Spartak Mog? Mo chance

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Slim: Mo Farah has dismissed the chances of rival London Somali immigrant the Spartak Mogadishu manager retaining the cup (photo courtesy of Sean Hinks)

MO FARAH has launched a scathing attack on Spartak Mogadihu’s chances of defending their title in the Kenna cup contest.

The double Olympic gold winning athlete instantly became the second most successful Somali immigrant in London when the Spartak manager lifted the Canesten Combi Cup for the first time in May.

“Yarrrrr! If ye be askin’ me, ye chance o’ that lily-livered scoundrel in ye thrush goblet be shipwrecked. Lallana apart, the rest o’ his side be a shower,” said Farah from next to his gold postbox in Teddington, south west London.

Many pundits have agreed with Farah’s assessment. Even after making changes at the transfer window the Spartak boss has struggled to get the best out of his team, which this week slipped into the relegation zone.

In Northern Monkeys the Somali manager will have an easy enough opening group C stage fixture this weekend, but tougher challenges await, particularly in the form of Headless Chickens, who maintain their place at the top of the Kenna table.

Responding to Farah’s comments outside the club’s Spyglass Hill training facility, the Spartak Mogadishu manager said: “Ye addled scurvy dog should be comin’ out from behind ‘is gold postbox an’ sayin’ ‘is words to me fore. I be makin’ ‘ee kiss the gunner’s daughter an’ no mistake! Yarrrrrr!”

The weekend cup action kicks off a schedule of five group games to be played over the next three months (5 November, 26 November, 10 December, 7 January and 21 January).

On each cup weekend Kenna teams will compete head to head to score the most goals, with three points awarded to the winner and one apiece if they draw.

The top four teams from each group will go through to the knockout phase, playing two legs in the last 16 in February, quarter finals in March, semi finals in April and the final taking place on the last day of the league season.

Group A

Sporting LesbianYoung Boys of Vauxhall

Group D

Lokomotiv LeedsPSV Mornington

Bala RinasHariy Fadjeetas

Week off – Piedmonte

League table

Kenna table wk 9 - 29 October 2013
Kenna table wk 9 – 29 October 2013

Weekly scores

Manager Points Goals
1 Hairy Fadjeetas Aiden 40 2
2 Pikey Scum Jack 38 3
3 KS West Green Stix 38 2
4 Team Panda Rules OK George 35 1
5 St. Reatham FC Mike 33 1
6 Headless Chickens John N 32 0
7 Bala Rinas Lewis 30 2
8 Newington Reds Dudley 28 0
9 Dulwich Red Sox Luke 27 2
10 Just put Carles Carles 27 0
11 This is Sparta…Prague Rich 24 3
12 FC Testiculadew James N 24 1
13 Northern Monkeys Hugo 24 0
14 Still Don’t Know Yet Pete 23 1
15 Piedmonte Phil 23 0
16 Spartak Mogadishu Abdi 23 0
17 Dynamo Charlton Alex 21 0
18 Lokomotiv Leeds Ben S 20 0
19 Rapids De Cullons CF Jorge 18 1
20 Young Boys Denney 16 0
21 Judean Peoples Front Sholto 15 1
22 PSV Mornington El Pons 15 1
23 Sporting Lesbian Ben M 15 0
Points Player
Player of the week 17 Suarez, L – LIV – STR
Club This is Sparta…Prague
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