Outlook: Not even 221B could say why the Wandsworth boss introduced and bought Jamie Carragher at last week’s auction, but with the exception of that mystery and Josh McEachran’s announcement he’s going on loan to Boro, the opening week of the season is treating the manager well with goals from Nasri and Odemwingie and clean sheets from O’Shea and Szczesny.
The Chickens manager is now enjoying a similar fortunes to his sibling’s team FC Testiculadew.
Clint Dempsey chalked up two more goals, Rooney one and Szczesny made a penalty save, as FCT extended their lead at the top to 131 points.
The FCT and Chickens managers are fast becoming known as ‘The Mitchell Brothers of the Kenna’.
“If we catch any other managers giving it the Barry after a few in the Queen Vic, they’ll find themselves tied up in the Arches with a shooter in their Chevy and claret on their whistle,” said the Chickens and FCT gaffers in a joint statement.
Mario Balotelli has been urged to get married after being docked two weeks’ wages for visiting a strip joint two days before a match.
The manager of crisis-club Polonia Forsyth made the plea to improve the striker’s form on the pitch.
“Marry me, Mario,” she said before the Italian revealed he was wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with the words ‘Why always me?‘
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