THE CASUAL Kenna manager must be hoping for some kind of Oscar Pistorius turn of fortune to beset Messrs Suarez and Aguero.
The Sporting Lesbian duo are fast leaving the rest of league behind. Chasing managers are wondering why their midnight trip to the John is being interrupted by the sound of a strange padding noise outside their bathroom door.
Chipping in with a paltry two appearance points, Maynor Figueroa was the only other Sporting man to contribute this week, but still the side outperformed all but one other.
No stranger to automatic weapons himself, Anders Breivik lookalike the Judean Peoples’ Front manager made his team’s case for a place in Europe as Jose Enrique and Ashley Cole both put in strong showings.
At the bottom Woking slipped even further away from safety. The manager’s competence has already been doubted by the highest authorities. How long until the club has their very own Night of the Short Blades?
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League table
Weekly scores
| Manager | Points | Goals | ||
| 1 | Still Don’t Know Yet | Pete | 36 | 5 |
| 2 | Sporting Lesbian | Ben M | 30 | 3 |
| 3 | Judean Peoples’ Front | Sholto | 30 | 1 |
| 4 | Dynamo Charlton | Alex | 22 | 2 |
| 5 | Newington Reds | Dudley | 21 | 1 |
| 6 | Piedmonte | Phil | 20 | 1 |
| 7 | Just put Carles | Carles | 19 | 0 |
| 8 | Pikey Scum | Jack | 17 | 1 |
| 9 | Greendale Rockets | Stu | 15 | 1 |
| 10 | Headless Chickens | John N | 14 | 1 |
| 11 | FC Testicluadew | James N | 13 | 1 |
| 12 | PSV Mornington | El Pons | 12 | 1 |
| 13 | Hairy Fadjeetas | Aiden | 12 | 0 |
| 14 | Bala Rinas | Lewis | 11 | 0 |
| 15 | Lokomotiv Leeds | Ben S | 10 | 0 |
| 16 | Woking | Mike | 8 | 0 |
| 17 | Northern Monkeys | Hugo | 7 | 0 |
| 18 | Spartak Mogadishu | Abdi | 6 | 0 |
| 19 | Vasco De Beauvoir | Stix | 6 | 0 |
| 20 | Wandsworth Window Lickers | Will | 6 | 0 |
| Points | Player | |||
| Player of the week | 15 | Aguero, S – MCY – STR | ||
| Club | Sporting Lesbian |
