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| Jordan Pickford | EVE | £ 6.00 |
| Nathan Aké | MCI | £ 9.00 |
| Joe Bryan | FUL | £ 0.50 |
| Stuart Dallas | LEE | £ 0.50 |
| Luke Shaw | MUN | £ 0.50 |
| Ross Barkley | CHE | £ 0.50 |
| James Maddison | LEI | £ 3.00 |
| Jack Grealish | AVA | £ 18.00 |
| Jordan Henderson | LIV | £ 13.00 |
| Raúl Jiménez | WOL | £ 35.00 |
| Ashley Barnes | BUR | £ 0.50 |
| £ 86.50 |
| Leno, B | ARS | £ 8.00 |
| Alexander-Arnold, T | LIV | £ 25.00 |
| Foyth, J | TOT | £ 0.50 |
| O’Connell, J | SHF | 0.5 |
| Rico, D | BOU | £ 0.50 |
| McGinn, J | AVL | £ 4.00 |
| Jota, D | WLV | £ 27.00 |
| Hughes, W | WAT | £ 0.50 |
| Ndidi, W | LEI | £ 0.50 |
| Greenwood, M | MUN | 0.5 |
| Jesus, G | MCY | £ 20.00 |
| £ 85.50 |
Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)
Twitter name: @sfinch100
Since: 2012
Home ground: Ground Zero Hours
Training facility: The Agency
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winners 2015
Form
2012/13 – 17th
2013/14 – did not enter
2014/15 – 2nd
2015/16 – 12th
2016/17 – 7th
2017/18 – 16th
Sympathies: Wolves
Darts music: Menergy – Patrick Cowley
Starting budget: £13m
Spend: £1.5m
Player sales: N/A
Remaining budget: 11.5m
| Gunn, A | SOT | £0.50 |
| Luiz, D | CHE | £10.00 |
| Mendy, B | MCY | £26.00 |
| Lovren, D (TW1) | LIV | £0.50 |
| Jones, P (TW1) | MUN | £0.50 |
| Jota, D | WLV | £16.00 |
| Maddison, J | LEI | £9.00 |
| Cairney, T | FUL | £10.00 |
| Gomes, A (TW1) | EVE | £0.50 |
| Wilson, C | BOU | £10.00 |
| Deeney, T | WAT | £1.00 |
| £97.00 |
| Gunn, A | SOT | £0.50 |
| Luiz, D | CHE | £10.00 |
| Mendy, B | MCY | £26.00 |
| Lichtsteiner, S | ARS | £2.00 |
| Fredericks, R | WHM | £0.50 |
| Jota, D | WLV | £16.00 |
| Maddison, J | LEI | £9.00 |
| Cairney, T | FUL | £10.00 |
| Fred | MUN | £12.00 |
| Wilson, C | BOU | £10.00 |
| Deeney, T | WAT | £1.00 |
| £97.00 |
Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)
Twitter name: @sfinch100
Since: 2012
Home ground: Ground Zero Hours
Training facility: The Agency
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winners 2015
Form
2012/13 – 17th
2013/14 – did not enter
2014/15 – 2nd
2015/16 – 12th
2016/17 – 7th
Sympathies: Wolves
Darts music: Menergy – Patrick Cowley
What the chalkstripes in Kenna HQ speculations department are saying: His befuddled behavior had many wondering if the Cowley boss went for a drink with Bill Cosby before the auction, yet his woozy approach has thrown up some astute signings – 20/1
No changes.
