Jordan Pickford | EVE | £ 6.00 |
Nathan Aké | MCI | £ 9.00 |
Joe Bryan | FUL | £ 0.50 |
Stuart Dallas | LEE | £ 0.50 |
Luke Shaw (loan) | MUN | £ 0.50 |
Ross Barkley | AVA | £ 0.50 |
James Maddison | LEI | £ 3.00 |
Jack Grealish | AVA | £ 18.00 |
Jordan Henderson | LIV | £ 13.00 |
Raúl Jiménez | WOL | £ 35.00 |
Ashley Barnes | BUR | £ 0.50 |
£ 86.50 |
Category: Stu
Cowley Casuals 2019/20
Leno, B | ARS | £ 8.00 |
Alexander-Arnold, T | LIV | £ 25.00 |
Foyth, J | TOT | £ 0.50 |
O’Connell, J | SHF | 0.5 |
Rico, D | BOU | £ 0.50 |
McGinn, J | AVL | £ 4.00 |
Jota, D | WLV | £ 27.00 |
Hughes, W | WAT | £ 0.50 |
Ndidi, W | LEI | £ 0.50 |
Greenwood, M | MUN | 0.5 |
Jesus, G | MCY | £ 20.00 |
£ 85.50 |
Cowley Casuals 2018/19
Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)
Twitter name: @sfinch100
Since: 2012
Home ground: Ground Zero Hours
Training facility: The Agency
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winners 2015
Form
2012/13 – 17th
2013/14 – did not enter
2014/15 – 2nd
2015/16 – 12th
2016/17 – 7th
2017/18 – 16th
Sympathies: Wolves
Darts music: Menergy – Patrick Cowley
First transfer window – October 2018
Starting budget: £13m
Spend: £1.5m
Player sales: N/A
Remaining budget: 11.5m
Gunn, A | SOT | £0.50 |
Luiz, D | CHE | £10.00 |
Mendy, B | MCY | £26.00 |
Lovren, D (TW1) | LIV | £0.50 |
Jones, P (TW1) | MUN | £0.50 |
Jota, D | WLV | £16.00 |
Maddison, J | LEI | £9.00 |
Cairney, T | FUL | £10.00 |
Gomes, A (TW1) | EVE | £0.50 |
Wilson, C | BOU | £10.00 |
Deeney, T | WAT | £1.00 |
£97.00 |
Auction XI
Gunn, A | SOT | £0.50 |
Luiz, D | CHE | £10.00 |
Mendy, B | MCY | £26.00 |
Lichtsteiner, S | ARS | £2.00 |
Fredericks, R | WHM | £0.50 |
Jota, D | WLV | £16.00 |
Maddison, J | LEI | £9.00 |
Cairney, T | FUL | £10.00 |
Fred | MUN | £12.00 |
Wilson, C | BOU | £10.00 |
Deeney, T | WAT | £1.00 |
£97.00 |
Cowley Casuals 2017/18
Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)
Twitter name: @sfinch100
Since: 2012
Home ground: Ground Zero Hours
Training facility: The Agency
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winners 2015
Form
2012/13 – 17th
2013/14 – did not enter
2014/15 – 2nd
2015/16 – 12th
2016/17 – 7th
Sympathies: Wolves
Darts music: Menergy – Patrick Cowley
What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: His befuddled behavior had many wondering if the Cowley boss went for a drink with Bill Cosby before the auction, yet his woozy approach has thrown up some astute signings – 20/1
Second transfer window – Friday 4 October 2018
Remaining budget: £24.5m
No changes.
