Judean Peoples’ Front 2020/21

Tom HeatonAVA £                     0.50
Benjamin MendyMCI £                     0.50
Aaron CresswellWHU £                     0.50
Mamadou SakhoCRY £                     0.50
Eric BaillyMUN £                     0.50
Gareth BaleTOT £                     0.50
Mesut ÖzilARS £                     0.50
Callum Hudson-OdoiCHE £                     0.50
Miguel AlmirónNEW £                     0.50
Shane LongSOU £                     0.50
Divock OrigiLIV £                     0.50
   £                     5.50
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Judean People’s Front 2019/20

Reina, PAVL0.5
Papastathopoulos, SARS0.5
Holgate, MEVE0.5
Stephens, JSOT £                     0.50
Masuaku, AWHM £                     0.50
Henderson, JLIV £                     0.50
Silva, DMCY £                  35.00
Lamela, ETOT £                     0.50
Neves, RWLV0.5
Ighalo, OMUN0.5
Abraham, TCHE0.5
   £                  36.50
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Judean Peoples’ Front 2018/19

Sholto profile pic
Cold-blooded killer: The Judean Peoples’ Front manager

Manager: Sholto (Wales)

Twitter name@sholtoGH

Since: 2008

Home ground: Wetsuit Way

Training facility: The Island

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2007/08 – 11th
2009/10 – 6th
2011/12 – 9th
2012/13 – 3rd
2013/14 – 4th
2014/15 – 5th
2015/16 – 15th
2016/17 – 20th (relegated)
2017/18 – 17th

Sympathies: Manchester United

Darts musicDr Dre – Bang Bang

Second transfer window – February 2019

Starting budget: £13m
Spend: £0.5m
Player sales:
Remaining budget:

McCarthy, A SOT  £1.00
Sanchez, D TOT  £5.00
Bennett, R (TW1) WLV  £0.50
Sakho, M CRY  £3.00
Bong, G BTN  £2.00
de Bruyne, K MCY  £36.00
Albrighton, M LEI  £2.00
Pogba, P MUN  £25.00
Yarmolenko, A WHM  £7.00
Perez, A NEW  £8.00
Ayew, J (TW2) CRY  £0.50
 £90.00

First transfer window – October 2018

Starting budget: £17m
Spend: £14.5m
Player sales: £0.5m (Dejan Lovren to Cowley Casuals)
Remaining budget: £3m

McCarthy, A SOT  £1.00
Sanchez, D TOT  £5.00
Bennett, R (TW1) WLV  £0.50
Sakho, M CRY  £3.00
Bong, G BTN  £2.00
de Bruyne, K MCY  £36.00
Albrighton, M LEI  £2.00
Pogba, P FUL  £25.00
Yarmolenko, A WHM  £7.00
Perez, A NEW  £8.00
Ward, D (TW1) CAR  £14.00
 £79.00

Auction XI

McCarthy, A SOT  £1.00
Sanchez, D TOT  £5.00
Lovren, D LIV  £5.00
Sakho, M CRY  £3.00
Moses, V CHE  £0.50
de Bruyne, K MCY  £36.00
Albrighton, M LEI  £2.00
Pogba, P FUL  £25.00
Yarmolenko, A WHM  £7.00
Perez, A NEW  £8.00
Niasse, O EVE  £0.50
 £93.00
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The Breivik Babes

Lloris, H FRA  £                  17.00
Hummels, M GER  £                  17.00
Djourou, J SUI  £                     0.50
Lovren, D CRO  £                     1.00
Alves, B POR  £                    2.00
de Bruyne, K BEL  £                  31.00
Silva, D ESP  £                 20.00
Fred BRA  £                     0.50
Mitrovic, A SRB  £                    4.00
Hernandez, J MEX  £                    2.00
Icardi, M ARG  £                     0.50
 £                  95.50
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Judean Peoples’ Front 2017/18

Sholto profile pic
Cold-blooded killer: The Judean Peoples’ Front manager

Manager: Sholto (Wales)

Twitter name: @sholtoGH

Since: 2008

Home ground: Wetsuit Way

Training facility: The Island

Trophy cabinet: empty

Form
2007/08 – 11th
2009/10 – 6th
2011/12 – 9th
2012/13 – 3rd
2013/14 – 4th
2014/15 – 5th
2015/16 – 15th
2016/17 – 20th (relegated)

