Edin Dzeko struggles to shake his marker
Even with Rooney and Dzeko doing their best Shrek and Donkey impression up front,
FC Testiculadew dominate the Kenna.
The club now enjoy an 82-point lead atop the league.
Attacking midfielder Clint Dempsey
was the hip hop superstar a fortnight past.
‘Deuce’ the goal
robot popped up again with another player-of-week hat-trick.
Two assists from Shaun Wright-Phillips, one from Marouane Fellaini and a John O’Shea clean sheet completed the rout.
“I’ve put off this kind of talk so far, but now I’ve got one hand on that tax-free prize money come May,” said the FCT boss, or ‘Monsieur Pickles Quarte-vingts’ as he’s known at the gaming tables of the principality.
Weekly scores - 24 January 2012
Testiculadew: health concerns marred post-match celebrations
A Clint Dempsey hat-trick put
FC Testiculadew back on top of the Kenna in spectacular fashion.
Known as ‘Deuce’ during his
keepy-uppy, rapping forays into the American ‘hood, Dempsey’s dope performance has left the FCT manager trippin’.
Commenting on his team’s emphatic week from a drop-top Cadillac full of b1tches driving at 5mph, da gaffer said: “FCT is the wickedest. Kenna say I’m pussy? I dare you to stick your dick in this.
“If I was pussy I’d be filled with syphillis, herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia,
gettin rid of ya.”
A considerably less-than-fly week for
Lokomotiv Leeds has left them 33 points off the lead.
Weekly scores - 10 January 2012
Manager: Mr James Norris (ENG)
Trophy cabinet: empty
Szczesny, W ARS
Bosingwa, J CHE
O’Shea, J SUN
Shorey, N WBA
Lennon, A TOT
Dempsey, C FUL
Fellaini, M EVE
Ireland, S AVL
Rooney, W MUN
Dzeko, E MCY