First transfer window – Friday 6 October 2017
Remaining budget: £24.5m
Schmeichel, K | LEI | £0.50 |
Lowton, M (TW1) | BUR | £0.50 |
Stones, J | MCY | £0.50 |
Mustafi, S | ARS | £3.00 |
Mane, S | LIV | £29.00 |
Phillips, M | WBA | £2.00 |
van La Parra, R | HUD | £0.50 |
March, S | BTN | £0.50 |
Hernandez, J | WHM | £24.00 |
Gabbiadini, M | SOT | £16.00 |
Crouch, P (TW1) | STO | £0.50 |
£77m |
Auction XI (3-4-3)
Remaining budget: £15.5m
Schmeichel, K | LEI | £0.50 |
Lindelhof, V | MUN | £8.00 |
Stones, J | MCY | £0.50 |
Mustafi, S | ARS | £3.00 |
Mane, S | LIV | £29.00 |
Phillips, M | WBA | £2.00 |
van La Parra, R | HUD | £0.50 |
March, S | BTN | £0.50 |
Hernandez, J | WHM | £24.00 |
Gabbiadini, M | SOT | £16.00 |
Gayle, D | NEW | £0.50 |
£84.50 |
Cowley Casuals 2016/17
Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)
Twitter name: @sfinch100
Since: 2012
Home ground: Ground Zero Hours
Training facility: The Agency
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winners 2015
Kenna Index rating: TBC
2012/13 – 17th
2013/14 – did not enter
2014/15 – 2nd
2015/16 – 12th
Sympathies: Wolves
Darts music: Menergy – Patrick Cowley
Remaining budget: £9.5m (did not attend auction, average remaining budget of manager who did)
Staring XI – August auction
Mannone, V (TW1) | SUN | £ 0.50 |
Mertesacker, P (TW1) | ARS | £ 0.50 |
Johnson, G | STO | £ 0.50 |
Fernandez, F | SWA | £ 0.50 |
Flanagan, J (TW1) | BUR | £ 0.50 |
de Bruyne, K | MCY | £ 33.00 |
Townsend, A | CRY | £ 9.00 |
Firmino, R | LIV | £ 0.50 |
Fellaini, M | MUN | £ 0.50 |
Heung-Min, S | TOT | £ 0.50 |
Remy, L (TW1) | CRY | £ 0.50 |
£ 46.50 |
First transfer window – Friday 7 October 2016 (13th)
In
Jordan Pickford – Sunderland goalkeeper – £0.5m
David Luiz – Chelsea defender – £0.5m
Christian Stuani – Middlesborough midfielder – £14m
Shane Long – Southampton striker – £0.5m (bought from Lokomotiv Leeds)
Out
Vito Mannone – Sunderland goalkeeper – free
Per Mertesacker – Arsenal defender – free
Jon Flanagan – Burnley defender – free
Loic Remy – Crystal Palace striker – free
Formation: 3-4-3
Remaining budget: £4m
Second transfer window – Friday 10 February 2017
No changes.
Remaining budget: £4m
Cowley Caliphate
Manager: Stu
Nationality: Le Rosbif
International honours: none
Formation: 3-4-3
Hennessey, W | WAL | £0m |
Soares, C | POT | £7m |
Lichtsteiner, S | SUI | £11m |
Coleman, S | IRL | £3m |
Iniesta, A | ESP | £11m |
Basha, M | ALB | £5.5m |
Witsel, A | BEL | £1m |
Candreva, A | ITA | £10m |
Kane, H | ENG | £30m |
Martial, A | FRA | £5m |
Gomez, M | GER | £16m |
£100m |
Cowley Casuals 2015/16
Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)
Twitter name: @sfinch100
Since: 2012
Home ground: Ground Zero Hours
Training facility: The Agency
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winners 2014/15
Kenna Index rating: N/A (managers must compete for three seasons to get a rating)
2013/14 – 17th
2014/15 – 2nd
Sympathies: Wolves
Darts music: Menergy – Patrick Cowley
Season preview in one sentence (on 27 August): Last year’s league runner up and cup winner looks to have auctioned well, with four wing backs, a strong midfield and an in-touch Cech, but despite a strike-force from the region formerly known as the ‘Dark Continent’, the side looks light up top.
