – 22nd (relegated)
2020/21 – 17th

Sympathies: Arsenal

Auction XI

Auction attendance: ~~in the pub~~ / absent, silent bidder / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Jordan Pickford	EVE	£ 0.50
DEF	Victor Lindelöf	MUN	£ 0.50
DEF	Çaglar Söyüncü	LEI	£ 0.50
DEF	Luke Ayling	LEE	£ 0.50
DEF	Ben Davies	TOT	£ 0.50
MID	Bukayo Saka	ARS	£ 20.00
MID	Riyad Mahrez	MCI	£ 0.50
MID	Ryan Fraser	NEW	£ 0.50
MID	Callum Hudson-Odoi	CHE	£ 0.50
STR	Ivan Toney	BRE	£ 16.00
STR	Ollie Watkins	AVA	£ 18.00
			£ 58.00

Molesey Massive 2021/22

Since: 2021

Trophy cabinet: Empty

Form
Debut season

Sympathies: Luton Town

Auction XI

Auction attendance: in the pub / ~~absent, silent bidder~~ / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Fabianski	WHU	0.5
DF	Laporte	MCY	0.5
DF	Shaw	MUN	0.5
DF	Semedo	WLV	6
DF	Targett	AVL	0.5
MF	Salah	LIV	42
MF	Son	TOT	31
MF	Ayoze P	LEi	0.5
MF	Pulisic	CHE	0.5
ST	Pukki	NOR	3
ST	Lacazette	ARS	0.5
		Total	£85.5m

Dynamo Charlton 2021/22

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: Champions 2019/20, Olisadebe Euro 2012 winner

Form
2011/12 – 6th
2012/13 – 6th
2013/14 – 12th
2014/15 – 15th
2015/16 – 4th
2016/17 – 15th
2017/18 – 10th
2018/19 – 18th
2019/20 – 1st
2020/21 – 11th

Sympathies: Charlton Athletic

Auction XI

Auction attendance: in the pub / ~~absent, silent bidder~~ / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Jose Sa	WLV	0.5
DF	Wan-Bissaka	MUN	5
DF	Dunk	BRI	5
DF	White B	ARS	8
DF	Coufal	WHU	0.5
MF	Foden	MCY	8
MF	Maddison	LEI	9
MF	Mane	LIV	30
MF	Saar	WAT	0.5
ST	Werner	CHE	7
ST	Wilson	NEW	3
		Total	£76.5m

Clotted Cream First 2021/22

Bungle — The Clotted Cream First manager

Since: 2018

Trophy cabinet: Cup winners 2019 and 2020

Form
2018/19 – 6th
2019/20 – 12th
2020/21 – 5th

Sympathies: Exeter City

Auction XI

Auction attendance: in the pub / ~~absent, silent bidder~~ / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Mendy	CHE	0.5
DF	Mee	BUR	0.5
DF	Mings	AVl	0.5
DF	Coleman	EVE	0.5
DF	Cresswell	WHU	4
MF	Raphinia	LEE	24
MF	Bruno F	MUN	22
MF	Tielemens	LEI	9
MF	Traore	WLV	0.5
ST	Kane	TOT	7
ST	Torres F	MCY	6
		Total	£74.5m

FC Testiculadew 2021/22

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: 2013/14 and 2011/12 league and cup double, 2014 Emerson World Cup winner

Form
2011/12 – 1st
2012/13 – 2nd
2013/14 – 1st
2014/15 – 7th
2015/16 – 8th
2016/17 – 2nd
2017/18 – 14th
2018/19 – 17th
2019/20 – 10th
2020/21 – 4th

Sympathies: Everton

Auction XI

Auction attendance: in the pub / ~~absent, silent bidder~~ / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Martinez	AVL	5
DF	Maguire	MUN	5
DF	Chilwell	CHE	9
DF	Romero	TOT	5
DF	Konate	LIV	0.5
MF	Sterling	MCY	13
MF	Zaha	CRY	7
MF	Bowen	WHY	0.5
MF	JWP	SOT	10
ST	DCL	EVE	12
ST	Auba	ARS	19
		Total	£86m

Cowley Casuals 2021/22

Stuart Hazell — The Cowley Casuals manager

Since: 2012

Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winners 2015

Form
2012/13 – 17th
2014/15 – 2nd
2015/16 – 12th
2016/17 – 7th
2017/18 – 16th
2018/19 – 10th
2019/20 – 8th
2020/21 – 10th

Sympathies: Wolves

Auction XI

Auction attendance: in the pub / ~~absent, silent bidder~~ / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

GK	Leno	ARS	0.5
DF	VVD	LIV	26
DF	Fofana	LEI	0.5
DF	Doherty	TOT	0.5
DF	James	CHE	0.5
MF	Buendia	VIL	13
MF	Sancho	MUN	20
MF	Grealish	MCY	11
MF	Gallagher	CRY	0.5
ST	Jiminez	WLV	0.5
ST	Wood	BUR	0.5
		Total	£73.5m

Chairman’s XI – 2021/22

Since: 2005 (co-founder and chairman)

Trophy cabinet
Champions 2005/06
Canesten Combi Cup winner 2006
Treble in 2009/2010 (league, cup, Dr Khumalo World Cup 2010)
Narcozep Cup winner 2017
Euros Super League winner 2020+1

Form
2005/06 – 1st
2006/07 – 3rd
2007/08 – 7th
2008/09 – 9th
2009/10 – 1st
2010/11 – 4th
2011/12 – 16th
2012/13 – 18th (relegated)
2013/14 – 10th
2014/15 – 11th
2015/16 – 11th
2016/17 – 13th (cup winner)
2017/18 – 15th
2018/19 – 11th
2019/20 – 3rd
2020/21 – 7th

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

Auction XI

Auction attendance: in the pub / ~~absent, silent bidder~~ / ~~absent, complete autofill~~

	Player	Club	Value
GK	Allison	LIV	11
DF	Stones	MCY	5
DF	Castagne	LEI	3
DF	Tierney	ARS	5
DF	Keane	EVE	2
MF	Jorginho	CHE	0.5
MF	Soucek	WHU	8
MF	Harrison	LEE	0.5
MF	Moutinho	WLV	0.5
ST	Cavani	MUN	21
ST	Adams	SOT	0.5
		Total	£57m