Only five teams know their cup destiny
Two teams qualified to the knockout stages of the Cannestan Combi Cup with a game to spare.
Dynamo Charlton and Headless Chickens progressed from their respective groups this week after winning all three of their opening fixtures.
Just Put Carles, Thieving Magpies and Spartak Mogadishu have all been eliminated. The latter two without scoring a single group-stage point.
The last group game results will be published in a fortnight. Here are the permutations:
Vasco De Beauvoir rely on the small miracle of beating Hairy Fadjeetas by 15 points and hoping Lokomotiv Leeds lose to a strongly-placed Young Boys of Kilburn. Group B
Bala Rinas or Polonia Forsyth can go through, but only if one of them wins by a country mile and Newington Reds lose by one to Headless Chickens. Group C
Having played all their games,
Superfuzz will be hoping PSV Mornington lose to Dynamo Charlton. The Dan Terry Seduction need to slay Spartak Mogadishu to have any chance. Group D
Judean Peoples’ Front need a Herculean effort against Lurliners and in-form FC Testiculadew to be taken to task by Pikey Scum.
Tie breaker: What better way?
If two teams finish the group stage on equal cup points
and points difference, then whoever won the game between those two teams will go through. If that game was a draw, then the team with the most points ‘For’ will be deemed to be ahead.
If two teams finish with the same cup points, points difference, ‘For’ points
and they drew their fixture, a tie break at the transfer night will decide the winner.
How fast can you neck a pint?
Round 4 results