Cowley Casuals 2014/15

Stu manager pic
Buckets of potential: The Cowley Casuals manager

Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)

Twitter name@sfinch100

Since: 2012

Last season: Did not enter

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league finish – 17th in 2012/13)

Sympathies: Wolves

Darts music: Menergy – Patrick Cowley

Season preview in one sentence: Returning to the Kenna after a season off, the manager has assembled a competent side most likely to be undone by squad rotation.

Forster, F SOT  £                0.50
Caulker, S QPR  £                4.00
Lescott, J WBA  £                2.00
Jenkinson, C WHM  £                4.00
van Aanholt, P (TW1) SUN  £                5.00
Bolasie, Y CRY  £                2.00
Milner, J (TW1) MCY  £                0.50
Willian CHE  £                8.00
di Maria, A (TW1) MUN  £               20.00
Lukaku, R EVE  £             10.00
Ulloa, L (TW1) LEI  £                9.00
     £             65.00m

First transfer window – Friday 17 October 2014

In 
van Aanholt, P – defender, SUN – £5m
Milner, J – midfielder, MCY – £0.5m
di Maria, A – midfielder, MUN – £20m
Ulloa, L – striker, LEI – £9m

Out
Naughton, K – defender, TOT – £0m
Coutinho, P – midfielder, LIV – £7m
Ince, T – midfielder, HUL – £0m
Ings, D – striker, BUR – £0m

Remaining budget: £13.5m

Second transfer window – Saturday 7 February 2015

No transfers.

Remaining budget: £13.5m

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Hairy Fadjeetas 2014/15

Aiden
Wheeler dealer: The Hairy Fadjeetas manager

Manager: Aiden (Yorkshire)

Since: 2011

Last season: 13th

Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league position – 9th in 2012/13)

Sympathies: Sheffield Wednesday

Darts musicThe Vag1na Song

Season preview in one sentence: Creativity in midfield, but severely limited striking options and the Scottish Cafu in defence will leave title challenge hopes stranded in the bush.

Mignolet, S LIV  £                6.00
Taylor, N SWA  £                0.50
Mangala, E MCY  £                0.50
Rosenior, L HUL  £                0.50
Hutton, A AVL  £                0.50
Barkley, R EVE  £             10.00
Oxlade-Chamberlain, A ARS  £             10.00
Hazard, E CHE  £             23.00
Amalfitano, M (TW2) WHU  £               0.50
Falcao, R (TW1) MUN  £               9.00
Cisse, P (TW1) NEW  £                8.00
     £             68.00m

First transfer window – Friday 17 October 2014

In
Falcao – striker, MUN – £9m
Papiss Cisse – striker, NEW – £8m

Out
Murray, G – striker, CRY – £0m
Nugent, D – striker, LEI – £0m

Remaining budget: £25m

Second transfer window – Saturday 7 February 2015

In
Amalfitano, M – midfielder, WHU – £0.5m

Out
Rodwell, J – midfielder, SUN – £0m

Remaining budget: £34.5m

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Los Rojos

Manager: Jorge

Nationality: Spanish

International honours: none

Akinfeev, I – RUS – GK  £0.50 
Alves, D – BRA – DEF  £21.00 
Pique, G – ESP – DEF  £1.00 
Marquez, R – MEX – DEF  £0.50 
Uchida, A – JPN – DEF  £0.50 
Rakitic, I – CRO – MID  £18.00 
Robben, A – NED – MID  £29.00 
Witsel, A – BEL – MID  £1.00 
Marchisio, C – ITA – MID  £0.50 
Drogba, D – CIV – STR  £8.00 
Sturridge, D – ENG – STR  £7.00 
   £87.00 
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Testiculadew Land

Manager: James N

Nationality: English

International honours: none

Courtois, T – BEL – GK  £12.00 
Torosidis, V – GRE – DEF  £0.50 
Spahic, E – BIH – DEF  £0.50 
Blind, D – NED – DEF  £0.50 
Schar, F – SUI – DEF  £0.50 
Kroos, T – GER – MID  £0.50 
Dzagoev, A – RUS – MID  £0.50 
Barkley, R – ENG – MID  £0.50 
Honda, K – JAP – MID  £0.50 
Messi, L – ARG – STR  £50.00 
Balotelli, M – ITA – STR  £17.00 
 £83.00 
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Rio De Je Don’t Know