Sympathies: Manchester United

Darts music: Dr Dre – Bang Bang

What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: This guy? The Borough Bugle? Not gonna happen – 500/1

Second transfer window – Friday 4 October 2018
Remaining budget: £19m

Player sales: Henderson to Young Boys for £0.5m

Adrian (TW2) WHM £0.50
Jones, P MUN £0.50
Lascelles, J NEW £0.50
Olsson, M (TW1) SWA £0.50
van Dijk, V (TW2 – from Lokomotiv Leeds) LIV £9.00
Cabaye, Y CRY £0.50
Bakayoko, T CHE £0.50
Surman, A (TW2) BOU £0.50
Doucoure, A (TW1) WAT £0.50
Aguero, S MCY £46.00
Ulloa, L (TW2) BTN £0.5m
 £58.5m

First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017
Remaining budget: £19m

Allsop, R (TW1) BOU  £0.50
Jones, P MUN  £0.50
Lowe, C (TW1) HUD  £0.50
Lascelles, J NEW  £0.50
Olsson, M (TW1) SWA  £0.50
Cabeye, Y CRY  £0.50
Henderson, J LIV  £0.50
Bakayoko, T CHE  £0.50
Dourcoure, A (TW1) WAT  £0.50
Aguero, S MCY  £46.00
Ramirez, S (TW1) EVE  £0.50
 £51.00

Auction XI (4-4-2)
Remaining budget: £11.5m (average of managers who attended the auction)

Vorm, M TOT  £0.50
Jones, P MUN  £0.50
Huth, R LEI  £0.50
Lascelles, J NEW  £0.50
Johnson, G STO  £0.50
Cabeye, Y CRY  £0.50
Henderson, J LIV  £0.50
Bakayoko, T CHE  £0.50
Lennon, A EVE  £0.50
Aguero, S MCY  £46.00
Perez, L ARS  £0.50
 £51.00

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Judean Peoples’ Front 2016/17

Sholto profile pic
Cold-blooded killer: The Judean Peoples’ Front manager

Manager: Sholto (Wales)

Twitter name: @sholtoGH

Since: 2008

Home ground: Wetsuit Way

Training facility: The Island

Trophy cabinet: empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.411 – 6th
2007/08 – 11th
2009/10 – 6th
2011/12 – 9th
2012/13 – 3rd
2013/14 – 4th
2014/15 – 5th
2015/16 – 15th

Sympathies: Manchester United

Darts music: Dr Dre – Bang Bang

Starting XI – August auction

Cech, P ARS £ 14.00
Dawson, C WBA £ 6.00
Huth, R LEI £ 7.00
Otamendi, N (sold TW2) MCY £ 8.00
Zouma, K (sold TW2) CHE £ 0.50
Tadic, D SOT £ 16.00
Dembele,M TOT £ 0.50
Ramirez, G MID £ 4.00
Sturridge, D (sold TW2) LIV £ 21.00
Rooney, W (sold TW2) MUN £ 20.00
Diouf, M (sold TW2) STO £ 2.00
£ 99.00

First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (10th)

No changes.

Formation: 4-3-3
Remaining budget: £1m

Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017 (21st)

In
Marcus Rojo – Man United defender – £12m
Pablo Zabaleta – Man City defender – £4m (from So Good They Named Him Twice)
Jack Rodwell – Sunderland midfielder – £0.5m (from Adam Johnson Fan Club)
Dieumerci Mbokani – Hull striker – £0.5m
Enner Valencia – Everton striker – £0.5m

Out
Nicolas Otamendi – Man City defender – free
Kurt Zouma – Chelsea defender – free
Daniel Sturridge – Liverpool striker – £8m (sold to Islington Sports Islam & Leisure)
Wayne Rooney – Manchester United striker – £0.5m (sold to Bala Rinas)
Mame Diouf – Stoke striker – free

Formation: 4-4-2
Remaining budget: £2m

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Jimmy De Gea’s U16s

Manager: Sholto

Nationality: Le Moutons Baiseur

International honours: none

Formation: 4-3-3

Pyatov, A UKR £0.5m
Hector, J GER £14m
Rose, D ENG £9m
Alderweireld, T BEL £13m
Granqvist, A SWE £2m
Matuidi, B FRA £4m
Fabregas, C ESP £9m
Silva, R POT £4m
El Shaarawy, S ITA £7m
Lewandowski, R POL £24m
Kokorin, A RUS £0.5m
£87m
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Judean Peoples’ Front 2015/16