| Schmeichel, K | LEI | £0.50 |
| Lowton, M (TW1) | BUR | £0.50 |
| Stones, J | MCY | £0.50 |
| Mustafi, S | ARS | £3.00 |
| Mane, S | LIV | £29.00 |
| Phillips, M | WBA | £2.00 |
| van La Parra, R | HUD | £0.50 |
| March, S | BTN | £0.50 |
| Hernandez, J | WHM | £24.00 |
| Gabbiadini, M | SOT | £16.00 |
| Crouch, P (TW1) | STO | £0.50 |
| £77m |
| Schmeichel, K | LEI | £0.50 |
| Lindelhof, V | MUN | £8.00 |
| Stones, J | MCY | £0.50 |
| Mustafi, S | ARS | £3.00 |
| Mane, S | LIV | £29.00 |
| Phillips, M | WBA | £2.00 |
| van La Parra, R | HUD | £0.50 |
| March, S | BTN | £0.50 |
| Hernandez, J | WHM | £24.00 |
| Gabbiadini, M | SOT | £16.00 |
| Gayle, D | NEW | £0.50 |
| £84.50 |
Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)
Twitter name: @sfinch100
Since: 2012
Home ground: Ground Zero Hours
Training facility: The Agency
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winners 2015
Kenna Index rating: TBC
2012/13 – 17th
2013/14 – did not enter
2014/15 – 2nd
2015/16 – 12th
Sympathies: Wolves
Darts music: Menergy – Patrick Cowley
Remaining budget: £9.5m (did not attend auction, average remaining budget of manager who did)
| Mannone, V (TW1) | SUN | £ 0.50 |
| Mertesacker, P (TW1) | ARS | £ 0.50 |
| Johnson, G | STO | £ 0.50 |
| Fernandez, F | SWA | £ 0.50 |
| Flanagan, J (TW1) | BUR | £ 0.50 |
| de Bruyne, K | MCY | £ 33.00 |
| Townsend, A | CRY | £ 9.00 |
| Firmino, R | LIV | £ 0.50 |
| Fellaini, M | MUN | £ 0.50 |
| Heung-Min, S | TOT | £ 0.50 |
| Remy, L (TW1) | CRY | £ 0.50 |
| £ 46.50 |
In
Jordan Pickford – Sunderland goalkeeper – £0.5m
David Luiz – Chelsea defender – £0.5m
Christian Stuani – Middlesborough midfielder – £14m
Shane Long – Southampton striker – £0.5m (bought from Lokomotiv Leeds)
Out
Vito Mannone – Sunderland goalkeeper – free
Per Mertesacker – Arsenal defender – free
Jon Flanagan – Burnley defender – free
Loic Remy – Crystal Palace striker – free
Formation: 3-4-3
Remaining budget: £4m
No changes.
Remaining budget: £4m
Manager: Stu
Nationality: Le Rosbif
International honours: none
Formation: 3-4-3
| Hennessey, W | WAL | £0m |
| Soares, C | POT | £7m |
| Lichtsteiner, S | SUI | £11m |
| Coleman, S | IRL | £3m |
| Iniesta, A | ESP | £11m |
| Basha, M | ALB | £5.5m |
| Witsel, A | BEL | £1m |
| Candreva, A | ITA | £10m |
| Kane, H | ENG | £30m |
| Martial, A | FRA | £5m |
| Gomez, M | GER | £16m |
| £100m |
Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)
Twitter name: @sfinch100
Since: 2012
Home ground: Ground Zero Hours
Training facility: The Agency
Trophy cabinet: Canesten Combi Cup winners 2014/15
Kenna Index rating: N/A (managers must compete for three seasons to get a rating)
2013/14 – 17th
2014/15 – 2nd
Sympathies: Wolves
Darts music: Menergy – Patrick Cowley
Season preview in one sentence (on 27 August): Last year’s league runner up and cup winner looks to have auctioned well, with four wing backs, a strong midfield and an in-touch Cech, but despite a strike-force from the region formerly known as the ‘Dark Continent’, the side looks light up top.
| Cech, P | ARS | £ 0.5m |
| Terry, J (TW1) | CHE | £ 0.5m |
| Jenkinson, C | WHM | £ 4m |
| Davies, B | TOT | £ 0.5m |
| Rojo, M (TW1) | MUN | £ 4m |
| Henderson, J | LIV | £ 17m |
| Shaqiri, X (TW1) | STO | £ 14m |
| Mane, S | SOT | £ 17m |
| Redmond, N | NOR | £ 0.5m |
| Rondon, S (TW1) | WBA | £ 18m |
| Gestede, R | AVL | £ 0.5m |
| £ 76.5m |
In
Terry, J – Chelsea defender – £0.5m (from Young Boys)
Rojo, M – Manchester United defender – £4m (from Hairy Fadjeetas)
Shaqiri, X – Stoke midfielder – £14m
Rondon, S – West Brom striker – £18m
Out
Shaw, L – Manchester United defender – free
Mings, T – Bournemouth defender – free
Deulofeu, G – Everton midfielder – free
Bony, W – Manchester City striker – free
Remaining budget: £7m
No changes.