Manager: Pete

Nationality: English

International honours: none

Kawashima, E – JPN – GK  £0.50 
Jones, P – ENG – DEF  £1.00 
Zokora, D – CIV – DEF  £0.50 
Mensah, J – GHA – DEF  £0.50 
Almeida, A – POR – DEF  £0.50 
Schweinsteiger, B – GER – MID  £20.00 
Iniesta, A – ESP – MID  £31.00 
Mejia, A – COL – MID  £0.50 
Glushakov, D – RUS – MID  £0.50 
Hulk – BRA – STR  £34.00 
Jelavic, N – CRO – STR  £1.00 
   £90.00 
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The Man From Piedmonte

Manager: Phil

Nationality: England

International honours: none

Patricio, R – POR – GK  £0.50 
Baines, L – ENG – DEF  £15.00 
Evra, P – FRA – DEF  £9.00 
Vertonghen, J – BEL – DEF  £10.00 
Lahm, P – GER – DEF  £13.00 
Pirlo, A – ITA – MID  £13.00 
Toure, Y – CIV – MID  £21.00 
Fabregas, C – ESP – MID  £7.00 
Valencia, A – ECU – MID  £0.50 
Dzeko, E – BIH – STR  £9.00 
Hernandez, J – MEX – STR  £0.50 
 £98.50 
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Young Brazilian Boys (Where’s Neymar?)

Manager: Denney

Nationality: Welsh (definitely not Belgian)

International honours: none

Neuer, M – GER – GK  £11.00 
Rojo, M – ARG – DEF  £0.50 
Alderweireld, T – BEL – DEF  £0.50 
Azpilicueta, C – ESP – DEF  £0.50 
Pereira, A – URU – DEF  £0.50 
Montero, J – ECU – MID  £0.50 
Vidal, A – CHI – MID  £10.00 
Boateng, K – GHA – MID  £1.00 
Pjanic, M – BIH – MID  £0.50 
Eder – POR – STR  £37.50 
Gutierrez, T – COL – STR  £0.50 
 £63.00 
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Fadjeetacabana

Manager: Aiden

Nationality: English

International honours: none

Pletikosa, S – CRO – GK  £5.00 
Vlaar, R – NED – DEF  £6.00 
Barzagli, A – ITA – DEF  £6.00 
Aurier, S – CIV – DEF  £4.00 
Omeruo, K – NGA – DEF  £0.50 
Di Maria, A – ARG – MID  £31.00 
Sterling, R – ENG – MID  £6.00 
Gotze, M – GER – MID  £17.00 
Shaqiri, X – SUI – MID  £2.00 
Cavani, E – URU – STR  £9.00 
Gekas, T – GRE – STR  £6.50 
   £93.00 
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Ophelia Hunt FC

Manager: Sholto

Nationality: Welsh

International honours: none

Buffon, G – ITA – GK  £2.00 
Marcelo – BRA – DEF  £19.00 
Johnson, G – ENG – DEF  £10.00 
Howedes, B – GER – DEF  £1.00 
Sagna, B – FRA – DEF  £8.00 
Modric, L – CRO – MID  £21.00 
Busquets, S – ESP – MID  £5.00 
Mirallas, K – BEL – MID  £8.00 
Isla, M – CHI – MID  £5.00 
Almeida, H – POR – STR  £5.00 
Huntelaar, K – NED – STR  £3.00 
   £87.00 
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Lokomotiv Leeds

Manager: Ben S

Nationality: English

International honours: none

Vorm, M – NED – GK  £10.00 
Ramos, S – ESP – DEF  £20.00 
Kompany, V – BEL – DEF  £15.00 
Garay, E – ARG – DEF  £11.00 
Rodriguez, R – SUI – DEF  £0.50 
Griezmann, A – FRA – MID  £19.00 
Khedira, S – GER – MID  £1.00 
Moutinho, J – POR – MID  £0.50 
Samedov, A – RUS – MID  £0.50 
Suarez, L – URU – STR  £15.00 
Gervinho – CIV – STR  £0.50 
   £93.00 
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