A record weekly total of nine goals saw FC Testiculadew lead the Kenna by 30 points.
Edin Dzeko (4), Wayne Rooney (3), Jose Bosingwa and Clint Dempsey (one each) were so destructive for FCT they even put 8 (eight) past their own goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny.
With the international break upon us, the FCT boss also scooped August’s Manager of the Month award.
“Obviously there’s a lot of pressure coming to manage in a world-renouned league like the Kenna, but like a game of pocket billiards, everything’s in hand,” said the FCT manager, while grimacing and demonstrating his similie in a post-match interview.
There’s no beginner’s luck at the bottom of the table, where Dynamo Charlton have yet to find the net.
“Goals are overrated,” said the Dynamo manager.
Current champions Young Boys have also failed to notch.
In other news, it’s transfer deadline day. A time when managers hope that players aren’t lured away. Here’s a quick round up:
Spartak Mogadishu – Fabregas is already scoring in other leagues. There were 22 missed calls from Kia Joorabchian on the Spartak manager’s phone this morning.
Vasco De Beauvoir – the manager’s been sleeping by the office fax machine for the last three weeks waiting for news of Wesley Sneijder.
FC Testiculadew – Maicon’s not looking likely either, but the FCT manager isn’t sleeping by his fax machine.
Pikey Scum – Brett Emerton has racked off, Bouncer, and will play the rest of the season Down Under.
The Dan Terry Seduction – was not enough to keep Sotirios Kyrgiakos from going to the Bundesliga.
The Kenna winner will take home a whopping £152 if they’re top of the league in May.