Sholto profile pic
Cold-blooded killer: The Judean Peoples’ Front manager

Manager: Sholto (Wales)

Twitter name: @sholtoGH

Since: 2008

Home ground: Wetsuit Way

Training facility: The Island

Trophy cabinet: empty

Kenna Index rating: 0.411 – 6th
2007/08 – 11th
2009/10 – 6th
2011/12 – 9th
2012/13 – 3rd
2013/14 – 4th
2014/15 – 5th

Sympathies: Manchester United

Darts music: Dr Dre – Bang Bang

Season preview in one sentence: Despite the bluster, the Anders Breivik lookalike has assembled a side capable of another podium finish, unless he gets caught short at another transfer window.

Boruc, A (TW2) BOU £ ?m
Azpilicueta, C CHE £ 16.00
Skrtel, M LIV £ 9.00
Shawcross, R STO £ 1.00
Alderweireld, T TOT £ 3.00
Barkley, R EVE £ 10.00
Toure, Y MCY £ 20.00
M’Vila, Y (TW2) SUN £ ?m
Lingard, J (TW2) MUN £ ?m
Valencia, E (TW2) WHM £ ?m
Austin, C (TW2) SOT £ ?m
£ ?m

First transfer window – Friday 2 October 2015

No changes.

Remaining budget: £9.5m

Second transfer window – Friday 5 February 2016

In
Boruc, A – Bournemouth goalkeeper – £?m
M’Vila, Y – Sunderland midfielder – £?m
Lingard, J – Manchester United midfielder – £?m
Valencia, E – West Ham striker – £?m
Austin, C – Southampton striker – £?m

Out
Speroni, J – Crystal Palace goalkeeper – free
Cazorla, S – Arsenal midfielder – free
Herrera, A – Manchester United midfielder – free
Cisse, P – Newcastle striker – free
Rodriguez, J – Southampton striker – free

Remaining budget: £?m

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Judean Peoples’ Front 2014/15

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Cold-blooded killer: The Judean Peoples’ Front manager

Manager: Sholto (Wales)

Since: 2008

Last season: 4th

Trophy cabinet: empty (best finish – 3rd in 2012/13)

Sympathies: Manchester United

Darts musicSerial Killa – Snoop Doggy Dogg

Season preview in one sentence: How much 10th anniversary auction celebratory champagne must one drink before Victor Anichebe is considered a good signing?

Lloris, H TOT  £12.00 
Bertrand, R (TW1) SOT  £3.00 
Jones, P (TW1) MUN  £0.50 
Koscielny, L ARS  £17.00 
Vergini, S (TW1) SUN  £0.50 
Nasri, S (TW1) MCY  £5.00 
Oscar CHE  £15.00 
Henderson, J LIV  £5.00 
Zaha, W (TW2) CRY  £7.00 
Sakho, D (TW1) WHU  £3.00 
Jelavic, N (TW1) HUL  £5.00 
 £74.00 

First transfer window – Friday 17 October 2014

In
Ryan Bertrand – defender, SOT – £3m
Phil Jones – defender, MUN – £0.5m
Vergini – defender, SUN – £0.5m
Samir Nasri – midfielder, MCY – £5m
Sakho, D – striker, WHU – £3m
Jelavic, N – striker, HUL – £5m

Out
Curtis Davies – defender, HUL – £0m
Jonny Evans – defender, MUN – £0m
Steve Taylor – defender, NEW – £0m
Besic, M – midfielder, EVE – £0m
Anichebe, V – striker, WBA – £0m
Negredo, A – striker, MCY – £0m

Remaining budget: £8m

Second transfer window – Saturday 7 February 2015

In
Zaha, W – midfielder, CRY – £7m

Out
Delph, F – midfielder, AVL – £0m

Remaining budget: £11m

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Ophelia Hunt FC

Manager: Sholto

Nationality: Welsh

International honours: none

Buffon, G – ITA – GK  £2.00 
Marcelo – BRA – DEF  £19.00 
Johnson, G – ENG – DEF  £10.00 
Howedes, B – GER – DEF  £1.00 
Sagna, B – FRA – DEF  £8.00 
Modric, L – CRO – MID  £21.00 
Busquets, S – ESP – MID  £5.00 
Mirallas, K – BEL – MID  £8.00 
Isla, M – CHI – MID  £5.00 
Almeida, H – POR – STR  £5.00 
Huntelaar, K – NED – STR  £3.00 
   £87.00 
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