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Manager: Mr Jack Bowley
Since: 2005 (founder member)
Trophy cabinet: Cup at some point
Sympathies: Spurs
| Begovic, A | STO | £0.5m |
| Evra, P | MUN | £18.5m |
| Johnson, G | LIV | £0.5m |
| Richards, M | MCY | £8.5m |
| Santos, A | ARS | £0.5m |
| Bannan, B | AVL | £6.5m |
| Gutierrez, J | NEW | £2.5m |
| Eagles, C | BOL | £1.5m |
| Meireles, R | CHE | £0.5m |
| Adebayor, E | TOT | £43m |
| Bendtner, N | SUN | £13m |
| £95.5m |
Manager: Miss Claire Forsyth (SCO)
Since: 2008
Trophy cabinet: empty
Sympathies: Aberdeen, Spurs
| Vorm, M | SWA | £0.5m |
| Vidic, N | MUN | £27m |
| Coloccini, F | NEW | £5m |
| Dunne, R | AVL | £5m |
| Corluka, V | TOT | £2m |
| Watson, B | WIG | £0.5m |
| Arteta, M | ARS | £12m |
| Petrov, M | BOL | £6m |
| Delap, R | STO | £10m |
| Balotelli, M | MCY | £25m |
| Hoilett, D | BLR | £0.5m |
| £93.5m |
Manager: Mr Ramon Pons Condom (CAT)
Since: 2009
Trophy cabinet: empty
Sympathies: Barcelona
| de Gea, D | MUN | £16m |
| Cahill, G | BOL | £15m |
| Salgado, M | BLR | £6m |
| Brown, W | SUN | £6m |
| Savic, S | MCY | £0.5m |
| Lampard, F | CHE | £28m |
| Murphy, D | FUL | £12m |
| Ben Arfa, H | NEW | £0.5m |
| Song, A | ARS | £3m |
| Defoe, J | TOT | £12m |
| Saha, L | EVE | £0.5m |
| £99.5m |
Manager: Mr Abdi Ali (SOM)
Since: 2010
Trophy cabinet: empty
Sympathies: Arsenal
| Al Habsi, A | WIG | £6m |
| Hangeland, B | FUL | £14m |
| Distin, S | EVE | £8.5m |
| Smalling, C | MUN | £2.5m |
| Mertesacker, P | ARS | £10m |
| Elmohamady, A | SUN | £5m |
| Henderson, J | LIV | £6.5m |
| Jarvis, M | WLV | £10m |
| Bale, G | TOT | £23m |
| N’Gog, D | BOL | £1.5m |
| Jones, K | STO | £0.5m |
| £87.5m |
Manager: Mr Dan Terry (ENG)
Since: 2010
Trophy cabinet: empty
Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers
| Hart, J | MCY | £20m |
| Fabio | MUN | £1m |
| Elokobi, G | WLV | £0.5m |
| King, L | TOT | £0.5m |
| Martin, R | NOR | £0.5m |
| Tiote, C | NEW | £0.5m |
| Malouda, F | CHE | £26m |
| Larsson, S | SUN | £6.5m |
| Osman, L | EVE | £5m |
| Crouch, P | STO | £8m |
| Odemwingie, P | WBA | £19m |
| £87.5m |
Manager: Mr Phil Davis (ENG)
Since: 2005 (founder member)
Trohpy cabinet: empty
Sympathies: Notts County
| Robinson, P | BLR | £4m |
| Terry, J | CHE | £28m |
| Lescott, J | MCY | £10m |
| Agger, D | LIV | £10m |
| Olsson, J | WBA | £0.5m |
| Pratley, D | BOL | £0.5m |
| Obertan, G | NEW | £8.5m |
| Taarabt, A | QPR | £0.5m |
| Park, Ji-Sung | MUN | £0.5m |
| Bent, D | AVL | £32m |
| Doyle, K | WLV | £0.5m |
| £95m |
Manager: Mr Andrew Denney (WAL)
Since: 2006
Trohpy cabinet: league 2011
Sympathies: Spurs
| Given, S | AVL | £8m |
| Kompany, V | MCY | £27m |
| Ferdinand, R | MUN | £0.5m |
| Cole, A | CHE | £28.5m |
| Ferdinand, A | QPR | £0.5m |
| O’Hara, J | WLV | £5m |
| Reo-Coker, N | BOL | £0.5m |
| Cabaye, Y | NEW | £0.5m |
| Diame, M | WIG | £0.5m |
| Gervinho | ARS | £12m |
| Walters, J | STO | £15m |
| £98m |
Manager: Mr Alistair Drummond (ENG)
Since: 2005 (founder member)
Trophy cabinet: League winners in 2005, league and cup double in 2010
Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers
| Schwarzer, M | FUL | £0.5m |
| Young, L | QPR | £10m |
| Bosingwa, J | CHE | £14m |
| Hutton, A | AVL | £0.5m |
| Boyce, E | WIG | £0.5m |
| Pilkington, A | NOR | £10m |
| Nzonzi, S | BLR | £0.5m |
| Kuyt, D | LIV | £20m |
| Gardner, C | SUN | £3m |
| Aguero, S | MCY | £40m |
| Lita, L | SWA | £0.5m |
| £99.5m |
Polonia Forsyth has always been a team associated with grinding, but this week they finally ground into action.
Overwhelmed by the flair of Mario Balotelli, the Polonia manager was figuratively lit up like a Christmas tree in Sunday’s post-match interview.
“There’s always fireworks when Mario’s around,” she sighed. “He’s got a short fuse but really rose to the occasion. He can set fire to my towels any day.”
There was further welcome news for the Polonia boss this week, who decision to rest her star defender Vidic after his comeback from injury spared him a six-goal drubbing.
The club jettisoned deadwood Fabianski and Essien in the transfer window.
Rodallega also left the club, but was snapped up by third-placed Newington Reds.
Kenna HQ will publish updated transfer window team sheets this week.
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