The time the old man (might have) met Eusebio

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15 March 1995: Sport Lisboa e Benfica vs AC Milan

THERE ARE two reasons why I always found it hard to believe my dad met Eusebio.

The first reason was that he hates football and I would never have suspected him of ever being in the vicinity of any stadium not showing rugby or cricket.

But when I was 15 he returned from a holiday in the Algarve claiming to have been to a Champions League quarter final. I was gobsmacked. Even when he produced hard evidence I wouldn’t have any of it, until my mum corroborated the story.

Benfica 1995 squad
The Benfica 1995 squad: Upon his return from a 13-month ban for cocaine use Benfica was the first club for Claudio Caniggia (the new romantic on the back row)

Flicking through the programme for the 1995 second leg between Benfica and Milan was awe inspiring. We wouldn’t get the internet at school for another year, and as Scott Murray pointed out last week, back then exposure to foreign football was restricted to international tournaments, Channel 4’s Football Italia and the odd game involving underwhelming English teams.

Claudio Caniggia, Paulo Bento, Joao Pinto, Marcel Desailly, Zvonimir Boban, Paolo Maldini, Franco Baresi and Dejan Savicevic. My dad watched them live in Benfica’s Estadio da Luz. My bloody football-apathetic dad!

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Pop quiz: When was the last time the Champions League group stage contained no more than one club from each country?

Before watching Europe’s elite lock horns in what turned out to be a 0-0 draw, the group my dad was with had enjoyed a meal where the club legend Eusebio is reported to have pressed the flesh.

On this point Mum emphatically did not back him up, which brings us to the second reason why he’s unlikely to have met one of the greatest footballers ever to have played.

Milan individual squad photos 1995
Who?: At the time Gianluigi Lentini was the most expensive transfer in the world

When I was six I innocently asked the old man if one could ‘eat the red bit off the Edam’. Without missing a beat he coolly responded that you could.

Not having regular contact with that most delectable of Dutch semi-hard cheeses I naively bowled through life for over a decade until one fateful moment at a dinner party.

A couple of minutes after the cheeseboard was produced, merrily munching away I realised everyone was staring.

Asked if I’d eaten ‘the wax’ I replied: “What? Oh that bit. My dad said it wouldn’t kill you.”

Cue laughter, and a story I’ve just come to accept.

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A couple of weeks ago I visited Lisbon for the first time and took a tour of Benfica’s ‘Stadium of Light’.

I contemplated the tactics board in the away dressing room, walked out of the players’ tunnel, posed for a mock press conference and got up close to the two bald eagle mascots who live behind one of the goals. Well worth 12 euros.

Outside the ground I stood next to a statue of club legend Eusebio, an act which, I still believe, brought me closer to the Black Panther than the old man ever got.

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Euro 2012 country guides – Group B

Immediately identify which Olisadebe players are taking part in Poland and Ukraine, with these useful country guides.

The guides do not include players not travelling to the tournament.

‘TB’ denotes forfeit player awarded under the Titus Bramble Ruling.


Stekelenburg, M GK Just FEMEN £13m
Heitinga, J DF Bunga Bunga Euro Tour £8.5m
Mathijsen, J DF Testiculadewland £0.5m
van der Wiel, G DF Every Pole’s a Goal £15m
de Jong, N MF The Horn of Africa £0.5m
van der Vaart, R MF The Eurosceptics £7m
Sneijder, W MF Make Party £30m
Robben, A MF Don’t Know Yet £33m
van Bommel, M MF Just Put Warsaw £4.5m
van Persie, R ST Hoodyanika Bolokov £38m
Huntelaar, KJ ST Cherbnobyl Forlov £22m
Kuyt, D ST Bwing on the Euwos £8m


Neuer, M GK Bunga Bunga Euro Tour £15m
Mertesacker, P DF Utoya Island XI £0.5m
Boateng, J DF Make Party £0.5m
Lahm, P DF Hoodyanika Bolokov £11m
Badstuber, H DF Don’t Know Yet £9m
Hummels, M DF Everybody Gdansk Now £18m
Schweinsteiger, B MF Just FEMEN £17m
Khedira, S MF The Horn of Africa £13m
Gotze, M MF Bwing on the Euwos £0.5m
Ozil, M MF Testiculadewland £11m
Klose, M ST Every Pole’s a Goal £15m
Gomez, M ST Chernobyl Forlov £32m
Muller, T ST Just Put Warsaw £8m
Podolski, L ST The Eurosceptics £7m


Jacobson, L DF Don’t Know Yet £0.5m
Agger, D DF Just FEMEN £3m
Eriksen, C MF The Horn of Africa £12m
Lovenkrands, P ST Utoya Island XI £0.5m
Bendtner, N ST Everybody Gdansk Now £10m


Pepe DF The Horn of Africa £5m
Rolando DF Don’t Know Yet £0.5m
Alves, B DF The Eurosceptics £5m
Contrao, F DF Testiculadewland £2.5m
Miereles, R MF Everybody Gdansk Now £4.5m
Moutinho, J MF Just Put Warsaw £11m
Veloso, M MF Every Pole’s a Goal £0.5m
Quaresma, R MF Just FEMEN £4m
Nani MF Make Party £15m
Ronaldo, C ST Utoya Island XI £28m
Postiga, H ST Bunga Bunga Euro Tour £7.5m

Group A

Group C

Group D

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