Grosvenor Allstars (formally known as ‘The Dan Terry Seduction’)

Manager: Mr Dan Terry (ENG)

Since: 2010

Trophy cabinet: empty

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

Hart, J MCY £20m
Fabio MUN £1m
Elokobi, G WLV £0.5m
Squillaci, S ARS £0.5m
Kyrgiakos, S WFB £0.5m
Pennant, J STO £13m
Malouda, F CHE £26m
Larsson, S SUN £6.5m
Osman, L EVE £5m
Crouch, P STO £8m
Odemwingie, P WBA £19m
    £100m
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Just put Carles

Manager: Mr Carles Duz (CAT)

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: empty

Sympathies: Barcelona, Fulham

Cech, P CHE £20m
Wilson, M STO £0.5m
Ward, S WLV £0.5m
Robinson, P BOL £0.5m
Walker, K TOT £0.5m
Gerrard, S LIV £26.5m
Silva, D MCY £22m
Coleman, S EVE £2.5m
Anderson MUN £0.5m
Zamora, B FUL £15.5m
Chamakh, M ARS £1.5m
£90.5m
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Bala Rinas

Manager: Mr Seimon Lewis

Since: 2006

Trophy cabinet: empty

Sympathies: Wrexham

Jaaskelainen, J BOL £4m
Luiz, D CHE £21m
Carragher, J LIV £9m
Rangel, A (B) SWA £1.5m
Bardsley, P SUN £11m
Arshavin, A ARS £14.5m
Milner, J MCY £7m
N’Zogbia, C AVL £15m
Cahill, T EVE £9m
Owen, M (B) MUN £0.5m
Pavlyuchenko, R TOT £4m
    £96.5m

 

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Dynamo Charlton

Manager: Mr Alex Bass (ENG)

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: empty

Sympathies: Charlton Athletic

Reina, P LIV 9
Assou-Ekotto, B TOT 6.5
Neville, P EVE 6.5
Kolarov, A MCY 0.5
Alcaraz, A WIG 3.5
Barton, J QPR 9
Giggs, R MUN 6
Etuhu, D FUL 2.5
Ramsey, A ARS 2
Drogba, D CHE 18
Gyan, A SUN 8
    71.5
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Lokomotiv Leeds

Manager: Mr Ben Silver (ENG)

Since: 2011

Trophy cabinet: empty

Sympathies: Leeds United

Foster, B WBA £4m
Skrtel, M LIV £18m
Samba, C BLR £9m
Simpson, D NEW £0.5m
Heitinga, J EVE £0.5m
Wilshere, J ARS £20m
Toure, Y MCY £16.5m
van der Vaart, R TOT £5m
Moses, V WIG £3m
Hernandez, J MUN £21m
Sturridge, D CHE £0.5m
    £98m
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Newington Reds

Manager: Mr Ben Dudley (ENG)

Since: 2005 (founder member)

Trophy cabinet: empty

Sympathies: Liverpool

Kenny, P QPR £0.5m
Shawcross, R STO £9m
Ferdinand, R MUN £18m
Dawson, M TOT £10m
Toure, K MCY £2.5m
Downing, S LIV £16m
Albrighton, M AVL £13m
Nasri, S MCY £18m
Sinclair, S SWA £1.5m
Ba, D NEW £11m
Holt, G NOR £0.5m
    £100m
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Vasco De Beauvoir

Manager: Mr Alistair Drummond (ENG)

Since: 2005 (founder member)

Trophy cabinet: League winners in 2005, league and cup double in 2010

Sympathies: Kidderminster Harriers

Schwarzer, M FUL £0.5m
Young, L QPR £10m
Shittu, D (B) QPR £0.5m
Hutton, A AVL £0.5m
Boyce, E WIG £0.5m
Sneijder, W INT £0.5m
Nzonzi, S BLR £0.5m
Kuyt, D LIV £20m
Gardner, C SUN £3m
Aguero, S MCY £40m
Ebanks-Blake, S WLV £2m
    £78m

Vasco De Beauvoir

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Young Boys of Kilburn

Manager: Mr Andrew Denney (WAL)

Since: 2006

Trohpy cabinet: league 2011

Sympathies: Spurs

Given, S AVL £8m
Kompany, V MCY £27m
Huth, R STO £12.5m
Cole, A CHE £28.5m
Rafael MUN £1m
O’Hara, J WLV £5m
Thomas, J WBA £0.5m
Cabaye, Y NEW £0.5m
Richardson, K SUN £0.5m
Gervinho ARS £12m
Campbell, DJ QPR £1.5m
    £97m
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Spartak Mogadishu

Manager: Mr Abdi Ali (SOM)

Since: 2010

Trophy cabinet: empty

Sympathies: Arsenal

Al Habsi, A WIG £6m
Hangeland, B FUL £14m
Distin, S EVE £8.5m
Smalling, C MUN £2.5m
Nelsen, R BLR £4m
Fabregas, C FCB £10m
Henderson, J LIV £6.5m
Jarvis, M WLV £10m
Bale, G TOT £23m
Tevez, C MCY £2m
Bothroyd, J QPR £7m
    £93.5
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Record attendance at pre-season auction

A record number of managers took part in last night’s Kenna auction.

A staggering eighteen turned up to pit their wits at fantasy football’s highest table.

With almost £2bn spent on players, some city analysts are linking the auction with today’s global market crisis.

The Kenna Chairman said: “Our seventh auction was by far the best attended in the league’s history, and I’d like to thank managers for making it such an enjoyable evening”

Early indications of which team will become favourites are unforthcoming, but Dynamo Charlton’s strike force of Gyan and Drogba is being tipped as a formidable one.

Bookies are already offering odds on Vasco De Beauvoir’s defence of Shittu, Hutton, Boyce and Luke Young being the most disappointing.

“Disappointing? This is an outrage!” said the Vasco manager. “My defenders all have international pedigree. Emerson Boyce is the lynchpin of the Barbados side and Alan Hutton’s the Scottish Cafu.”

The success of auction night was slightly marred by reports of the Chairman allegedly embezzling league funds.

“It was a chicken kebab and a taxi fare. I’ll pay it back,” he stormed.

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