Remaining budget: £7m
Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)
Twitter name: @sfinch100
Since: 2012
Last season: Did not enter
Trophy cabinet: Empty (highest league finish – 17th in 2012/13)
Sympathies: Wolves
Darts music: Menergy – Patrick Cowley
Season preview in one sentence: Returning to the Kenna after a season off, the manager has assembled a competent side most likely to be undone by squad rotation.
| Forster, F | SOT | £ 0.50 |
| Caulker, S | QPR | £ 4.00 |
| Lescott, J | WBA | £ 2.00 |
| Jenkinson, C | WHM | £ 4.00 |
| van Aanholt, P (TW1) | SUN | £ 5.00 |
| Bolasie, Y | CRY | £ 2.00 |
| Milner, J (TW1) | MCY | £ 0.50 |
| Willian | CHE | £ 8.00 |
| di Maria, A (TW1) | MUN | £ 20.00 |
| Lukaku, R | EVE | £ 10.00 |
| Ulloa, L (TW1) | LEI | £ 9.00 |
| £ 65.00m |
In
van Aanholt, P – defender, SUN – £5m
Milner, J – midfielder, MCY – £0.5m
di Maria, A – midfielder, MUN – £20m
Ulloa, L – striker, LEI – £9m
Out
Naughton, K – defender, TOT – £0m
Coutinho, P – midfielder, LIV – £7m
Ince, T – midfielder, HUL – £0m
Ings, D – striker, BUR – £0m
Remaining budget: £13.5m
No transfers.
Remaining budget: £13.5m
Manager: Stu (Wolverhampton)
Twitter name: @sfinch100
Since: Debut
Trophy cabinet: Empty
Sympathies: Wolves
Darts music: I was made for lovin’ you – Kiss
Outlook: The £38m swoop for Rooney shows intent, even if the £6.5m deal for SWP and Gervinho looks like what the ingrained Kenna manager may regard as a schoolboy error. Dodgy foreheads aside, the rest of the Rockets starting line up looks like a few points. Cup run?
No Brambles
| Boruc, A | SOT | £0.5m |
| Zabaleta, P | MCY | £7m |
| Azpilicueta, C | CHE | £4.5m |
| Cuellar, C | SUN | £0.5m |
| Williamson, M | NEW | £4m |
| The Ox | ARS | £5m |
| Gera, Z | WBA | £0.5m |
| Coutinho, P | LIV | £20m |
| Lennon, A | TOT | £8.5m |
| Rooney, W | MUN | £38m |
| Becchio, L | NOR | £2m |
| Total | £90.5m |
| Out | In | ||||
| Reina, P | LIV | £16m | Boruc, A | SOT | £0.5m |
| Clark, C | AVL | £2m | Azpilicueta, C | CHE | £4.5m |
| Bertrand, R | CHE | £8m | Cuellar, C | SUN | £0.5m |
| Taylor, M | WHM | £3.5m | The Ox | ARS | £5m |
| Kightly, M | STO | £5m | Coutinho, P | LIV | £20m |
| Gervinho | ARS | £0.5m | Becchio, L | NOR | £2m |
| Out | In | ||||
| Taylor, N | SWA | £0.5m | Clark, C | AVL | £2m |
| Dunne, R | AVL | £3.5m | Bertrand, R | CHE | £8m |
| W-Phillips, S | QPR | £6m | Taylor, M | WHM | £3.5m |
| Miereles, R | FEN | £6m | Gera, Z | WBA | £0.5m |
