Midfield mediocrity is the trademark of the trophyless Kenna manager.
Bit-part, maybe men midfielders are as popular with managers at auction as Alex McLeish wearing a Wolves shirt on a night out in Digbeth.
Relying mainly of their creativity, these wingers, number 10s and false nines are more susceptible to the vagaries of form than any other Kenna player.
So it comes as little surprise that Dynamo Temple scoop the best midfield award because of a player who in previous seasons has frustrated managers with his unpredictability.
Now out of the shadow of his fellow countryman, Nani put in some of his best performances since the Thriller video and charged to 171 points this season. What a snip at £8m!
Perhaps more important an accolade is the ‘Mid-table Midfield Award’, which is awarded to a team who started the season with Joe Cole, Petrov, Milner and Hitzlsperger. Must be something to do with the altitude in Nepal.
| 1 | Dynamo Temple | 475 |
| 2 | Vasco De Beauvoir | 473 |
| 3 | Lokomotiv Tooting | 408 |
| 4 | Thieving Magpies | 407 |
| 5 | Polonia Forsyth | 398 |
| 6 | Young Boys | 390 |
| 7 | Athletico Temple | 389 |
| 8 | Deportivo Kensington | 384 |
| 9 | CSKA Bashers | 370 |
| 10 | Spartak Mogadishu | 367 |
| 11 | Legia Forsyth | 348 |
| 12 | The Dan Terry Ultimatum | 337 |
| 13 | Barking Nepal | 334 |
| 14 | PSV Mornington | 321 |
| 15 | FC Gun Show | 257 |
| 16 | Walthamstow Network Solutions | 203 |
| 17 | Spare Parts | 192 |