Cech, P | ARS | £ 0.5m |
Terry, J (TW1) | CHE | £ 0.5m |
Jenkinson, C | WHM | £ 4m |
Davies, B | TOT | £ 0.5m |
Rojo, M (TW1) | MUN | £ 4m |
Henderson, J | LIV | £ 17m |
Shaqiri, X (TW1) | STO | £ 14m |
Mane, S | SOT | £ 17m |
Redmond, N | NOR | £ 0.5m |
Rondon, S (TW1) | WBA | £ 18m |
Gestede, R | AVL | £ 0.5m |
£ 76.5m |
First transfer window – Friday 2 October 2015
In
Terry, J – Chelsea defender – £0.5m (from Young Boys)
Rojo, M – Manchester United defender – £4m (from Hairy Fadjeetas)
Shaqiri, X – Stoke midfielder – £14m
Rondon, S – West Brom striker – £18m
Out
Shaw, L – Manchester United defender – free
Mings, T – Bournemouth defender – free
Deulofeu, G – Everton midfielder – free
Bony, W – Manchester City striker – free
Remaining budget: £7m
Second transfer window – Friday 5 February 2016
No changes.
Remaining budget: £7m
Cowley Casuals 2014/15
Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)
Twitter name: @sfinch100
Since: 2012
Last season: Did not enter
Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league finish – 17th in 2012/13)
Sympathies: Wolves
Darts music: Menergy – Patrick Cowley
Season preview in one sentence: Returning to the Kenna after a season off, the manager has assembled a competent side most likely to be undone by squad rotation.
Forster, F | SOT | £ 0.50 |
Caulker, S | QPR | £ 4.00 |
Lescott, J | WBA | £ 2.00 |
Jenkinson, C | WHM | £ 4.00 |
van Aanholt, P (TW1) | SUN | £ 5.00 |
Bolasie, Y | CRY | £ 2.00 |
Milner, J (TW1) | MCY | £ 0.50 |
Willian | CHE | £ 8.00 |
di Maria, A (TW1) | MUN | £ 20.00 |
Lukaku, R | EVE | £ 10.00 |
Ulloa, L (TW1) | LEI | £ 9.00 |
£ 65.00m |
First transfer window – Friday 17 October 2014
In
van Aanholt, P – defender, SUN – £5m
Milner, J – midfielder, MCY – £0.5m
di Maria, A – midfielder, MUN – £20m
Ulloa, L – striker, LEI – £9m
Out
Naughton, K – defender, TOT – £0m
Coutinho, P – midfielder, LIV – £7m
Ince, T – midfielder, HUL – £0m
Ings, D – striker, BUR – £0m
Remaining budget: £13.5m
Second transfer window – Saturday 7 February 2015
No transfers.
Remaining budget: £13.5m
Greendale Rockets
Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)
Twitter name: @sfinch100
Since: Debut
Trophy cabinet: Empty
Sympathies: Wolves
Darts music: I was made for lovin’ you – Kiss
Outlook: The £38m swoop for Rooney shows intent, even if the £6.5m deal for SWP and Gervinho looks like what the ingrained Kenna manager may regard as a schoolboy error. Dodgy foreheads aside, the rest of the Rockets starting line up looks like a few points. Cup run?
No Brambles
Boruc, A | SOT | £0.5m |
Zabaleta, P | MCY | £7m |
Azpilicueta, C | CHE | £4.5m |
Cuellar, C | SUN | £0.5m |
Williamson, M | NEW | £4m |
The Ox | ARS | £5m |
Gera, Z | WBA | £0.5m |
Coutinho, P | LIV | £20m |
Lennon, A | TOT | £8.5m |
Rooney, W | MUN | £38m |
Becchio, L | NOR | £2m |
Total | £90.5m |
Second transfer window – 1 February 2013
Out | In | ||||
Reina, P | LIV | £16m | Boruc, A | SOT | £0.5m |
Clark, C | AVL | £2m | Azpilicueta, C | CHE | £4.5m |
Bertrand, R | CHE | £8m | Cuellar, C | SUN | £0.5m |
Taylor, M | WHM | £3.5m | The Ox | ARS | £5m |
Kightly, M | STO | £5m | Coutinho, P | LIV | £20m |
Gervinho | ARS | £0.5m | Becchio, L | NOR | £2m |
First transfer window – 26 October 2012
Out | In | ||||
Taylor, N | SWA | £0.5m | Clark, C | AVL | £2m |
Dunne, R | AVL | £3.5m | Bertrand, R | CHE | £8m |
W-Phillips, S | QPR | £6m | Taylor, M | WHM | £3.5m |
Miereles, R | FEN | £6m | Gera, Z | WBA | £0.5m |